♪ Once upon a time not long ago ♪
♪ There was a DJ named Deric ♪
♪ Who was on this show ♪
♪ He was on this show ♪
♪ Man, I gotta ask God ♪
♪ He don't spin no records ♪
♪ This must be his last job ♪
♪ He's on the ones and twos ♪
♪ Never on time ♪
♪ He gettin' old, he must be going blind ♪
♪ He probably blind then, it felt so long ♪
♪ When I was in the club, he only played one song ♪
♪ He only play one song, I tried to move my feet ♪
♪ And then this crazy ass DJ changed the beat ♪
♪ He couldn't scratch, that (censored) was trash ♪
♪ Now he got the whole club mad at his ass ♪
♪ Wildin', wildin' wildin' ♪
(audience cheering)
- All right, Three Words After is the name of the game.
Everybody done three words after on Twitter, right?
Sometimes they funny, sometimes they not,
but if it's funny here, you get a bell.
(bell dings)
It's not, you get a buzzer. (buzzer buzzes)
We gonna turn up real quick.
2 Chainz is in the building.
Y'all ready?
(audience cheering)
Wild out!
- Three words after having sex.
- No, you didn't.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Ooh! - That was a good one.
- I'm really sorry.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- [D-Wrek] Three words after winning the lotto.
- Oh no, you fired.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- What? It's over (censored).
- [Black Squad] What. It's. Over. (censored).
(buzzer buzzes)
- [D-Wrek] Okay, three words after losing a fight.
- There he go.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- I'm Manny Pacquiao.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Come on up buddy. - That's messed up.
- [Black Squad] Oh, he fixing to lay on the ground.
- [D-Wrek] Okay, three words after getting evicted.
- But I'm white.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Call back!
- I'm cold, Mariah.
(audience laughing) (bell dinging)
- Instaham.
Now, this is what we did.
We went and tapped into some celebrity photos,
and we are gonna give you a description,
and tell you what had happened in that picture,
and if it's funny, it gets bell.
(bell dings)
It's unfunny it gets a buzzer. (buzzer buzzes)
Y'all ready to do this?
(audience cheering)
Let's wild out.
- That was a dope ass idea.
Paying your child support
with the BET 106 & Park credit card.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Man, I still can't believe she married me.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- All right, all right.
- [Audience] Ooh.
- Uh, This is how white
the rest of the cast of Wild 'N Out thinks I am.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Bring me those puppies!
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- [Audience] Ooh. (laughing)
- Why y'all keep putting pictures of me up?
- On behalf of the White race,
we'd like to introduce our newest member, Nick Cannon!
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- I'll take it.
Yo, DJ D-Wrek, who won that game?
- I gotta give him to the Platinum Squad.
Make some noise for the Platinum Squad!
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- We went in on that yo,
but we got more game to play.
Don't worry Austin, you still can win this.
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
We'll be right back.
Come on, come on.
♪ Wildin', wildin', wildin' ♪
- We about to dance.
I'm gonna need the Black Squad to step up
and the Red Squad to step up.
And we gonna call this Bust the Place.
We gonna get some dance names from DJ D-Wrek,
and we gonna make them up right here on the spot, improv.
The best dances get a bell. (bell dings)
The wack ones get a buzzer. (buzzer buzzes)
And we about to turn up.
Y'all ready?
- [Audience] Yeah!
- Bust the place!
(audience cheering)
♪ Bust the place ♪
- Do the Flairy.
- You wanna show 'em how to do the Flairy?
(audience cheering)
♪ Bust the place ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
(bell dings)
- Koffee, show 'em how to do it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
♪ Bust the place ♪
- Do the Ganja Jiggle.
(audience laughing)
♪ Hey, hey ♪ (bell dings)
♪ Hey, hey ♪
- Do the Wan Gwan Bredren.
♪ Bust the place, hey ♪
- Do the Pon de River, Pon de Bank.
(audience laughing)
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪ (bell dings)
- Do the Dutty Wine.
♪ Bust the place ♪
♪ Bust the place, hey ♪
(bell dings) (audience laughing)
- Do the Bless Up Boogie.
(audience laughing)
♪ Bust the place ♪
♪ Bust the place, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ (bell dings)
- Do the Heel Toe.
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
- [Nick] We got this.
We got the next one, we got the next one.
- [Nick] Hey, hey, hey, what you doin'?
- Do the Slow Whine.
(audience cheering)
♪ Hey, hey ♪ (bell dings)
(audience laughing)
- Do the Idiot Boy.
♪ You, you, you, you ♪
- It's kinda dope though.
(bell dinging) (audience cheering)
- Masego's in the building,
and we gonna play a little something called
Ooh, What You Scared Of?
- [D-Wrek] What you scared of?
- All right, we gonna turn out the lights
so we can get our glow up.
And each team member's gonna get the opportunity
to walk up here in front of the fire,
Flash they light, and tell their innermost fears.
- Ooh. - Yeah.
And if it's funny, gets a bell.
(bell dings)
If it's wack, it gets that buzzer.
(buzzer buzzes)
Teams with the most bells wins the game.
Simple as that.
- All right, Team Revolution, Team Evolution.
Wild out.
(audience cheering)
- [Nick] Masego, you go first.
- My name is Sam.
- [Cast] Ooh, what you scared of?
- I am most frightened of ashy lips.
(audience laughing)
(bell dings) (audience cheering)
- They call me Nicholas Cannon.
- [Cast] Ooh, what you scared of?
- [Nick] Commitment.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- [Team Revolution] Don't do it,
you don't need that (censored), you rich.
- Let's go Big Mack! (audience cheering)
- Yuurp! - Hold up, need another one.
- 'Preciate you bro, always lookin' out.
They call me Big Mack. (laughing)
- [Cast] Ooh, what you scared of?
- Her sayin' "Get on top."
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- [Nick] There you go, you might kill her.
You might kill her.
(audience cheering)
- They call me Good Credit.
- [Cast] Ooh, what you scared of?
- [D-Wrek] Don't even say it.
- I'll whoop your ass. - Hold up my man.
(audience laughing)
- [Brent] Nevermind.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Let's go Kandie! (audience cheering)
- They call me Kandie and Jay Will.
- [Cast] Ooh, what y'all scared of?
- Gender reveals.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Funny (censored). - Gender reveals! (laughing)
- [Nick] Chico Bean!
- They call me Hatfish Hakeem
- [Cast] Ooh, what you scared of?
- Oh, wow. (cast member screaming)
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Yeah, that's a scary sight.
(audience cheering)
- They call me diabetes. (laughing)
- [Cast] Ooh, what you scared of?
- Grabbing the wrong Kandie.
(audience laughing)
- Right now it's time to play a fun new game
called Hot Fire Cypha.
We got some of the best MCs in the business on this show
and they're amazing at free styling.
So we gonna put together a hot fire cypha
with the suggestions from our people out here
at Planet Wild 'N Out.
Y'all gonna let us know which cypha is the hottest.
All right? (audience cheering)
Now all we need is some suggestions.
Yell out some occupations.
Real improv stuff.
Occupations.
(audience yelling over each other)
DJ! That's perfect.
That's perfect.
Gimme a name, I need a name, I need a name.
I hear Con back there.
Con said Deric, I like what he talking.
Revolution, let's step on up.
(audience cheering)
♪ Ooh, ooh, okay ♪
♪ Once upon a time not long ago ♪
♪ There was a DJ named Deric ♪
♪ Who was on this show ♪
♪ He was on this show ♪
♪ Man, I gotta ask God ♪
♪ He don't spin no records ♪
♪ This must be his last job ♪
♪ He's on the ones and twos ♪
♪ Never on time ♪
♪ He gettin' old, he must be going blind ♪
♪ He probably blind then, it felt so long ♪
♪ When I was in the club, he only played one song ♪
♪ He only play one song, I tried to move my feet ♪
♪ And then this crazy ass DJ changed the beat ♪
♪ He couldn't scratch, that (censored) was trash ♪
♪ Now he got the whole club mad at his ass ♪
♪ We was having a blast, we was turnin' up ♪
♪ And next thing I know, the club got shot up ♪
♪ The club got shot up ♪
♪ I guess it's time to lay low ♪
♪ The DJ was so bad, I threw some tomatoes ♪
♪ One time, he gave me a CD ♪
♪ Guess what I did next, Frisbee ♪
♪ Whoever booked him just waste his screener ♪
♪ Man this DJ starring to sound real familiar ♪
♪ Familiar, yeah, he sure is man ♪
♪ Kinda remind me of my old ass best friend ♪
♪ All I know is that he ain't got no luck ♪
♪ (censored) his best friend put him in the hotdog truck ♪
♪ When he hits the buzzer, man that (censored) ain't funny ♪
♪ We all don't know this DJ ain't got no money ♪
♪ We gotta give him his credit 'cause he really be trying ♪
♪ But every time he dropped the record ♪
♪ He was wasting our time ♪
♪ He be raising our time, can't lie, can't front ♪
♪ I remember when this DJ had a lace front ♪
♪ Get another gig, you know he can't ♪
♪ He asked me for a job, my response was (imitates buzzer) ♪
♪ The response was (imitates buzzer) ♪
♪ He don't get no respect ♪
♪ Wait a minute, we ain't talkin' 'bout DJ D-Wrek ♪
♪ Like (imitates buzzer) we talkin' 'bout DJ D-Wrek ♪
(audience laughing) (bell dinging)
♪ Like (imitates buzzer) we talkin' 'bout DJ D-Wrek ♪
- That was good, I love all of you.
I love you all.
You guys are the best, incredible people.
- All right, so that was a good cypha,
now I need some more occupations.
(audience shouting over each other)
I heard dentist, that's a good one.
All right, gimme a name.
All right, look, Dan the dentist.
Right, step up, you ain't got no time.
It's freestyle, y'all gotta do it right now.
Dan the dentist. (audience cheering)
♪ Let's get it, let's get it, let's, okay, look ♪
♪ Once upon a time not long ago ♪
♪ There's a dentist named Dan ♪
♪ He was on this show ♪
♪ His shop stayed open seven days a week ♪
♪ And he the one that did Hitman's teeth ♪
♪ Hitman's teeth, yeah, that's wild ♪
♪ I can tell he got him done from the way he smiled ♪
♪ The way he smiled, that's my (censored) ♪
♪ But I'm trying to figure 'bout why them damn teeth so big ♪
♪ Teeth so big, that's for real though ♪
♪ But to Hitman, teeth are like hotel pin loads ♪
♪ He drilled 'em, that's true ♪
♪ The dentist said "Hitman what that mouth do" ♪
♪ This dentist was not a nice fellow ♪
♪ He's like, Jacob, you're so white ♪
♪ But your teeth are so yellow ♪
♪ Teeth is so yellow like corn on the cob ♪
♪ When I went to his office, I wore a bob ♪
♪ Wore a bob, that ain't no fun ♪
♪ Hey call it Red, what's up with them gums ♪
♪ Hey chew some gum but don't chew it all ♪
♪ Remember how his old teeth used to be so small ♪
♪ They used to be so small, yeah, it was a tragedy ♪
♪ And he tried to drill me like a cavity ♪
♪ Cavity, that's not funny ♪
♪ That's gonna cost him a whole lot of money ♪
♪ Ah, I known, insane ♪
♪ I ain't feeling this (censored) like Novocaine ♪
♪ Now Wild 'N Out's back, and we're standing tall ♪
♪ And just like a dentist, we're flossing on y'all ♪
♪ Hitman got no teeth, his old ones was (censored) up ♪
♪ 'Cause he was eating Kandie too much ♪
♪ Damn, now let me interfere it ♪
♪ He still owe the (censored), he ain't got no insurance ♪
♪ Ain't got no insurance, you think that's crazy ♪
♪ He been eating Kandie and Kandie ain't a lady ♪
(audience laughing) (bell dinging)
♪ Been eating Kandie and Kandie ain't a lady ♪