Kevin: YOOOOOOOOOO!!! to skip kevin and luke talking go to 44 seconds
Luke: HELLO, FOLKS!!!!
Kevin: Heck is that T_T
Luke: This is my sonic hat...? (S:Tefuq he has that?)
My sonic oc! his name is SMG4. Luke: Whaaa? (S:wait, wut?)
Your supposed to be Smg4...
Kevin: Dis-- fri-- YOU'RE SMG4!
OKAY IM SMG4 NOW! (S:yes, yes you are.)
Kevin: This is WOTFI.
Luke: Hello everybody WELCOME TO WOTFI 2019! BAYBEE! I am SO excited! (same tbh)
Kevin: And to officially
commemorate this special occasion we are announcing the official WOTFI 2019 merchandise line. (S: SIGN ME UP FOR THAT RN)
Put it up! You got the official shirt, the limited edition badge .
Luke: If you get it you look like me. If you don't get it your gonna look--
It's gonna look like this. (Holy shiet)
Alright so check it out now at (it's on the fricking screen but its www.smg4.store)
Kevin: These-- it is only in store for the next 10 days!
A-after that, it will be gone forever, we're not bringing it back. :'(
This is only for you fans here right now.
Luke: And I hope you guys enjoy WOTFI Twenty-nineteeeeeeeeeeen! Kevin: LET'S DO IT!
(da goddamn glitch productions intro) Other editer: It's a good intro man
SMG4 PRESENTS
WOW its a super smash in the ass arcade game!?!
Mario: HRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HRRRRRRRRRRR (BEAT THE SHOTS OUTTA YOU) HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG
(BLING!) oof!
hey fatty you got a new record, now go lose some weight lol
(okay then ._.) boi yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ye yeah boi boi boi d boi boi (this hurts my fingers ALOT)
(BLING!) (opposing mario was confused!)
okay your less fatter cool (bruh he's never been fat he's SMG4 mate)
That was easy (GOOD GAME NO REMATCH.)
boooooiiiii (holy shiet)
HAEHAHEAHEHAHEAEAHEHAHEHAEHAHEHA
(pain) HRRRRRRRRRMMM! take-a Dat-uh!
okay stop please my hands are getting tired
SMG4: You son of a biatch . . . (anger smg4)
OH HELL NO!
(cranking) Button push noise
2,153,734?! JEEZ YOUR ANGRY!
can I take a photo of this fricking horrifying face?
WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAH BROROOOOOOO 943536841
R A G E
Retirement Hotel 1:20PM Monday (X and police man sleeping (via penguin))
Mario & SMG4: foiueway09ihirhghwaioughri. SEKORBLAT (smg4 and mario gibberish)
Mario & SMG4: *SFRAWRGJAKGRLAG* X: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Other mario clone man Meh IDC about X anyway
THE ALL HOLEH SIR PELO SCREAMING
Tari: *playing video games peacefully*
(tari was also confused)
*pressing buttons*
Tari is scared (lightning indoors :O)
*lightning*
WOW IT'S A WOTFI ARCADE GAME
okay bye fatass (fatass = Mario)
okay bye mule deer SMG4
1 - U P (going into the game?????? WOW)
brrdadadadaedah! aka 1 up noise
WOTFI 2019 Press start???? okee dokee
wow! free for all
Who Can Survive Being Eaten By Kirby? 🏃‍♂️ 1
Who Can Survive Being Eaten By Kirby? 🚶‍♂️ 1
Who Can Survive Being Eaten By Kirby? 🏃‍♂️ 1
Who Can Survive Being Eaten By Kirby? 🚶‍♂️ 1
Who Can Survive Being Eaten By Kirby? 🏃‍♂️ 1
Mario: (confused again)
Kirby: *sings that fucking phone song*
Kirby: kaaabiii danz! Onzi-Donzi Kaaabiiii!
SMG4: A (Kaaabiiii!)
OH GOD (doyooo!)
Patrick is somewhere? SMG4: he's just standing there...... MENACINGLY (poko, ???, babiii! piiiika! leeezzzz! (pichu?))
Mario: WTH THE TOP OF HIS HEAD (ooodashiii! Yo-to! Kah!)
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAHAAAAAAA (singing stops)
LOOK AT HIS LIPS! *Mario laughing his ass off*
OH SHIT HE MAD AS HELL BOI (CC: DONT F*CK WIT KIRBY)
Shrek/Kirby: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Mario & SMG4: NONO! DONT! DONT DO IT! AGH!
Mario: HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*ded*
(Terminal 64 plays)
YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH (wow your lucky mario)
JUST KIDDIN
Mario Kirby: I want to die.
SMG4: i did it (S WINS!)
woohooo! wow vigers suggestion got in AGAIN
Its Time For A Good Ole (old) Fashioned Arm Wrestling Match. Who's Stronger? 🏃‍♂️ 2
Its Time For A Good Ole (old) Fashioned Arm Wrestling Match. Who's Stronger? 🚶‍♂️ 2
Its Time For A Good Ole (old) Fashioned Arm Wrestling Match. Who's Stronger? 🏃‍♂️ 2
Its Time For A Good Ole (old) Fashioned Arm Wrestling Match. Who's Stronger? 🚶‍♂️ 2
Doc Louis: well, the circuit's all yours dumbass (why tf does he look like big smoke?! )
Doc Louis: well, the circuit's all yours, mac! (he isn't even here) Alright!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mario: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT!? (taunts SMG4)
G O S U C C A D * * * I N A B A N A N A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
X: TAKE A HIKE COJACK! (who's that? ) (A guy in the simpsons)
Mario: (ADEIBADUHBODADABADUDUDODO!)
Omocaho: To bust a nut, (wut)
just hold down B button until fully charged.
Mario: Okie dokie.
-gamecube B button-
*"godly" screaming" *BDE ALERT*
SMG4: Oh she wont hold on she's breaking up!
Mario: RUORG! Wow his arm came off
Dr. Mario: Sorry for your loss.
Pewdiepie/Mario: I can't Fap
I CAN'T FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!! (S wins....?)
Woohoo!
Who Can Take Tari's Duck Without Getting Killed. 🏃‍♂️ 3
Who Can Take Tari's Duck Without Getting Killed. 🚶‍♂️ 3
Who Can Take Tari's Duck Without Getting Killed. 🏃‍♂️ 3
shut tf up
It's a beautiful day for tari and archibald
(stop are you running out of ideas)
cri
Tari: *cries*
SMG4: *sniffling* [top 10 most saddest anime takes: number one: taking a duck from tari]
DDDDIIIIUUUUUUU (Oh? your approaching me?)
Death, LOSE!
(AGAIN?!)
cries again.
wow mario, YOUR SO going to win!
DA PINGAS TRAIN!!!! You actually belived me? Cool.
dafuq?
Woohoo!
Get Waluigi Into Smash. 🏃‍♂️ 4
Get Waluigi Into Smash. 🚶‍♂️ 4
Get Waluigi Into Smash. 🏃‍♂️ 4 They will. They will alright.
Get Waluigi Into Smash. 🚶‍♂️ 4 They will. They will alright.
I'M(some weird waluigi stuff) HAHAHA
Mario: *singing overworld theme* Waluigi: *screams laike a wahmen]
Mario: Yeah! hahaha! (That... you... I... uh..... you kidding me?)
Mario: HERE WE GO! *gibberish* Fire!
*window shatters*
Mario: I got it!
No..... No you didn't
Mario: Hmm? [._. well played .]
Mario: Goddamit
-sentry sounds incomng- -smg4 is a TF2 Sentery gun
Crane sounds
*loud crash*
SMG4: HMMMMMMMMMM...
Ohhohohohooo!
*pencil sketching*
Master Hand: Ugh, RAH!
Hrrg?
*fart of waluigi*
Wgawht
(All of a sudden, a handsome purple man breaks into the room and onto the floor)
Mario: YIPEE! I DT!ID I (no)
I DID IT! (no)
Woohoo! (M WINS!)
Who Can Be The Best Anime Waifu? 🏃‍♂️ 5
Who Can Be The Best Anime Waifu? 🚶‍♂️ 5
Who Can Be The Best Anime Waifu? 🏃‍♂️ 5
Who Can Be The Best Anime Waifu? 🚶‍♂️ 5
Who Can Be The Best Anime Waifu? 🏃‍♂️ 5
(Rivers in the desert in the distance)
Filthy Frank/Mario: KONICHIWA YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
♥ 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 ♥
YOU GOT A FAT ASS!
Di- uh-I
Mario: Oh I'm gonna take you to the rice fields tonight
???: Oh no you don't!
Mario: Huh?
SMG4: THAT'S MY Ass!
Mario: RUORG! SMG4: MOVE!
I wrote you a song to express my feelings for you.
🎵𝘐𝘴𝘴𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘴𝘦🎵
[ . . . ITS GETTING INTO MAH HEAD, STAPH THIS ITS LIKE A PARASITES TAKING ME OVER ITS SO GOOD]
🎵𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘮𝘪𝘬𝘰𝘮𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘬𝘶𝘳𝘢 𝘸𝘢🎵
Mario: ＷＯＡＨ
🎵𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘰 𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘰🎵
🎵𝘒𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢 𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘶🎵
*ding*
frickin weebs
for his neutral special, he wields a gun
GUN (LAST SURPRISE)
Mario & SMG4: *screaming* (TIE!)
woohoo!
Who Can Build A Better Minecraft House? 🏃‍♂️ 6
Who Can Build A Better Minecraft House? 🚶‍♂️ 6
Who Can Build A Better Minecraft House? 🏃‍♂️ 6
Who Can Build A Better Minecraft House? 🚶‍♂️ 6
Who Can Build A Better Minecraft House? 🏃‍♂️ 6
Steve: GO GO GO!!! (BUILD!)
SMG4: *panting & screaming*
Mario: Gonna get-- ugh-- come on-- dis-- you-- are a...
[everything burned]
AHAHAHAHHAHA!
AHHHH! AHHHH Come on!
Look at this chicken!
Steve *gaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPS-
Steve the chicken lover:YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Mario: Hohoho!
Hmm... *gibberish
Villagers: Yayyyy... yayyyyyyy!
Mario: NO!
*explosion*
Random guy: Tittie sprinkles. [wut?] <---- I Was Asking The Same
Mario: NO!
I GOT IT!
Guy: *Charlie Brown mummering*
I guess amma go fishing
*singing overworld theme*
*loud bang* normal/nitwit villager: what the f--?
Mario: I GOT IT! I G O T I T !
Wahey!
Agnes/Steve: IT'S SO FLUFFY!
*timer beeps*
*Mario Galaxy fanfare*
*creaking*
Villager #4: CALL 911 NOW!
Steve: you all suck I quit. (TIE!)
woohoo!
Who Can Make smg3 Laugh? 🏃‍♂️ 7
Who Can Make smg3 Laugh? 🚶‍♂️ 7
Who Can Make smg3 Laugh? 🏃‍♂️ 7
*trumpet fanfare*
SMG3: wohoo (tough crowd)
SMG4: Wanna know how to make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!!
*rimshot*
SMG3: Can someone please kill me?
Patrick/SMG4: Well I've done all I can do
(ouch!)
Smg3: AHAHAHAHAHHA OH DID YOU SEE THAT DICK?
Mario: Thank you very much, thank you.
ROUGH!
*rimshot*
SMG3: What an asshole
SMG4: I Quit
Uhg! Ohh...
SMG3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOHAUGH
SMG4: Motherfu---
woohoo!
Who Can Recreate Tari's Meta Runner Arm Better? 🏃‍♂️ 8
Who Can Recreate Tari's Meta Runner Arm Better? 🚶‍♂️ 8
Who Can Recreate Tari's Meta Runner Arm Better? 🏃‍♂️ 8
Who Can Recreate Tari's Meta Runner Arm Better? 🚶‍♂️ 8
Who Can Recreate Tari's Meta Runner Arm Better? 🏃‍♂️ 8
SMG4: (Reading)
*Metallic hammering sounds from TF2*
(BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!)
SMG4: That's Really Interesting! (Writing noises)
Lets go cause some more trouble
you get middle finger that say F*K U!
Mario: Hmm... (ooohhyahmamamiadodomoitredadamatou...)
SMG4: allright heavy here is gonna show you some magic isn't that right?
150 games in 5 seconds, that pretty good!
Tari: WOW! (i never heard that from tari)
SMG4: Dude, are you ready?!
Heavy: Heavy is ready! *laughs*
[MEGA HAND V.0.0.1 is booting...]
*loud laughter*
Mega Hand: I have to go now, my planet needs me.
[turns into a jetpack]
Heavy: AHH HEEEEELLLLLL NAHH!
*incredibly loud scream*
SMG4: Just give it a second, nothin' to worry about!
Aaaany second now...
*explosion* *wtf smg4*
Mario: WOAH!
*angry gibberish*
Thanos: Oh these are pretty cool bananas (M Wins!)
woohoo!
Kermit: KERMIT DE FROG HERE
Who Has The Best Impression Of Meggy? 🚶‍♂️ 9 (<-------- this animation is cool and the one behind this)
Who Has The Best Impression Of Meggy? 🏃‍♂️ 9
Who Has The Best Impression Of Meggy? 🚶‍♂️ 9
IT'S IMPOSSIBLEDBDHJCESCFBJESBHFCJKSBCFJ
Wommy Wommy
Mario: *gurgling* SMG4: *gibberish & screaming*
Mario: Do you want to take a ride on the magic c-carpet? SMG4: *screaming* (TIE!)
woohoo!
Do A Drawing Contest Against Axol 🏃‍♂️ 10
Do A Drawing Contest Against Axol 🚶‍♂️ 10
Do A Drawing Contest Against Axol 🏃‍♂️ 10
Do A Drawing Contest Against Axol 🚶‍♂️ 10
Do A Drawing Contest Against Axol 🏃‍♂️ 10
(staredown.)
YOOOOOOOO!
(oh boy! you go Axol senpai!)
Ryu: I'VE HAD IT WITH ALL YOU FRICKIN' TROLLS! (S:oh they ded)
Axol: Hah!
SMG4: Well hey, Kermit the Frog, I CHOOSE YOU GO!
Kermit: hi kermit de frog here and today im playing fortnite
Ryu: Tatsumaki Senpukyaku! (DED)
Kermit: I'm trippin' serious balls man!
HAHA ME WIN. YOU LOSE.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
MEIN
LeT Me ShOw yOu HOW It'S dOnE.
K I L L M E , I M I N C O N S T A N T P A I N . . . (S:OH OH GOD SOMEBODY KILL IT)
Mario: Pikachu use t-thunderball!
Old man: AUGH! AUUUUGH! (DAMN, BOI ON FIRE)
Old man: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Mario: Goddammit mario! (again?)
Old man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Ryu: SHORYUKEN!
Old man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUuuuuUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mario: AHHAHAHAHAH!
Axol: ME WIN! YOU LOSE!!!!
Ryu: I'm unstoppab- (almost "l")
Kermit: I'm so high on kermit cush right now im off my tiats
Ryu: I am... deeeeed
SSB4/SBBU Announcer: Game!
SMG4: *stupid laughter*
SMG4: *stupid laughter* Mario: MAMA FUCKER
SMG4: *stupid laughter* Kermit: Woah, watch you language!!!!! (THERE WILL BE NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN CHANNEL)
woohoo!
🔴STUPID RAP BATTLE OF FAT ITALIANS!🔵
Buy Smg4s Items In The "I" Later.
X: Alright guys, you two insulting each other is overrated. (S: No, NO IT'S NOT.)
So instead were gonna have a nice singalong together where we'll be--
COMPLIMENTING EACHOTHER
on our game skills! Okay? (Four, three, two, one!)
SMG4: Games with Mario?
yeah I'd rather quit
actually he'll do that
when we play Wii Fit
y'now what, let's sit back
and watch him rage
as he spams his moves
and falls offstage
Mario: bro your FPS flair
is just a joke
your trying to aim
is like having a stroke
How about Mario Kart
What do you reckon?
because when you play with me (Wario: OMG!)
you won't survive a second
X: ok this isn't really working
it seems (S:mhm, Definetly.)
discuss co-op games
work together as a team
SMG4: if that's gonna happen
I don't want to be alive
Mario: I brought poison for two
SMG4: WOOHOO
hi-five
you know i'm happy
that games keep you home
or else you might give someone
your third chromosome (WUT)
Mario: its good that you play games
with lots of dating
cause if you tried the real thing
you'd never see it coming *OOF* [ROASTED]
*Dance Break* (Last Surprise again) (SMG4 GOT YEETED)
X: ok this is becoming
more of a mess
how about Animal Crossing
to relieve some stress
SMG4: all the poor villagers
would all lose their sanity
as they'd have to endure
this crime against humanity
Marios more suited
for the world of Splatoon
Where he can roll around in paint
and eat paint like a goon
the simple answer is:
your IQ is draining
Just stick with Dr. Kawashima's
brain training
Mario: bro why do you think
you'll be taken so seriously
when honestly your face looks like
an earthbound enemy
you talk down all lowly
but play games too slowly
thats why all the princesses
want Mario's ravioli
sure have fun
in your cute game of Pokemon
but try anything else
you're gonna get
dunked on
X:this is so frustrating
why all this hating?
is there seriously no game
that'll stop the debating
Bob: You need a game
with lots of uzis
Fishy Boopkins: no no a game with
WAIFU BOOBIES
Axol: a drawing game will help you
be more inclined
show your drawing skills and...
fwait...nevermind
Shroomy: be sure to take breaks
in interval guys!
playing games for too long
can strain your eyes! (Mad Shroomy boi)
Saiko: You gotta play fighting games
tear each other's skin!
Wait!
actually let me join in!
Luigi: I know you two are
feeling uneasy
thats why you should play games
with more LUIGI!
M&SMG4: No! (S: aw... i wanted that)
SMG4: Mario just go home
all you do is annoy
while i'm the switch
You're the virtual boy
Mr. Game and Watch
show us the score
Mario
SMG4
Mario: I'm sorry bro
I know you want more
but don't be salty
about your beaten highscore
stop being a child
go put on your big trousers (HAH)
Marios gonna win
So long gay bowser
X: you guys got 10 seconds
to compliment each other
or i'm going to be making you
scream for your mother (DAMN BOI)
SMG4: hey man!
what's with all this sass?
Mario: yeah dude
what got up your ass?
*X readies air strike*
OH SH*******T
SMG4: oh god, Uh.. MARIO!
I'm sorry for talking smack!
Mario: you too!! uhhh...
i think you make a great snacc!
(BIGGEST OOF EVA)
GAME OVER, YEAH!
smg4= 10 points Mario=6 points
X: Later! Mario: Mama mia.... (ded)
SMG4: Uh...did I win?
Mario: Mama mia....
Tari: (groans) Um...
lots of tari language
expect meta runner version of tari
SEE! FORESHADOWING!
Mario: Thank you so much for playing my game!
Thanks again for watching, guys! See y'all next time! (Subtitle credits in description)
SMG4 PRESENTS