so that is the official police statement that I gave to the Calgary Police but
I'll get to that in a little bit we're back from the Canadian tour and it's
been a wild ride it's been an amazing trip here in Canada the last seven days
the last eight days we did seven shows in five different cities and they're not
even just like five cities it's not like five French cities it's five Canadian
cities they fucking far away I was tired as everything it's just been an
extremely tiring experience but a fun one nonetheless we went all over the
place I have been based in Montreal for the
whole month basically on the first Friday we flew to Winnipeg then we went
to Edmonton then we came back to Montreal for the show then we went out
to Vancouver and then finally we finished in Calgary all of that in eight
days the best show was by far Winnipeg Winnipeg you guys were fucking amazing I
don't know what happened you guys were just incredible second best shows were
the Montreal shows I did two shows in one night
they were great closely followed by Calgary Calgary was the my third
favorite then Vancouver then Edmonton they were the order they all were great
though I enjoyed all of them yeah it's just it's interesting how different
people in different parts of the country work but I think if I was to do a
Canadian tour again I would calm it down on the timings because well you know
Canada's a big country to give you an idea European people watching this
imagine that I was based in Paris Montreal to Vancouver is the equivalent
of Paris to Qatar right oh it's just long trips long flights for 5-hour
flights we're getting up at five in the morning to be able to get these flights
just to make sure we're on time for the shows so really happy with the tour
super happy I've only got six shows left I've got six shows six
#FRANGLAIS left before I take the show and throw it in the bin you'll
never be able to see it live again the six shows that I've got are in Bordeaux
Toulouse, Reims and then three in Paris they're
all the month of November is Bordeaux, Toulouse and Reims and January is in
Paris so six shows and then we release the video of the show wherever that ends
up being but let me tell you about what happened at the end of Calgary okay
Calgary was the last show on the tour that was on Saturday Saturday night we
did the show it was amazing we finished we went back to the hotel at about 10:30
and we thought let's go out for a cocktail and a bit of dinner to
celebrate the end of the tour we went out with Rolly and we left the hotel
and as we were walking down the street basically this car decided to swerve
into us really quickly as we were crossing the street swerved stopped
accelerated stopped was swerving like a crazy person like what the fuck is going
on here this is weird then as he drove down the street he was swerving left and
right stopping starting he went up onto the sidewalk onto the pavement then off
it smashed into a couple of things and then the car came to a halt at some
stage and that's where we were like well I think we should we were at the
cocktail bar basically and we thought you know what fuck this we're gonna be
the good citizens of Calgary and we're gonna call the police so we called 911
Like an American film calling 9-1-1 like ah we're calling 9-1-1 how can we help you
it was amazing so we called the police we tried to describe to them where we
were the street names in Calgary are all fucked up it's like 13th Avenue
Southwest which is different to 13th Avenue South East
it's all so we had we had no idea what we were doing but the car we thought the
guy might have got out of the car we didn't know we called the police
they didn't show up it took like 25 minutes before an ambulance came but as
we went up to the car we saw that the driver was just slumped over on his
steering wheel so clearly he was fucked out of his brains right then a fire
truck came and then eventually the police came
and they were there was like seven guys trying to figure out what
what to do that the guy was locked in his car they couldn't open the doors his
the engine was still running the radio was still blasting and they didn't know
what to do so they had to make a decision of what to do do they break the
window anyway that the police took out this thing that they forced the door
open and that's the guy was still asleep and they kind of slapped him across the
face to wake him up because they saw that he was breathing so they just knew
that he was completely shit-faced he woke up and like he panicked he went
crazy he didn't know what was going on he's like no he went crazy they tried
to tell him to get out of the car he was holding onto the steering wheel so he
didn't want to get pulled out of the car then the police are trying to put him
out of the car they're twisting his arm backwards he's shouting this is
like midnight by the way on Halloween a Saturday night
so people I guess just thought it was like a Halloween party or some shit so
anyway they're pulling his arm he's like and then they managed to throw him on
the stretcher from the ambulance tie him down and then he he basically went
unconscious again but it was crazy it was absolutely crazy and then we had to
give a statement to the police so the policeman asked me and Rolly like what
we'd seen so he described it to him he's like do you want to give an official
statement we're like yes because that's what good citizens do when they see
drunk drivers that could kill people so we went over to the policeman's car
to write down the statement that we wrote down and as we were on the the
front of the car we saw the empty bottles of alcohol that were taken from
the car with the guy there was like an empty like three empty bottles of
hard alcohol like vodka whiskey or something a small bottle and also a can
of beer like this guy is fucked like that is mental so we gave we gave our
statement to the police so hopefully this guy goes away for a
long time because I mean fuck like how do you first of all how do you get
in your car in that state right and how do you drive down the street
who knows how long he was driving for before he came to us but the crazy thing
for me was it like he was awake driving and then all of a sudden like as he's on
the sidewalk he just dead that's it just fucking unconscious straightaway like
that's properly dangerous second of all who the fuck are his friends that let
him actually get out in that stage or leave the house part you do is that or
do whatever in that state like it's fucking insane and that you could do
that and the weird thing was like the police and the ambulance they were kind
of laughing because I guess they just see that all the time the guy was like
18 years old a little fucking prick basically who could have easily killed
people so yeah it was a bit of an intense end to the tour I mean anyway we
ended up going for the cocktails afterwards we had an alcoholic drink you
know to celebrate the fact that we've just given a police statement for a
drunk driver I guess you know full circle people it all comes around so we
find we were a little bit shooken up at shooken up no we were a little bit shook
up we're shaken up whatever the english past tense shook shook shake shake shit
we we were fine okay we had a drink and everything was fine and in general the
tour in Canada has been amazing so thank you to everyone who came out to all of
the shows thank you for everyone who organised the shows Alliance Française
Canada you guys were great and that's it now I'm heading back to Paris in like
two hours I'm going to the airport to fly back home and then I'm heading to
Spain this weekend to film Stereotrip Spain so I'll take the camera along
and I'll show you like a behind the scenes of filming Stereotrip in Spain
but that is it for this vlog thanks for watching Rolly get in here say bye to the
people good bye everyone we're signing out you'll see Rolly
again when he's back in Paris but this has been
the trip to Canada it's been a fun one thanks everyone and we'll see you
soon for another episode of the vlog bisous bye ciao