- Reyka says I'm crazy, but if I was being Truman Show'd,
you'd tell me, right Siobhan?
- What? Raph, you're crazy.
- [Male Voice] Change the subject.
- I'm going to get a drink, you guys want anything?
Siobhan, Ralph?
- [Siobhan] I'm perfectly fine, thank you.
- No, no thanks.
- All righty.
- Hey, Siobhan, I notice that your friend
keeps calling me Ralph.
- Oh, really? I'm sorry.
- Do you think you could correct her for me?
- Ooh, why can't you do that?
- Well, I don't want to be rude, she's your friend.
- Well, I don't wanna be rude, she's my friend.
- Alright, maybe I can do it naturally.
- Back, dummies!
- Ralph, aren't you warm?
Don't you want to take off your jacket?
- You know what, Raph's pretty comfortable actually,
but that's classic Raph, right?
- Classic Raph.
- It's like my mom always used to tell me,
"Raph, your name is Raph,"
just in case there's any confusion, Raph."
- Jeez, sounds like your mom
thinks you're pretty dumb, Ralph.
- Did your mom name you after the painter?
- Yes, yes, that's right.
- Ralphael the painter? Cool.
- Nah, I think you added an extra L in there.
- Oh, what, so it's Ralphaell?
- You know, most people think
I was named after the ninja turtle.
- Donatello.
- Donat- - I see it.
- I am not Donatello! Unbelievable.
- Um, sorry, dude, are you drawing me?
Because I'm actually really protective over my image.
- No, just doodling, (chuckles).
You guys ever spend the day just writing down your own name?
- No, never.
Which is kinda weird,
'cause I'm kind of a freak for word games.
- Oh, right, yeah, Angela, ooh, here's a good one.
What is a four letter word that is short for Raphael?
- Ooh, Ralph.
- What? That's five letters.
We're looking for one, two, three, four.
- Dude, look.
Ra-lf
Ralf, it's your name, dummy.
- No it's not!
Don't you think it's weird
that you're the only one who calls me that?
- Am I the only person that calls you Ralph?
I feel so honored.
- That is actually really sweet.
- Not it's not, it's not-
- Raph - Ralph
- Raph - Rafff
- Ralph! - Raph!
- Ralph! - Rruff.
- Raph! - Ralph!
- Ruff, ruff, ruff. - Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph.
- It's Raph!
- Who are you talking to?
My name is not Ralph, it's Raph-i-el, or Ra-pha-el,
or Ra-phi-el, or Ra-pha-el, or Raf, or Raph, or Raif.
I don't get bummed by Raif!
Or Raphi, or Rapha, or Raphi, any of those would work,
just not Ralph.
- It's a nickname.
- It's not, though!
It's a totally different name unto itself.
- But it's a diminutive.
- What would it be short for?
It's a short name, but it isn't short for anything.
- Don't people call you Af?
- Oh, Reyka does call you Af.
- We are still in litigation!