(beatboxing)
(beep)
- So, hi, I am Netta.
I can sing and I can loop.
But we're all here in Cosmo to see
if I can do anything else.
My real secret talent is,
I'll tell you at the end of the video.
Is it
47?
(buzzer)
Is it six?
(buzzer)
Is it 9?
(buzzer)
24?
Why is that?
Aww.
(jazzy music)
(Netta giggles)
(ding)
Shuffled.
No. (giggles)
The answers already no.
Okay, let's start.
It's about to be messy.
Is cleaning staff on call?
It's gonna take a while, but I'ma do it.
I believe in me.
(drum roll)
You think?
(ta-da music notes)
(ding)
(apple biting and crunching noises)
This is like,
"I'm gonna be everyone's nightmare at the bus."
I am sticking my fingernails in the flesh
of this poor little orange.
I am practically butchering it
and I am trying really hard to make this happen
without messing up a couture carpet that I am wearing.
(gunshot noise)
No.
What does it mean? That it's a failure?
(buzzer)
You must admit, this is impressive.
Like, she'll make it look good.
Here we go.
(beatboxing)
(beatboxing and humming over the top of it)
(ding)
(goofy music)
- [Cameraman] Has he got a name?
- Stripes.
(singing and humming inside mouth)
(ding)
(applause)
Talent. That's talent right there.
I was bad when I was in preschool
and I'm sure that didn't change.
So you do it down and then you do it up?
Oh, it has lights!
(swooping sound effects)
(beep)
Okay. Let's do it again.
So the goal is to throw it and then catch it. Right?
No, it didn't happen. (beep)
I'm gonna try again.
No, shhhhh.
I'm kidding.
(ding)
I used both of my hands, but don't tell anyone.
(celebratory video game music)
(yodeling)
No.
I don't think I'm very familiar with the genre.
So it might be offensive to the yodeling community.
But I'm in a corner, so I'm gonna do it.
(yodeling)
This is like the (bleep) that you do?
(ding)
Okay. Oh, I don't know jokes.
My father tells jokes.
They're never funny.
Okay. Let's try to tell this one.
Wow, it's gotta be epically bad.
Okay. So a group of fishermen,
I'm translating it in my head,
they're sitting on a river bank and one of them
is always exaggerating.
So one of them says, "Yeah, I got fish this big."
And the other one says, Yeah, I got fish this big."
And then the other one says, "Yeah, I got fish this big."
I think that they tied his hands the next day.
So they were sitting and they were chilling
and one of them said, "Yeah, I got a fish
this big yesterday."
And the other one said, "Yeah, I got a fish this big."
And then the other one with the hands tied, he said,
"Yeah, I got a fish the whole eyeball was like that."
Really bad.
No one laughing in the room.
No one.
(buzzer)
Thank you for humiliating me publicly.
Again.
I actually have a really long tongue. Exhibit A.
My nose is actually really high as well.
So I'm a try to do that.
(ding)
I can do this one, but I don't think I can do the other one.
(playful pop music)
Is it happening?
(buzzer)
Okay. Okay. No comment.
I did better than most people.
What is the dance floss?
Oh, it's the Katy Perry backpack thing.
- [Cameraman] Yeah.
- Obviously I can't.
And I'm gonna lose my carpet again.
(buzzer)
This is as good as it gets, really.
My best dance move?
- [Cameraman] Yeah.
- So there's like a boom.
And then I like boom.
(boom sound effect)
And I go like this.
- [Cameraman] Way better than a floss.
- Thank you.
I don't know if it's a talent,
but I can take my finger
like I'm gonna show you.
Sorry for the squeamish people.
And they can actually all go all the way.
Well, I have my nails.
They are challenging,
but they are a love.
The day before this one, I've been to a magnificent place
with women who have the longest nails in the country.
And I look like a biter amongst them.
So they did an initiation ceremony for me
so I can get into long nail goddesses.
And then they Rhinestoned the (bleep) out of my nails.
They don't make the sound that I like, but I'm gonna try.
(scratching noises)
See it's like, it's the bumpy.
(scratching noises)
(beatboxing)
(beatboxing and humming over the top of it)
(ding)
This made me feel weird.
And also nervous because the designer of the carpet
is gonna be really mad because it smells like orange.
So I released my new single, "I Love My Nails"
which I wrote because a boy broke my heart
and my nails helped me
overcome it.
So it's not as weird as it sounds. Go listen to it.
And thank you all for watching me make a fool of myself.
I hope it made your afternoon.
Goodbye.