welcome to the show he's so nice to me i brought you some chocolate oh thank you very much
i'll get this later if you don't mind oh no he didn't know i know that's fine
wow i can't believe it that's a lovely little uh uh dress you have there it's better on the floor
dave thank you this lady this lady made it for me yeah yeah thank you now you know you know what
uh when your brother has been on the show uh he's been on several times and and one time i asked him
about a a story an essay that was published in one of his books about you uh and him and your father
and and you returning for a week or a weekend or something and as a joke you put on like a
a fat suit from like the waist down and your your father who's worried about you anyway
thinks that you're gaining weight in your driveway can you can you tell your version of this is so
perfect first i have never read my brother's books anyway um yeah i um i made some money because i
was working on this tv show and i was like what can i buy so i decided to buy a fatty suit from
the waist down because i couldn't afford the top so um it took like i had like five fittings
and everything so i wore it on the airplane with a pair of sweatpants which i never wear
anyway um so i get to north carolina and my dad sees me and he just can't believe
it he's like your ass is this big the problem with you was you're bored ah baloney and so
david kept getting them on and everything and i would like bend over you know getting in the cabin
so obviously like dad all i had today was two sweet rolls at the airport off my back
where's the olive oil and david's like um i was doing this show at the time that got cancelled
and um and uh so david said comedy central said if she lost 30 pounds they put the
show back on the air going crazy now this is now is this actually you or is this just a
facsimile this is that give me an idea what we're working with here region here isn't that good
it's great having a fatty it really is and it was cold and it was nice you know it was winter time
it was nice and warm you drove your dad nuts drove them not now you're working with uh sarah jessica
parker is that the the deal here yes i get to do a play with her called i wonder the world
and i haven't read the play yet i'm just doing it because she's doing it yeah and um so we've been
calling each other because of the excitement and she'll uh and she's already got me four tickets
to the producers which is one reason i'm doing the play it's true four tickets second row and
then um and then i'm going to try to drive a wedge between her and her husband matthew which
i'm pretty confident about and then you're feeling good about it i feel really good about it and uh
and what else is i want to teach me how to dress underneath things you know what i mean no okay you
know how i used to dress underneath you know the right kind of underpants and bra she seems like
she'd be good for that yeah all right well so i want that's why i'm doing the play excellent
you spent a lot of time in california do you go out there and do stuff captain morgan's
so trashy well i just did on um just shoot me a tv show i did two episodes and i had four cameras
and um it was so much fun i saw wendy malek naked great body and uh and david how did that happen
um that i'm sorry naked we were and i had the same wardrobe fitting oh i see and she's real tall and
skinny and anyway she's great everyone on the show is really great and uh george siegel called me
saturday night and he um i told him i was a big fan of somebody that he had worked with
and he said i'm going to give you a little bit of gossip and uh he goes but i don't want to get
back to me he can't tell anybody so um isn't that david's out of the country so i think i come safe
but isn't that so nice that he would call and do that i think this is giving me it
was about barbara streisand and um um the pussycat i won the pussycat but i
can't tell you anything else but it was so good and such a cool thing for her to do
let's just say
celestia celestia oh what are those deals um so so your your uh your other production strangers with
candy cancelled also whatever i'm just kidding yeah but that was tell folks what that was oh i
spent so long ago um i played this lady who was in her late 40s early 50s who was a prostitute
drug addict and she decided to go back to high school to start her life all over again
and i was like an after-school special but she was just a little bit older and um she had a
deal with teenage situations it was a lot of fun and i wore this fatty suit and because of
that they made me four others and i have five fatties wow and i live alone now would you
would you like to have another television show have you enjoyed the experiences yes i
like doing tv i have an idea for bravo i can't tell you the name of it because it's dirty but
um i'm doing a lot of work on my apartment right now and uh i've been having celebrities you know
like todd oldham did my floors for me they're just friends and they come over and do things for me
and uh so i thought that would be a nice way like an interview type thing like every week you have a
chore and you invite a celebrity in the celebrity like maybe buddy hackett would do some shelving
and then you interview him as he's putting up the shelves yeah pretty good idea yeah now are you are
you are you are you married are you single are you dating do you have a little um and
celestia i have a rabbit and uh and actually i spoil her and i'm always thinking about her
name's tattletail and i'm obsessed with her and this rabbit specialist came to my house
and uh i realized i was doing everything wrong first of all she was like oh my god
it's so hot and she was like rabbits love it to be air conditioned and then she was saying
um my rabbit was fat and it needed to lose two and a half pounds everything i was feeding it
not meat but equivalent to meat was like wrong wrong wrong and then i just felt like an unfit
mother you know and i felt like she's going to take my rabbit away from me and you know yeah
i was freaking out and the cockroaches everywhere and i have mice in my apartment just right now
i'm fixing it up it's not happening but i kept finding making excuses like oh
you know those dishes are from earlier this morning and i was gonna put them up anyway or
you know like the fake kind of oh it's hot in here because you know the paint it was just a
nightmare yeah but now let me ask you about the the rabbit itself do you like the rabbit as a pet
i love her too much yeah really and have all your life have you had rabbits as pets
no i've just always wanted one so i got one six years ago and how how long did the rabbits live
when she gonna die um they live between seven and nine years and then sometimes they live to be
teenagers but she said that my rabbit was actually really laid back and calm and um has survived just
on love alone oh that's nice but it seems to me i don't know i haven't spent time with them but it
just seems to me that they're they're like you know like less interesting kitties oh no no no
less interesting kid you're a dog owner
they don't do anything i know they they do they're very affectionate she's trained she sleeps with
me in bed um very only problem with rabbits is they can't tell you when they're in any pain
you know so um that's always hard but they're no they're really fun they playful
yeah they're like lessons do they stink do they stink no very clean i think they do stink
do they
uh well thank you very much for the chocolate oh you're welcome it's a pleasure to meet you
now wonder of the world so you'll be doing that for quite a while i hope that's a big success yes
and and if you can as the play uh progresses please come back and see it oh thank you
nice to meet you thank you amy sedaris ladies you