These mess up the roof of my mouth! they burn.
That's the only downfall with these.
Other than that...
What is going on gorilla fam?
Today, I will be ranking Mexican snacks.
I'm about to be in heaven.
Alright.
We got to start this off strong. We got to start it out the right way.
Gansitos.
These come with two cakes because two is always better than one.
I'm not going to lie. It kind of looks like a piece of turd.
Visually, it might not look the best,
but to me, it's about what's on the inside.
That sounds like me. You just described me.
And just like you.
You're delicious.
Look at this.
It's like...it's a cake.
What more do you guys want?
You ready?
I'm ready. I'm ready.
Nine.
I'm surprised you didn't do a ten, though.
-You know why it's not a ten. -Why is it not at ten?
Because I wish I had a little more of that jelly filling.
I feel like the chocolate overpowers
that a bit too much where I prefer the jelly filling.
What more can I say?
Alright.
Next up on the Mexican snack list, we got Sabritones
I'll just say right now, one of my favorite chips.
Oh, that smells like love.
Does that smell like Mexico, Ramon?
Smells like Sabritones.
Which smells like Mexico.
Okay, perfect.
So from the jump, a little puffed snack with chili dust all over it.
Simple, but yet
delicious.
And like it says on the bag
What does that mean, Ramon?
I have no idea.
Like there's a flavor behind every smile.
Look at me. This flavor is making me smile.
I love these things
but I will say, I gauge my everything on
if I could finish the whole thing.
You could finish that.
Come on, look at me.
But do I want to?
Like I want to.
But I can't.
These mess up the roof of my mouth.
Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, that's right. - These mess up the roof of my mouth.
I don't like that feeling.
That's the only downfall with these.
Other than that,
perfection.
A 9.5.
Okay, that's higher than I thought you were going to.
- I love these. - Okay.
I absolutely love these.
I just wish I could eat more of them.
Okay.
Next up, we have barritas fresa!
Classic!
First of all, look at this.
Tell me this doesn't look like a hotdog.
Oh, yeah. That's a hard like a 2D hotdog in a way.
It's a hotdog.
So you're like, wait, what?
I thought this was like a cookie. It is.
I like this a lot, but...
And this one?
This one's a big butt like me.
Each bite gets stuck on the roof of your mouth.
Okay, I think Mexican snacks have a trend here.
I think they just mess up the top of your mouth.
I don't like that.
This is really good.
It's not too sweet.
Cookies, great. Crumbles.
But because of the crumble...
It just gets stuck in between your teeth, and it stays there
for like hours.
A seven.
They're okay.
They'd be better if they didn't stay in my mouth.
I don't want food in my mouth.
I'm trying to eat it.
But you have to put the food in your mouth to eat it.
Well I don't want it to stay there.
I want it to, like, digest.
Okay.
Next on the list, we have every Mexican mom's favorite cookie.
I don't know why they all love this cookie, but they do.
Maria's.
Oh, call me a mexican mom, because these are great.
I know what it is.
What is it? What is it?
As you get older, as you mature, your taste buds, they die.
Or something like that.
I don't know the science behind it. Aging.
So you don't want something that sweet
I don't know why every cookie has little holes.
For aerodynamics.
It's just good.
My mom got me addicted,
so now I'm addicted.
An 8.8.
I feel you're getting more random with these numbers.
I feel like next you're going to be like
I'm getting more accurate with these numbers.
Okay. Okay, that's true. That's true. I give you that.
8.8
They're great.
They taste good.
Perfect little cookie.
But they do also get stuck on your teeth.
I don't know what it is about these cookies
Cakes getting stuck in your teeth.
I don't like it.
I have a theory.
What if Mexican snacks were made by the Mexican dental industry
to get people to go to the dentist?
They get all these foods, all these snacks stuck inside your mouth and your teeth,
so you have no choice but to go to the dentist.
Next up is probably one of my personal favorites.
We got Bubulubu.
Bubulubu?
That throw was Boo Boo, am I right?
Oh. You got that marshmallow and that jelly.
I hope you got the shot.
Wait. Question - Do you ever eat these frozen?
Frozen.
That's the way to go.
These frozen are bomb!
If this was frozen right now, I'd give it a ten.
Anthony, listen to him.
Pop it in the freezer.
Can't go wrong with it.
But since this one isn't frozen,
it's a little different.
A 7.5
Yes, it's good.
I don't think it's bad.
It's just not for me.
If it was the frozen one.
A ten out of ten, for sure.
But since it's not...
a 7.5
An adequate snack.
Okay.
We can't do a mexican snacks ranking without doing Takis Fuego.
We have to. We have to.
When does it end?
It never ends.
When does it end?
I mean, like,
I still have chocolate in my
mouth, so I don't want, like, a chocolate covered Takis.
Hey, it might be a good combo. You might create something right now.
A chocolate covered Taki?
Comment down below,
If you guys think that's a good idea?
Because I kind of think that's a good idea.
You can't go wrong with these almost perfect snack.
My one dilemma with them,
I can't finish the bag.
This is just too hot.
My stomach messes up, but I wish I could finish the bag.
Tremendous.
If I could finish the bag, it'd be a ten.
It's on me.
I wish I was better.
All right.
Next up on the list, we have pinguinos.
Pinguinos!
Penguins in Spanish.
These are the ones that were in that movie, Madagascar.
So you open it up.
It looks nothing like a penguin...
And it looks everything like a hostess cupcake.
This looks exactly like that.
I mean, they literally just repackaged it.
- There's no shame in their game. - No, not at all.
But is there no shame in their game or is there no shame in the Hostess game?
All right.
We can't we can't jump to conclusions here.
It's not who did it first. It's who did it better.
Life advice from Ramon.
I know that smacks.
I know it does.
I don't eat these often and I don't know why.
Textbook bite. Look at that.
Filled with cream.
The cup, cakey, chocolate cake part.
It's good. I know you want that one.
I'll take that one.
But I'll save it for later.
Okay.
A nine.
How come a nine? Why not a ten?
I just...It's too much chocolate for me.
With chocolate,
I just like a little here. A little there.
That's the one thing. It's on me.
It's on me, Anthony. It's not them. It's me.
Yeah, I agree with that statement.
I could always be better.
But no, actually, they're really good.
All right.
This next snack is
probably equally as controversial because it may or may not be a knockoff.
But...
Submarinos.
A knockoff of what? Hmm.
Twinkies?
Well, actually, these are have pink fillings
because these are strawberry filled.
Artificially.
Artificial intelligence.
I do think this is a better name, though, because that looks like a submarine.
What is a Twinkie?
Like what?
Like I don't know what a Twinkie is.
It looks like a school bus.
True. I take that back.
Maybe I just don't know what submarines look like.
When's the last time you saw a submarine?
I'm just assuming that that's what a submarine would look like.
Is it better than Twinkies?
That's a great question. And the answer is yes.
Twinkies are basic.
Submarinos are not.
This is made with love.
What are Twinkies made out of?
Twinkles?
You want me to do it to them?
- A ten. - And Imma do it to them.
You see? You see?
- Yeah. You're not a fan of chocolate. - I'm honest.
Call me, Honest Abe.
Last on the list, depending on what you call it.
Everyone calls this something different.
I call it chicharrones
Some people say duritos, and then people in America say pinwheels.
So I don't know. What do you call them, Ramon?
I call these duritos.
Let us know in the comments what you call them.
Team duritos or team chicharrones?
Or team pinwheels, which I hope no one comments that.
I'll tell you right now, these are God's gift to humanity.
Like this? Boom.
But once you add the chile and the lemon...
Then you really got something!
But just like this, tremendous.
You can't go wrong with this.
A ten plus.
These are perfect. This is what Mexico represents.
This is what humanity should represent.
- I know you want some. - Yeah, I do.
See right here it says "chicharrones de harina"
Show the camera what the bag says.
Pinwheels.
So you're going to agree with that too?
- No no wait but under that! Under that!
- You're going to agree with that too? - Block that part out!
Pinwheels!
Chicharrones de harina.
That means wheat chicharron
That's not a chicharron.
Want a strawberry pizza? That's not a pizza.
Just comment down below what you guys call them.
And also, while you're at it, comment down below what Ramon should rank next
because he's definitely going to rank it.
You heard the man.
Leave your comments down below.
We'll pick the best ones.
And next time, just maybe, you'll see me
do just that.
Ow. Pops the shoulder.