Girls love surprises, and what's the biggest surprise of all? Your trouser snake!
Shut up
Anthony: Today, we're shooting dick pic curse.
Shane: HOOO.
Anthony: I got the idea when I was sending some pictures
And I thought about the fact that girls hate dick pics and what if I had accidentally sent a dick pic when I want to
Send another picture. And I was like wait. What if every picture just turned out to be a dick pic
Today we have Shane standing in for Ian. Ian is
feverishly sick
Shane: I actually got texted. It was an hour before I came here to set and Brian Todd was like hey
You're gonna play Ian's part.
Anthony:You're like I'm glad I didn't memorize any of that.
Shane: Oh awesome!
I'm excited. I hope to do Ian's part justice.
Anthony: I think you will. All right. Let's go, shoot this s--t.
Shane: Let's do it!
Dude! Girls love surprises, and what's the biggest surprise of all?
Anthony: Flowers?
Shane: Your 5$ footlong
Make sure it's a halfie. Leave its full size to her imagination
{laughs}
When you leave your snapchat open, you have to accept the fact that you may get a dick pic
But what you don't realize is you may get a dick pic six times a day. Ready
Let's see if I could get any on my snapchat. So let's go here. Ready? Nope. We might be lucky today. We'll see
Kisses. No. OH GAWD!
The dick pic predicted it. The dick pic predidicted it. The dick pic pre...
Shane: You're the worst kind of person
Anthony: Keep drawing
Shane: And I send dick pics, and I'm saying you're the worst kind of person
How does that make you feel?
Anthony: Hard
Shane: Yeah. WHAT?
Anthony: Yeah so right now, I have to take some
unsolicited dick pics and Shane here's the master. He's gonna teach me.
Shane; I'm his dick wrangler. I'm here to help him align his chakras in his penis
I've been doing some giggles with my balls
So I think that they're looking nice and plump all right?
Let me know how this goes.
Shane: I did see your dick a second ago.
Anthony: That's right and now you're drawing it. You're drawing your representation of it right now.
Shane: It's like imprinted.
Anthony: What I'm really impressed with is that you're drawing it from the bottom angle when you saw it from the top angle
Shane: Uh-huh.
I know. Well see it's kinda one of those things
You just know it and also light bends
so I kind of did get a glimpse from the underneath cuz of how the light... because the gravitational pull of your dick is so incredible
I get sent a lot of dick pics on Snapchat. Dude! Don't do that. No girl wants to see that.
I don't get turned on by it. It doesn't make me feel any kind of way. I don't want to see it.
Please don't send me dick pics. It's so gross.
Keep wanting to burp
Many of you guys know I can't swim and whenever I try to float I happen to burp a lot.
Shane: The dick pic predicted it.
Anthony: The dick pic predicted it
Shane: The brick dig diggitit
dickbigpredickdickbigdigpredictgitbigdikpredictbigdick
Anthony: She's so dead
Shane: Yeah she is. She's dead
[all laugh]
I'm about to get impaled with Chopsticks. Real life. We're gonna stick 'em in my face. Right? It's real
Oh those are fake. Oh.
But it's real chopstick.
Okay getting real Chopsticks put in my face
Just cut it and make it look like I cut it... got it in my face. OK.
Ohhhh! I can hear colors now
[screams] *RIP headphone users*
I didn't know Chinese food was that bad for you. Hohoho
She crashed into a picnic.
Anthony: Do you think the dick-pic and the picnic were condicted? UH... I mean connected?
Shane: What do you see?
I see a dick holding Chopsticks!
Now Shane dies
All right cut!
Anthony: Scene!
All right, that was dick pic curse. All of us are here. Alive, healthy and happy. Except one fellow.
I think that he's okay
He just didn't to be here to see so many dick pics. Don't send unsolicited dick pic
Don't do it. Try don't doing it.
Anthony: I want to hear, like, an actual female perspective
No unsolicited dick pic is a good thing
Olivia: I think it's really rude and disrespectful.
Anthony: That's right.
It's almost like me going into your house and be like oh lemme f--king throw some bananas on the ground
Anthony: Exactly the same. All right guys if you liked the video click like on the main video and I'll see you guys next week.
Everyone: YEAAHHH
Bye guys!
No more dick pics
Hey guys!
Thank you so much for watching.
Click the video on the screen to watch our last epic movie trailer for Molester Moon
[gasp]
[door breaks]
Molester Moon: I'm gonna molest you
[more gasps]
Ian: OH JEEBUS!
Anthony: BRUUUHHHH!!!
AHHHHHH!!!