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NARRATOR: 9 Horrible Bosses You'll Experience in Your Life.
BOSS: All you need to do is individualize your teamwork and synergize the paradigm shift in osmosis marketing for all your cross promotions.
EMPLOYEE: Wait, what?
BOSS: Good talk, man.
GAME CHANGER!
NARRATOR: The Buzz Word Boss.
Employee: (confused) Yeah...
Employee: What the hell?!
Boss: Should've had your hands up, bro!
Employee: I think you broke my fricken nose!
Boss: Aw, that's a bummer.
You, uh, you got those reports that I asked for?
Boss: Pound it.
Narrator: The Bro Boss.
Boss: Might wanna wash your hands.
You don't know where my fist has been.
Alright.
Later bro.
Boss: Hey, uh, dude, why haven't you accepted my friend request yet?
Employee: Because we're not friends.
Boss: Of course we are.
Don't be silly.
Come on, man.
Let's go back to my basement; it's all tricked out.
My mom could make us some eggplant lasagna with parm flakes.
(Excitedly) Parm flakes!
(Moans happily).
Narrator: The Tries Too Hard to Be Your Friend Boss.
Boss: So, is that a 'yes?'
Boss: GOD, DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF??!!
Narrator: The Micromanaging Perfectionist Boss.
Employee: (Faintly) Oh, my dick.
Boss: Um, reports and stuff.
Boss: Uh, s-shoes.
Boss: (Nervously) Hi.
Narrator: The Pervy Pervster Boss.
Boss: (Quickly) I like your boobs.
Employee: Okay, so if you wanna move the cursor on the screen, you have to use that white piece of plastic right there.
Boss: What do I do with this?
Employee: That's a red stapler.
Narrator: The Doesn't Understand Technology Boss
Boss: Computers are hard.
Boss: Uh, sweetie, do you think, maybe, I could borrow, like, $5000?
Employee: Sorry, I don't have that kind of money-
Boss: I NEED THIS MORE THAN YOU!!!!
Narrator: The Miiiiiiight Have a Drug Problem Boss.
Employee: Seriously?
Narrator: The Video Game Boss
Employee: So, I just hurt my foot.
Can I get workman's comp?
Announcer: Boss defeated.
Boss: I like the way you use your mouth on that thing.
Can I have a bite?
Employee: Uh, I actually gotta go use the, uh, bathroom.
So...
Boss: (Mouthful) Can I watch?
Narrator: The Super Hot Boss Everybody Thinks Would be Cool to Have But It's Creepy as F*ck When They're Actually Your Boss…Boss.
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