Tsingtao kak Tenga my toys say no thing
and that thing vid so I'll be speaking
English an ting bits up manually but for
a thing vid today give compare but today
if you are easily offended by bad words
or people learning another language and
making mistakes you probably don't want
to watch this video because I will be
swearing not a lot but I will be
swearing in this video and maybe some
sexual words as well so without further
ado let's talk about some funny mistakes
I've made a learning thing Viet learning
ting V I've often used Google Translate
I don't recommend using Google Translate
but it can be quite helpful I needed to
learn the word excited yes like I'm very
excited to eat this food I'm very
excited to go fishing but with Google
Translate when you type in excited it
comes out as be kept it baked it is
excited but it means horny so for one
month super-sick ji my dog give me a
second let me show you my dog she's
jumped into plants ah my dog right there
this year she's trying to catch some
animals or something
soup sit come back here John soup Sugoi
come here super glad a super cool Indian
okay big hit it back to the video do I
rock big hit he got bang so for one
whole month
I'm just saying bake at it and nobody
nobody helped me with this one so it's
like hey I'm I'm so excited to see you
oh I'm so excited to eat your food oh
I'm so excited to go fishing but all of
it it's like I'm so horny to meet you
I'm so horny to eat your food I'm so
horny to go fishing with you but kept it
is excited not be cut it alright next
story
I had two friends one friend his name
was goon the other friend it was a
female
her name was young so I'm at a Book Fair
and I see my two friends together and
they're walking away a little bit and I
need their attention so I start yelling
GU Yong Yong Yong Yong Yong hey la day
it's like geun-young but when you put
gung and young together it means like an
erecting penis because my friend's name
is gun with a downtown but gu yong that
their flat but when I'm yelling it my
tones not very good so I'm calling him
I'm saying erecting penis like a hard
dick a hard penis hey come here hard
dick come here hard penis and people
were everywhere when I was yelling this
everywhere so I learned goon or
geun-young
means like a hard penis a boner so a
long time ago when I was living in yeah
Chang so I was volunteering for
something and there was a student her
name was play and the thing is I'm in a
big area and I have to write their names
on the board and I'm writing quite large
you know these aren't small written
words but I'm writing on the board so
I'm like okay so 20 I know how to spell
20 so I write T ok 20 H uh-huh uh-huh
you I and I spelled to e she was very
upset Hui means like smells bad or
smells like [ __ ] so I learned to eat
because of mistakenly writing somebody's
name please excuse me play and Toey the
next word is GU so this isn't so much
with my pronunciation mistake but it's
kind of a funny story so I'm somewhere
in the countryside maybe two hours
somewhere from the etching because I'm
always doing countryside stuff even
before YouTube and I'm talking with my
friend and he's calling this little boy
GU and I was like what does GU mean
because I know in Vietnamese you have
all different names to address people
ages and status
and he's like oh cool Google means a
little penis and I'm like little little
penis he's like yeah it means a little
penis and I was like whoa whoa whoa whoa
my mind is blowing as an American
you'd never call a little boy a little
penis I found it absolutely hilarious it
was the funniest thing ever because I
can call little boys little penis
goo like gooe gooey-- today goo goo
it's so funny so after learning the word
goo another story to add to Google
because everyone asked me do you have a
Vietnamese name well usually it's like
guten Thornton I know I Luton I don't
really care but I do have a funny name
and I've never been so I'm gonna call me
this name afterwards but I'm at a
restaurant with a friend and there's a
few of us there and I was like oh I know
I ain't in yay and he's he's like ah
aunt-in-law goo dang was like no yay goo
dang I was like goo
you know pointing to my penis and he's
like dang and I'm I'm wearing black
pants at the time so then I point to my
my pants he's like no my goo dang I was
like joy boy
that's such a funny name and he's like
and then yay what's your name
I was like ah GU Chang so ever since I
said that some people call me GU Chang I
love this story
next word well then the next one is a
little embarrassing um so if if you guys
are new to my channel I I I fish a lot
and if you're someone who's been
following my channel for a while you
know I fish so oftentimes I use worm
worm is gong true so Gong drom means
warm but you have thin Trull syndrome
means sperm I had to get fishing bait so
I go to the store I say I know I and God
then Jim come he looks at me
huh it's like yeah ja m syndrome he's
looking at the strangest look and I
don't understand cuz I'm like you know I
do you have any worms
I need worms I'm like I'm gonna go
fishing like I know I am an ego gat em
rock gun syndrome he's just looking at
me like like come come Dean Dean tie a
crazy foreigner it's like and then I
walk over and I show him he's a guy I
come true hold in Joe come true I was
like oh yeah come on in so I got my
Cointreau
Knott central all right if all right
baby duck fetuses drink that load I
think most of you probably already know
what I'm gonna say for this one so I'm
in the lap I'm with some friends and you
know what I feel like eating drunk of it
la-di-da I'm drunk that loan she looks
at me big all smile on her face and my
friends like Dustin Dustin when you say
no you have to say really sharp I was
like what did I say well you just told
the person you want baby duck a [ __ ]
and I was like yeah that's a that's a
problem so chunk that low sometimes I
might say drunk that loan because when
I'm sleepy or if I'm multitasking my my
tones aren't as sharp and TV it will be
a little bit more difficult next one and
this will be the last one because I have
a lot more and I remember them
occasionally I'll start making a list if
you guys like this video I can find some
other words that I've made mistakes with
but the last one so some of you probably
already know but I came to Vietnam as a
medical volunteer and used to work in
the hospital and yeah Chang doing one
one five and the emergency room and
taking the ambulance out so that's why I
came to Vietnam but it's a long story
I'm not going to get into it in this
video but the word volunteer Lam then
point however I could not say the ng
sound ma or so I would say mooing it's
very difficult for me to learn now I can
but I would always pause Lamton means
sex many people would be like dice ow
and then Vietnam I would respond Lloyd
and Vietnam dead Lampton dude pause for
a second you look at me get really close
huh really it was really confused
because I said I came to Vietnam for sex
but I would always pause with that thing
waiting because I couldn't say the word
so I would just say it Lampton and then
maybe a few seconds after I'd say
annoying so I was saying that for a
while actually about six weeks because
teaching myself ting Viet and that was a
little bit difficult and I don't
encourage you to do that if you're
learning Vietnamese it's somebody to
help you with the pronunciation these
are some mistakes that have made
learning team Viet from speaking or
listening or learning a new word I still
make mistakes all the time because I'll
forget something and people sometimes
will correct me not always but if you
guys made it this far in the video and
if you liked this video I can do other
videos talking about experiences in
Vietnam and I do have more I just can't
remember them I've been writing them
down for a few days and I've spent a
couple weeks and I'll remember them
they'll pop back up and I'll make a note
of it because the stories of them are
just ridiculous and at the time they
were so funny
not always some are maybe a little
embarrassing but for you guys if you
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sure to have a great day take care then
I'll see you later I have to go find my
dog now she's a little bit dirty zombie
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