- My brother actually saw the guy driving off
and he has the windows rolled down,
and I'm not exaggerating,
Cole jumps through the passenger-side window,
grabs the steering wheel and the guy speeds off
on the highway, my brother's legs are,
like, kicking out the side of the thing.
- What?
Hi, I'm Hannah Marks.
- And I'm Dylan Sprouse.
- And we're here to
- Share our worsts with ELLE.
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- All right, worst kiss.
- Yes.
I have had one. - Are you gonna say me?
- I have had one.
- My worst kiss, maybe just any kind of kiss I had
as a kid, on set, acting in something,
'cause that's a really
awkward and
nerve-wracking. - Yeah.
Yeah, when I was 16, she tried to eat my face.
Like, it was very,
like, my lips were, like, this big.
- [Hannah] Yeah, that's not good.
- She was, like, all over the face.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Or someone that just...
- [Dylan] And you can smell it, at that point.
- Someone that does tongue that you don't,
that you don't want, yeah,
no. - [Dylan] Yeah.
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Worst audition.
- Okay, my worst audition.
It was one of my first ones, when I was a little kid,
was "Malcolm in the Middle."
I threw up in the room.
I had, I had the flu, and it was, like, 110 degrees
in the valley. - Oh, you told me this.
- Yes, I threw up literally on camera
and then continued to throw up in the waiting room
and throw up on a girl's shoes.
- That's awesome. - So, that one takes the cake
for sure.
How about you?
- Mine was an audition for Thing 1 and Thing 2
with my brother for the Dr. Seuss "Cat in the Hat" movie.
- Okay, for some reason, I thought you were gonna say,
"School of Rock," or something.
- No, no, that one was bad, though, too.
- Oh, okay, great. - Oh yeah.
That one was bad too.
No, this one was that one... - What happened at that,
Thing 1 and Thing 2?
- They just said, "Go wild."
We were in a gymnasium
and they just said, "Go wild."
And what my brother and I interpreted that as
was, like, just beat the (bleep) out of each other.
- Wow.
- And so we just wrestled.
And then we got angry, as kids do, at each other,
and then we stormed out.
- Oh my goodness.
That's, I mean... - Suffice to say,
we were not Thing 1 and Thing 2.
- I could see that getting you guys the part, though,
in something else.
- Yeah, something else.
- Something else. - Yeah.
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- Worst look, I would say, was just, like,
all of puberty.
Probably.
- My worst look is I had a derby hat phase.
- A derby hat phase? - Yeah,
like the bowl-shaped, - [Hannah] Yeah.
- I had a phase.
Worst look, it makes me cringe.
- I had it in, like, fifth grade,
I had a little punk phase, and I wore, like,
the fishnet sleeves. - Oof.
- Oof. - Rough.
- Not good.
- Rough, I straightened my hair once.
- Oh.
- [Dylan] Yeah. - What, and, like,
did the swoop?
- [Dylan] Yep. - The Bieber swoop?
- Yeah, but I only did it - The pre-Bieber?
one day.
I tried it.
- You don't need to, you got straight hair.
- No.
No, this was--
- It was emo, it was the emo industry,
yep. - Emo, this was scene.
- It was the emo scene, - Yeah.
- Myspace days.
- Bad news. - [Hannah] Yeah.
- Bad news.
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- Worst date.
I'm a very sweaty guy, hence why my hands are like this way.
One time, I decided to wear a light green shirt to a date,
and was pitted, basically, down,
because I was so nervous.
- Oh no. - Pitted all the way down
to my waist, pretty much.
- Oh, well, - [Dylan] Disgusting.
That's kind of sweet, in a weird way, that you were, no.
- No. - That's not great.
- Come on.
- Ah, worst date?
I don't, I don't know how to answer that.
Probably, oh, gosh, that's hard without...
I don't know how to say it.
- Without ratting them out?
- Yeah, how do you not rat
a person out? - Are you a snitch?
- I'm kind of a snitch, but, I know, I just can't,
I can't be a snitch, sorry.
Can't do it.
- That's respectable.
- I don't have a good sweat story like you.
- Yeah, well, the problem is, is that, see,
me telling that story is completely non-denominational.
Everyone I've ever been on a date with would be like,
"That was my date." - That was, yeah.
No, but, at least that one doesn't rat anyone out.
- That's true. - So, that's good.
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Worst breakup.
- You go. - [Hannah] Oh, great.
I guess, probably, my breakup with my high school boyfriend,
just because that was the most monumental
and the, you know, first and longest relationship,
so that breakup was always really hard.
- Yeah.
- How about you?
- Never broke up,
never broke up with anyone. - Yep,
you're still dating
- Yeah, I just got, - [Hannah] Eight women.
- I got on a boat and I just sailed away.
Yeah, into the sea.
- That's the ultimate ghosting.
- And yeah, no, well, it's not ghosting,
it's more like forlorn sailoring.
I, they can still think that I'm in a relationship,
but I don't know.
But, honestly,
- How does Barbara feel about this?
- And she knows my love of the sea.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- I mean, in "Banana Split," our characters break up
and I think it's a really hard thing for them to deal with
because it's first love.
So that's always really scary
and the stakes feel so much higher in that situation.
- Yeah, and you're just very emotional at that age,
in general. - Oh yeah.
- Yeah. - So hormonal.
- And a lot of, a lot of spikes in those emotions,
so it's always particularly crushing.
- But yeah, I was, I was homeschooled,
so I didn't experience the high school part
of the high school relationship.
- [Dylan] That's good,
you don't want that part. - Just the relationship
at that age. - [Dylan] Yeah.
- Yeah. - [Dylan] Yeah.
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- Worst interview.
It's not an interview necessarily.
But I do have stage fright
in front of an intimate amount of people,
like at, it, not a lot of people.
- [Hannah] I get that. - But enough,
and I had to do a, I had to do, I had to stand up
in front of the class and, like, do like a,
class assignment.
- Yeah, that would scare me. - And I stuttered,
for, like, two minutes straight until someone in the class
was just like, "Sit down."
- [Hannah] Oh no! - Yeah, and so,
that wasn't, it's not an interview,
but it felt like it was one, yeah.
- I guess my worst interview
is still "Malcolm in the Middle."
It's just burned in my brain,
that's definitely a trauma. - Yeah.
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- Okay, worst dinner, what do you think?
- Any dinner where I had to eat with you.
- Yeah, that's crazy,
because my worst dinner is eating with you.
- Wow. - When you
made me have escargot.
Does not, - Escargot is good.
- Did not like it.
So sloppy. - A little chewy.
- So slimy.
- If you like garlic, you'll like it, though.
- Mm-mm.
- Have you had... - Also, it was,
it was upstate New York escargot, that's not really
where to have... - Just earlier today,
you explained to me how risky it was for you,
like, your risky item was scrambled eggs with ketchup.
You were like, - That's true.
- Whoa! - I like, I just like sides.
And I just said that that was delicious, okay,
I like beige foods, I like to keep it pretty tame.
You're more of a risk-taker.
- That's just...
I, anyway, I dunno, moving on.
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- Worst party?
Hmm.
- Any party at any of the clubs in New York City or LA.
- That's, that's your worst party?
- [Dylan] Yeah. - I feel, I'm not really
a partier, so I don't have a worst party.
You know me, I like to stay at home.
- I like the French bulldog
vibe. - I like to hang with my dogs.
- Yeah.
No, yeah, I'm not much of a partier, either.
But definitely the parties that I do go to,
you think it'll be a fun vibe
where people are gonna dance and cut loose,
and instead it's, like,
a lot about watching other people do things.
- I feel like everyone, too, is always on their phones.
- Yeah. - So.
- Yeah. - Not that exciting.
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- Worst vacation. - Worst vacation.
Oh, goodness.
- Yeah.
- I went to Hawaii on a double date once
where the couple was, seemed like they were in the middle
of breaking up.
- Oof.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. - My friend,
she literally dug a hole in the sand.
- And what'd she do with it?
- She sat in the hole.
- Did they break up in the hole?
- No, she just was sad,
so she dug a hole and sat in it for a while.
- That's so depressing,
- I know. - Imagine being so sad
that you decide to dig.
- Dig, I know. (laughing)
It's crazy.
- Well, some people just, like, sit on the couch
or go to sleep, she's like, "Nah,
"I gotta dig." - She's like, I'm gonna dig
a literal hole, so that was,
that was, I mean, that vacation was good,
but that part was awkward.
- Worst vacation, also the best vacation,
recently took a family trip to Italy
and we were traveling all up and down the Amalfi coast.
It was the best vacation, it was so awesome,
but it had the worst moment,
which our entire car got robbed
of all of our belongings.
My brother actually saw the guy driving off
and he has the windows rolled down,
and I'm not exaggerating,
Cole jumps through the passenger-side window,
grabs the steering wheel and the guy speeds off
on the highway, my brother's legs are,
like, kicking out the side of the thing.
- What?
- [Dylan] Yes.
- That's crazy. - So we're tearing down
after him and the thing, anyway, long story short,
it ended all right.
- Holy cow.
- Yeah.
- That's crazy. - He was punching the guy
in the face and everything.
It's wild, I swear. - Wow.
- I cannot make it up.
People always think
I'm making the story up. - Yeah, that sounds
like a movie.
- No, it was actually, it was craziest thing.
- Wow.
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- Worst romcom.
"The Other Sister."
- What's that?
- You wanna, you, - What's, what's the,
- No, worst one, worst romcom...
None of these you would be able to actually post
'cause there's just that bad,
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- Right. - "Tiptoes."
- "Tiptoes," that's literally - "Tiptoes,"
- What I was gonna say,
"Tiptoes." - Worst thing ever.
- I've actually just seen the trailer,
like, a thousand times,
'cause it's so fascinating. - Have you not watched it?
- I've never watched it
all the way through. - Oh my god.
The ending is insane.
- This movie is crazy,
if you haven't seen the "Tiptoes" trailer,
go watch it, my favorite part is when it goes,
"In the role of a lifetime, Gary Oldman."
Do you know what part I'm talking about?
It's insane.
Definitely watch that. - [Dylan] Yeah, honestly.
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- Worst advice.
I would say my worst advice would be to,
like, stay in my lane, or stick with just one thing,
like acting, or directing, I think it's totally okay
to not be in a box and trying to do everything you wanna do.
- Worst advice was,
generally,
just
wait for something to happen.
- Ooh, that's bad.
- Yeah, and I'm just like,
no, there's never been a moment where something good
has been delivered
on a plate, you know. - I totally agree.
- You have to kinda grab it yourself,
always. - Totally agree.
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- Okay, worst fear.
- Worst fear, for me?
- Mhmm.
- Thalassophobia.
- What's that?
- It's the fear of dark water and what's underneath.
- Oh, that's so scary.
- Yeah, (beep) that.
- I, yeah, I don't like spiders.
Definitely not, I don't like hikes, heights, wow,
heights, I don't like hikes. - [Dylan] Hikes too.
'Cause of the spiders.
- Hikes and heights,
and spiders, definitely. - Yeah, yeah.
- But I think all fears are inherently bad, right?
- I have an unrealistic fear of giant squids, too,
and I think it's linked to the thalassophobia.
- Is that just, do you, like, dream giant squids?
- Yeah, like squids.
- What are, what are your worst nightmares?
- I think dark water dreams, yeah,
where I'm, like, in the water, and I'm,
- I don't like being chased. - And there's something
underneath me, like, in the water,
I know that there's something that can come up
and drag me down.
- That's terrifying. - [Dylan] Yeah.
- Don't like that.
- I think I must have,
must have been a pirate in my past life.
- Captain Jack Sparrow?
- Yeah.
I fell overboard and a giant squid got me, obviously,
that's why I've got fear today.
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- Okay, worst subject in school.
- Worst subject, what is yours?
- Probably math?
- [Dylan] Yeah. - I'm more of an English girl.
- [Dylan] Yeah.
I was always very good at history, terrible at math.
Yeah. - I feel like I,
I would like history more now, as an adult,
because I feel like, when I was younger,
the only thing I really learned about history
was from movies.
You know?
- No, I learned
in those classes. - Okay, cool.
- Yeah, I read. - I was homeschooled, so.
- This is the history - There we go.
- Of this house. - Yeah, exactly.
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