(Glitchy Boy)
(SMG4 Productions)
(Takes place at Castle...)
Peach: Waheeeeey!
Peach: Yay! Woohoohoo!
(DING!)
Mario: Thats-a so nice!
Toadsworth: Oh No...
(Toadsworth gibberish) Toadsworth: A heh here!
(Toadsworth giggles)
(Toadsworth sound)
Mario: No problem!
(jump) Mario: (low pitched) Wahey!
Mario: Hmmmmmm...
Mario: Oh-hoh-ho!
Mario: I got it!
Mario: Mmmmmmmmm...
Mario: Ugh!
Mario: Yeehee! Let's-a gooo!
Mario: Da fuck?
Mario: Hmmmmmmmm?
Mario: AH-HAHAHAHAW!
(Inkling gibberish)
Mario: Mamma Mia.
Mario: Hey! Orange Squid!
Mario: Come back here!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH ( laughs wickedly )
( laughs wickedly ) Mario: AHAHAHAHAAA!
Mario: GET OVER HERE!
Aha Ha ha!
Mario: Ha ha!
Mario: Wooaa-
Oof!
(muffling) Mario: Mmmmmmmmmmm
Mario: WOOOOOOOOWAHAHA!!!
If...Mario....Was in....
SPLATOON! (WARNING: This video has a lot of Inkling gibberish but still well made.)
Inkling: Squeee squeeeeheeee!
Mario: WAAAAAAOOOWWW!
Mario: Oohhhh...
Mario: Woah!
Mario: Hollllyyyy shit-to!!!!
(inkling gibberish) Inkling: Why nermy! (?)
(Inkling Gibberish)
Inkling: Werbeb Sqrareirerry! (? )
Mario: Ha ha!
WOOOOOAAAAAAH!!!
Mario: Yipeeee!
Mario: AH-HA-HA-HA...
(Inkling Gibberish)
Mario: Mamma Mia....
(Mario Gibberish): Pa pe pa pu pasterutu
Mario: Okie dokie....
Mario: Woohooohooo!
(Zoidberg noises) Mario: Wooopoooopooopooowoooopopopoooowooopopoooo!
Mario: Hmmmmmm....
(Mario Gibberish)
Cap'n Cuttlefish: Hi There Young People, Nice Day Today!
Mario: Yeheeeee! (Even More Mario Gibberish)
Cuttlefish: Wah?! Who are you? Who's that?
Mario: It's-a me, Mario-
Cap'n Cuttlefish: Have you heard that korean song with that guy and he's like a horse. Gangnam style!
Mario: Oooh, ya mamma mia, tutuanietutia-
Cuttlefish: I'm gonna tell you the one thing that I remember:
I've sh*t my pants.
(Mario Gibberish)
Cuttlefish: Have you heard that song with th-
(Super Smash Bros flying sound) Cuttlefish: AAAAAAAH....
Mario: Mamma mia....
Mario: Woaaaaaahhh.....!
Mario: Haaaaaaa, haaaaaaah!
Mario: Boring.
Mario: Woohoohooo.
(Mario gibberish)
Mario: Oh yeah!
Mario: Nom, nom, nom.
(Forming sound)
Mario: Hmmm? Hmmm....
Mario: HOLY SH**!
Mario: Mamma Mia...
Ohhhh......
Hmmmm.........
(Inkling gibberish)
Marie: Sweet...
Until Next time...
Callie and Marie: Staaaay fresh!
Mario: Hey Stinky
???
Marie: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(face planting on window) Mario: Hello...
(Mario gibberish)
Mario: Ahaa!
(Inkling Gibberish)
Mario: Oh yeah!
(Mario Gibberish)
Mario: Let's-a play, heh? (BossseTron: Why should I?)
(Squid or inkling gibberish)
(More inkling or squid gibberish)
Mario: Oooooh...
Mario: Yeah! Haaa-haaa-haaa!
(Glass breaks) Mario: OOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOO.....
Mario: Mamaf*cker!
Cuttlefish: Hello again a**hole!
Oh noo....
Mario: Ohhhhhhhh.....
Meggy: (gibberish)
Oooh-hooo-hoooo!
(Music from when round starts.)
(Ink Splats)
Mario: Hello!
Mario: Haaa-haaa-haaa-haaaa!
(Inkling Gibberish)
Mario: Ooooooohhhh...
(Mario gibberish)
Mama Mia....
(Drying Donkey Laughter)
(Mario laughing also...)
Meggy: How 'bout no?
Mario: D'oh Sh**!
(Inkling Gibberish)
*Insert Squidward Joke Here*
Mario: Oh, brother!
Heavy Squid: Keep crying, baby!
Meggy: Squeee squeee!
(Meggy gibberish)
Mario: Oh hell no!
*Training started*
B****!
Mario: Yoloooooooo!!!!!!!
(Aaaaaaaaah!!!!)
Mario: Oooooh...
Pingas! (pointing at Cuttlefish)
Cuttlefish: Wah? Who's There?
We'll show you old man!
(Fighting and punching noises)
(Wait what is that octoling doing here)
Go, go, GO!
(Inkling Gibberish)
Mario: Yeeaahh...
Mario: Moving on the ground, moving on the ground..
(Inkling gibberish)
(More gibberish)
Inkling Boy: Hell yes!
(squid noises or sounds.)
Mario: Come on! Grrrr!
Let's go!
(BOOM!)
(Mario screaming): Waaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Inspector Heavinkling: Yadadadada-
(BEEM!)
(Squid Gibberish)
Heavy Squid: I'm dead. Not big suprise.
(More squid gibberish)
Mario: Ooooooooh!!!!
Mario: HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
(Angry Squid gibberish.)
(More squid gibberish)
YEAH! HA HA HA!
(frustrated squid gibberish)
Hey! Ugh... come on!
Mamaf*cker!
Mario: Ha-ha!
Mario: Yeah....
Mario: Here we go!
Mario: La la la hmm hmmm hmm! La la la..
Mario: Weeeeee!
(Squid gibberish)
Mario: NOM NOM-
Mario: That's a so ni-
(BOOM)
(Splatoon shooting)
Hasta la vista, baby!
(Mario screaming)
Mario: I did it!
Oh no! Let's a go!
(Mario grunt.)
Mario in slow mo: TAKE A THAT!
Inkling 1: WHAT
Inkling 2: ＨＯＬＹ ＳＨＩ－
(Inkling Laughing)
Mario: AHA!
Mario screaming in pain: AHAHAW!
(Inkling gibberish) Mario: hmmm.. Lets go!
Mario: WOAH! WAAAAAAAAH!
(Inkling gibberish)
(Mario Gibberish)
(Inkling gibberish)
(More Inking gibberish)
Mario: I have no idea!
Turf War - Claim most of your territory of your team!
Ready?( BossseTron will be telling the time!)
3
2
1
GO!!
Time left: 2:00 (Splattershot SFX)
Time left: 1:59 (Splattershot SFX)
Time left: 1:58 (Splattershot SFX)
Time left: 1:57 (Splattershot SFX)
Time left: 1:56 (Roller SFX)
Time left: 1:55 (Roller SFX)
Time left: 1:54 (Roller SFX)
Time left: 1:53 (Random SFX)
Time left: 1:52 (Random SFX)
Time left: 1:51 (Random SFX)
Time left: 1:50 (Random SFX)
Mario: YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (That's my strategy!) Time left: 1:48
Time left: 1:47 (Mario is still saying Y0L0)
Time left: 1:46 (Mario is still saying Y0L0)
Time left: 1:45
Time left: 1:44
(Blue team shooting) Time left: 1:43
(Blue team shooting) Time left: 1:42
Time left: 1:41
(Squid sisters gibberish)
Inkling Boy: Stahp right there!
Inkling Boy: OW!
(Inkling gibberish)
Both Inklings: OKIE DOKIE!
(Inkling gibberish)
(Mario battle scream)
Mario: HA HA! I'am gonna get you!
(Mario screams.)
(Fart)
Mario: Sh**!
(Inkling gibberish)
Blue Sniper: Good aye!
Sniper: Holy doey!
Mario: Woah!
Inkling Boy: What up, bitch?
(Zoom in SFX)
(Mario battle cries)
(Heavy Inkling laughter)
(Meggy scream)
(Sniper Inkling gibberish.)
(Slo-mo SFX)
Sniper Inkling: Aaaah, piss.
(Inkling battle cry)
Mario: Woooah!
Mario: Oh hoo hoo!
Mario: It's-a Mario time!
Mario: You're too slow!
Mario: OW!
(BOOM SFX)
(MARIO screams.)
Marie: Ten outta ten!
(Callie gibberish)
(Inkling gibberish)
(MARIO grunt.)
(MARIO gibberish.)
Mario: Here we go!
Time left: 0:49 Seconds
Mario: Hmmm?
Inkling Boy: Gotcha b****!
Mario: Fooore!
Mario: Get outta here!
Inkling Boy: OH WHAT THE FU-
(BOOM)
Mario: Let's a go!
Mario: I am gonna fly for you!
(Blue Inkling grunts)
(BossseTron: O_O)
(MARIO 1-up sound)
Mario: HA HA!
9
8
7
6
5
4
(Painting noises) 3
2
1
0
*Inkling gibberish*
....
(Squid gibberish)
Inkbrigade Team: Woohooo!
(Sad inkling gibberish) (BossseTron: Poor Meggy D:)
Mario: Oh no!
Mario: Hey! It's okay...don't cry.
(Mario gibberish)
(More Mario gibberish) *retardedchuck22 : BTW MARIO IS SAYING "No matter how much times you lost , there will always be winnings left over" btw Mario is fucking smart"
Mario: Mmmmmm... *He will be an idiot again*
(Mario italian gibberish) *Told ya guys he will be*
*Inkling gibberish* (he's not an idiot Meggy , guys please watch 99% beroken blooper , you all will understand why Mario is rarely smart , btw i hope mario will be a smart all the time in twotfi 2017)
Mario: Thank you!
(More inkling gibberish) (THANK GOD SHE GET THE QUOTE)
Mario: Ah, YES!!
(birds chirping)
Mario: AH HA!
Mario: Well that was sure fun! I had a great-
(ó ì_í)=ó(>Д<)
Toadsworth: God dammit, you got paint all over the GODDAMN HOUSE! (I HOPE MARIO WILL GET A TIME MACHINE IN RECAP 2017 SO HE WILL KICK TOADSWORTH ASS)
END
SMG4: Hey everybody, thanks for watching the Splatoon video. It was a lot of fun to make.
SMG4: Just a quick announcement, me and my brother made a 100k special on our gaming channel, hobo bros.
SMG4: Where we dressed up as Mario and Luigi and go on adventures
SMG4: And do some really stupid crap. Go check that out. Thank's for watching everybody and watch some more SMG4. Goodbye!
Subtitles credit to Diamond Productions OFFICIAL, Ryanborambo, and BossseTron., AND retardedchuck22 XD for making some subs , please #MakeMarioSmartAgain in #WarOfTheFatItalians2017