Fed: Hey, what's going on guys, so I had like an epiphany the other day. It occurred to me that Poki was leaving to
Fed: Montreal for Dreamhack or whatever and I thought it'd be really funny if
Fed: this time we pranked her.
Fed: with a wireless mouse so basically she's playing, her ult goes off, or like she miss clicks or like we move the mouse in a
Fed: way that like she's like "What the fuck." She comes back today so we gotta set this up quick so I
Fed: need a partner in crime
Who's that gonna be? Okay, so Scarra is streaming, so that's a no.
Mendo is also streaming so that's a no, so now we're left with Lily. Let's go see what she's up to.
Fed: Okay ,15 Minutes.
Fed: Yeah.
Fed: Yeah of course.
Fed: All right five Minutes. With sunglasses and without sunglasses left a 10 minute difference, I like that.
Fed: Alright well its been like 20 minutes and she's still doing her makeup. I-I don't know- This is a joke, right?
Fed: Lily!
Fed: How much longer?
Fed: Two Minutes
Fed: I'll see you guys in two minutes
Fed: What's up?
Fed: Y-you're Ready?
Lily: We are on our way to Best Buy, with Fed, the editor, driving.
Lily: You'll always be known as,
Lily: The Editor, how does that make you feel Fed?
Fed: Uh, pretty good.
Lily: Like, how does that make you feel that your existence is boiled down to
Lily: one job that you do and one job that you might not even do very well you know?
Lily: OHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT
Fed: Wait, what the fuck?!
Fed: When we get there, we're gonna look for the most geeked-out mouse, like gamer mouse with like buttons on it, you know i'm talking about?
Lily: One of them has to be binded to her-
Fed: Her ult?
Lily: Her ultimate, yeah.
Fed: To her ult
Lily: Yes
Fed: To her Q
*Fed laughing* Dude
Lily: Ohh, she would actually hate us.
Lily: Did you study Fed?
Lily: Were you a good student in school Fed?
Fed: Yeah, I-I was a-
Lily: You know, you don't seem like the type.
Fed: To study?
Lily: Yeah. Then again, you also used to play violin apparently soooo.
Fed: Yeah actually- Lily: That's the most surprising thing for me.
Lily: Holy shit I'm so- I'm sorry.
*Both Laughing* Lily: KFC Sounds so good right now.
Fed: That- That's impossible
Lily: We are at Best Buy.
Lily: Fed do you want to hold this- this is so heavy.
Fed: Okay yeah, we're here at Best Buy. We're going to
look for a very intricate mouse one with a lot of buttons, so probably a gamer mouse
Fed: Alright, well-
Fed: I mean we could-
Lily: Buy this. Fed: And then connect these to binds.
Fed: But I don't even if this- this is wired.
Fed and Lily: Sooo Lily: T- Target?
Fed: Yeah Best Buy did not work out and like I knew best buy like was
not really gonna have it so.
Fed: Okay, so we made it to Target.
*Sad Music*
Fed: Alright, ask for directions.
Clerk: It's going to be over that way.
Lily: This looks like the technology section.
Lily: Star Wars.
Fed: Hey do you know where the mouse or the mice are?
*Lily Laughing*
Lily: Alexa, when will Fed become cool?
Lily: The answer is never.
Lily: These look like the same exact things we saw though. Maybe we can get one with a pretty pattern this time at least.
Lily: There's a bright pink one over here.
Fed: How many buttons? Lily: Looks like standard three.
Fed: Looks like we're going to have to go with this.
Cut that- Cut!
Lily: Alright made it home.
Lily: I'm exhausted.
Fed: Wait, what the! Wait hold on, let's talk about this!
Lily: Fed, I've been having some problems with you recently
Fed: So we have the mouse right here. Do you know how to open-
Fed: Yeah it's in her room. Alright Temmie, let's go.
Fed: Come on, lead the way.
Lily: Temmie!
Lily: Are you going to join us in this prank?
Fed: Damn Lily. You're thicc. What the-
Fed: Temmie thinks so. Right? Temmie, do you agree?
Fed: Put your left hand out. *Growling* OW WHAT THE-
Fed: Slide that shit on there.
Fed: Where's the-
Lily did you? You threw it away didn't you! Look in the front.
*Fed Laughing*
Fed: You need help down there? Lily: No, I got it. Fed: You got it.
Fed: Okay, so we have the thing here and we're going to switch it to on.
Fed: Hey, it works!
Lily: Well you know what, if it does go bad. Let it be known that this was Fed's
Fed: Wait, you actually plugged it in. You plugged it in to her computer.
Fed: See Temmie will just automatically give us like 30k views.
Lily: Awww, she's so cute on camera.
Fed: Temmie! Lily: Awwwww
Fed: I think I will just Amazon Prime a keyboard.
Fed: Okay, Amazon Prime Now,
Fed: Wireless USB keyboard. Perfect. Lily: Now?
Fed: Yeah. Lily: Holy, you're dedicated.
Fed: Alright I will. CY@
Fed: Alright guys, so they just dropped off the keyboard and hopefully we can set it up really quick soo, let's go do that.
Fed: Alright Temmie.
looks like it's just you and me
Fed: Let's go do this shit.
Fed: So I got the keyboard, we're going to go upstairs. Temmie!
Fed: Temmie! Temmie!
Fed: Oh, fuck that bitch!
Fed: Oh what the! What!
*Twilight Zone Theme Plays*
*Upbeat Music*
Fed: I smell- Poki: Don't film me yet!
Fed: I'm sorry! Poki: I just got home and Temmie was so excited to see me
Poki: she pissed herself, straight right there, I need to clean it.
Fed: Okay. *RED ALERT*
Fed: Yeah.
Fed: Okay.
Fed: It's good. Me and Lily just went out and like did some shit and just vlogged it.
Fed: Might be funny. We'll see. I think you'll like it.
Fed: So I'm reading- I'm reading this keyboard.
Fed: And it says some experts believe that the use of any keyboard may cause serious injury to hands, wrists, arms, neck, or back.
Fed: The keyboard.
Lily: What?
Lily: Umm, she has her flash on F?
*Lily Laughing sinisterly*
Fed: Let's get closer, like over here.
Lily: I want to see the reaction. Fed: Yeah, yeah, come.
Lily: Oh, ok, good idea.
Lily: Okay, go.
Fed: Alright, 3...2..
Fed: Did she flash?
*Poki yelling in the background*
*Fed and Lily Laughing*
Poki: I didn't hit R- I'm seriously.
*Poki in the background* I didn't hit R- I
Poki: I am not joking! My shit is not functioning!
Poki: What?
Poki: I didn't- I didn't
Poki: I didn't Q!
*Fed and Lily laughing silently*
Poki: I!
Poki: I- literally did not hit R!
Lily: Should we stop now? Should we stop?
Poki: I DIDN'T! I LITERALLY DID NOT PRESS F!
Poki: WHAT!
Poki: I- I'm not joking at all! Like my hand wasn't even close to the F key.
Lily: Oh my God, I'm fucking dying! I'm fucking dying!
Fed: What's wrong?
Lily: I'm done being your accomplice. Fed: Wait!
Lily: I'm not part of this, if she loses her ELO.
Lily: This was Fed's idea. Chris: Wait, do you want to go and tell her?
Lily: We should go out and tell her. Chris: Should we do it now?
Lily: She's going to fucking hate you dude. This was your idea Fed right?
Fed: No! Lily: I just have to reinforce multiple times that it was Fed's idea.
*Everyone Laughing* Poki: Wait! What the fuck!
Poki: Are you joking? Lily: Holy shit.
Poki: This is a ranked game!
Lily: It was Fed's idea! Poki: What the fuck!
Fed: Lily and I went to the store and spent a whole day, like getting the keyboard, getting the mouse. It was so worth it!
Lily: But we're still friends- Poki: This is a ranked game!
Lily: Thanks for watching our uh Fed: Our uh
Fed: Bad ideas.
Lily: This was his idea though.
Fed: Well you went out with me and like were like open to it and like wanted.
Lily: But no no no, you are like 80% of it, I was like 20% of it so.
Fed: I say it's 50/50.
Fed: Anyways guys, If you guys want to see more stuff like this, we're trying to get more house vlogs.
Fed: So if you guys enjoy content like this, let us know we'll for sure do more stuff like this.
Fed: We'll hit you guys up next time. Thanks again.
Fed and Lily: Peace.
Fed: Ma'am excuse me, we're going to have to escort you.
Poki: Dab it on. Oh my god not on your beard!