Freaks of Nature (2015) Hey what's up, guys. Today I'll show you
a comedy horror film: "Freaks of Nature"! Spoiler ahead, watch out, and take care!
The movie is set in the town of Dillford, Ohio, the home of riblets, where there are
three types of creatures who co-exists with each other: The human race, the vampires,
and the zombies. The zombies are considered the lowest class, the humans are the middle class,
and the vampires are the superior ones. The zombies are restrained by a special chain,
in order to prevent them from biting humans. But the humans provide them with brains for food.
One night, a nerdy college student named "Doug", is running away with "Lorelei", the hottest
girl in their school. Behind them, the group of zombies, humans, and vampires are running away.
They run into the house as the situation seems to be chaotic. There, Doug encounters his friends,
the zombie “Ned”, and the vampire "Petra". Suddenly, a bright light flashes, which turns
out to be coming from the spaceship of an alien. To explain all of the chaos, the scene flashes
back to the day before, when everything is at peace. It is morning, and everyone
is walking to their class. Doug is talking about Lorelei, thinking that she wants him. Meanwhile,
"Petra" is still a human during this time, and the cool vampire guy, "Milan", is trying to invite her
to a vampire party. She seems to be flattered by the invitation. The school nerd called "Ned",
who is still a human, arrives and gets bullied by the vampires. Ned goes to him to complain
to his teacher about the failing grade he received, despite writing a good essay. But
during that time, his teacher is upset that no one likes him back on his dating site. The
teacher explains to Ned that he enjoys putting a failing grade on the wonderfully written essay.
Later that day, Doug goes to his baseball practice. He is set to throw the ball to Ned's
brother, who's considered the best baseball player in their school. There, Lorelei is watching them;
and he wants to impress her. He throws the ball with all of his strength, and it hits the head
of Ned's brother. As a result, Ned's brother gets injured, which can possibly damage his career.
That night, Petra goes to the vampire party. There, she meets Milan, and they are having
a hormone moment. Petra thinks that Milan wants to have a hormone moment with her.
But in reality, Milan only intends to turn her into a vampire. She hesitates at first,
but he says that they could be together forever if she agrees to be a vampire. So in the end,
Milan gives her a bite, and finally turns her into a blood-sucking vampire.
Meanwhile, Ned's parents are expressing their disappointment with his brother's injury. They
are concerned about his future, since his injury might forever stop him from playing baseball.
On the other hand, they do not show any care for Ned, and his future and dream as an engineer.
He is ranting about his failed grades from his professor. But his brother just ridicules him, and
asks him why he does not eat riblets. He replies that riblets contain dangerous chemicals, which
are bad for health. He then says that his failed grades end his scholarship. But his parents say
that it's alright for him to stop studying. His father also ridicules his dream as an engineer,
saying that no one rides trains anymore. Out of his anger, he decides to just leave the house.
In the meantime, Doug is spending time with Lorelei in his bedroom. There, Doug reveals
that he wanted to impress her earlier. He says that he might be in love with her. But
she just laughs at him and then leaves. In the zombie area, Ned, who is depressed
about his situation, meets his zombie friend. He sees that she is going well with her family.
He asks her what it feels like to be a zombie. She replies that she just wants to eat brains
and does not feel anything, which means that nothing bothers her. So he decides to be a zombie
to escape the sadness he feels. He then lets his zombie friend bite his stinky feet. After he
turns into a stinky zombie, he proceeds to eat brains with the family of his zombie friend.
Meanwhile, Petra turns into a vampire, and now craves blood. She tries to call Milan;
but he no longer responds to her. It seems that Milan does not truly love her, and only
wants to turn her into a vampire of his kind. As Doug, Petra, and Ned are spending their sad
moments, a bright light suddenly flashes towards them. The bright light marks the arrival of the
aliens in their town. The arrival of the aliens disrupts the peace of the humans, vampires,
and zombies in the town. They think that someone invites the alien to eradicate their species.
So the humans and vampires create their own teams to fight each other, while the zombies meet,
since no brain rations arrive in their area. Ned then opens up the gate that
locks the zombie, allowing them to roam freely. At night, the chaos begins as the group of humans,
vampires, and zombies encounter each other along the street. They then smash, bite,
and punch each other. While they continue to fight, Doug runs back to his car, and he finds
Lorelei. he is agitated, thinking that the world is about to end. But his mood suddenly changes,
when he sees Lorelei's smelly oyster. He then thinks that it's his moment to lose
his virginity. So he drives back to his home, where he can have a hormone moment with her.
Meanwhile, Petra sees Milan with his new girlfriend. She asks him why he has a
hormone session with Lorelei and not with her. He then says to her face that he's not into her,
and that Lorelei has a good body, unlike her. She then gets angry with him for turning her
into a vampire. She tries to attack him, but he just throws her ass away like a ragdoll.
Back at Doug's house, Doug is about to begin a smelly workout with Lorelei,
when a fighting zombie and vampire barges in. They witness the violence, which freaks
out Lorelei. She is so scared, forcing her to jump out of the window. Doug follows her, and
they get involved in the chaos. A car explodes, and more fighting zombies and vampires arrive.
Luckily, a macho man arrives and saves them. As the macho man flexes his muscles,
a group of zombies suddenly bites him. He then turns into a buffet for the zombies.
Doug and Lorelei proceed to run away from the chaos. They enter another house; but Ned and more
zombies await them. There, a group of vampires suddenly enters, and the fighting begins again.
Petra enters the house, and she sees Lorelei. She instantly gets furious,
making her fly and grab Lorelei. She then bites Lorelei's neck, and blood gushes out of it. After
that, the fighting continues. Blood is splashing out of nowhere, and some of the bodies are getting
mutilated. Out of nowhere, a burning police car crashes in. The fighting stops as only Doug,
Ned, and Petra are left in the house. Suddenly, the three see the bright light again, marking the
attacks of the aliens. The aliens land in the town, and begin grabbing the fighting zombies,
humans, and vampires. Doug then finds the bunker inside the house.
Apparently, his piano teacher lives there. So the teacher lets them hide in the bunker.
the teacher suggests that they need to breed in order to survive. Doug checks the bunker door,
and as he comes back, Ned and Petra are eating his piano teacher and the teacher's wife.
Doug then gets scared of them, so Petra reassures him that they will not eat him.
They just rest in the bunker. Petra and Doug remember their moments during their younger years.
After that, Doug trolls Ned through a laser point. Apparently, Doug and Ned are former best friends.
But Doug seems to distance himself from Ned, because Ned is considered a nerd. Doug remembers
his parents, and he begins to worry if they are still alive. So he convinces Petra and Ned
to leave the bunker to check on them. He also figures out that Ned will get smarter, if he's
able to eat more brains. He believes that Ned will help them figure out how to end the alien problem,
and save everyone's shitty lives. The three runs away from the bunker,
and they plan to meet in their school. Petra gets burned by the sun, because she does not wear
sunblock. So Doug removes his clothes to cover Petra. He runs with his butt naked and smelly,
and he encounters aliens; but they are just ignoring him, possibly because he's too naked.
The three soon reunite in the school, and Ned explains that the aliens did not see
Doug because he is naked. It seems that Ned is getting smarter at this point. The three then
proceed to eat more brains. While eating, Doug and Ned argue with each other. Apparently, Doug
hates being a nerd, and spending time in front of the computer; so he distances himself from Ned.
Later, Doug and Petra are talking with each other. Petra expresses her disappointment to herself,
because she's being called a vamp slut for agreeing to Milan. Doug comforts her with his
muscles, and they proceed to have a smelly workout session. At this point, Doug is about to lose his
virginity to Petra. But he suddenly gets scared that she might bite him, and peels his immature
banana. So she gets disappointed and leaves. The three soon realize that they need to leave
the town because of the aliens. But Doug suggests that they need to find his parents first. So they
walk outside naked, in order to hide from the aliens. They eventually arrive at Doug's house;
but his parents are nowhere to be found. They wear clothes again, and an alien
arrives, capturing Ned. The alien suddenly disappears, and it is able to take away Ned.
Doug and Petra talk about Ned, and they are mourning, thinking that Ned is gone with his
naked butt. But out of nowhere, Ned walks in. He reveals that the aliens dematerialized him, and
he gets reassembled. He says that Doug's parents, along with the other creatures, are held captive
by the aliens. At this point, Ned reveals that there is a reason why aliens chose their town.
Apparently, Ned knows that their town is known for riblets, and he figures out that the aliens want
the chemicals in the riblets. He then suggests to the two that they need to give the aliens
the riblets, and they will leave them alone. They then walk to the riblet factory wearing
organic clothing, in order to hide from the aliens. They try to convince the owner about it;
but the owner wants a payment. They then say that the owner will be a hero if he gives what
the aliens want. But as they are talking, Ned eats the owner's secretary girlfriend.
So the owner kicks them out of the factory. Just then, Doug figures out that they can
reveal themselves to the aliens, so they can find his parents. They then walk to the alien,
and they are brought to the place where the town inhabitants are imprisoned. Petra meets Milan,
who's seeking help from her. But she just beats the shit out of him. Ned reunites with
his parents, who are now zombies. Now, his parents and brothers feel sorry for him. There, Doug finds
Lorelei, who's now a sexy vampire. But he cannot walk towards her, since there is a force field
that separates the groups of zombies, humans, and vampires from each other. Doug then motivates Ned
to think of a way, to bring down the force field that locks them up. Ned remembers that they can
overload the server through a hacking attack. So Doug realizes that the humans, vampires,
and zombies need to unite to attack the force field simultaneously, in order to overload it.
He convinces them, and they attack it together. The forcefield explodes, and they are finally
able to escape. After that, Doug leads them to the riblets factory. They try to convince the owner;
but the owner is hostile toward them. The owner is ranting about the town, because he does not
feel he belongs to them. They then chant the owner's name, and they touch his heart. Finally,
the owner agrees to give the riblets. The owner lets them in as the aliens arrive. To
their surprise, The mini aliens hidden inside, jump to the riblet chemicals; and suddenly,
a bright light comes out. A holographic alien creature rises and talks to them. The alien
thanks them for giving the chemical that sustains their existence. The alien explains that they hold
them captive to prevent them from hurting each other. But as the alien talks, everyone gets
agitated and gets angry with the alien. The alien then attacks them, forcing everyone to run away.
Fortunately, they discover that they can use the ammonia to burn the alien. They release ammonia to
the alien, which makes the alien scream in pain. As everyone is busy with the alien, the shitty
Milan attacks Petra; and he wants to kill her. Doug sees them, and he instantly jumps in to
help her. But Milan as a vampire, is much stronger than him. So Milan ends up beating his ass. Milan
then chokes him to death. Strangely enough, it turns out that Doug has the blood of a werewolf.
The moonlight strikes him, making him turn into a werewolf. Now that he gains strength, he fights
back against Milan. This time, he is able to beat the shit out of Milan, until Milan gets stabbed by
the magic spear. Milan then explodes and ceases to exist. Meanwhile, after getting burned by ammonia,
the alien gets smaller and weaker. As everyone tries to attack the alien, the spaceship takes
him away. The alien then throws a bomb toward them. Ned finally catches it like a baseball,
and he passes it to the werewolf Doug. Just then, Doug throws it back to the spaceship, making it
explode without traces of alien hormones. The following day, Doug reunites with Petra,
and now he is in love with her, while Ned enjoys being a zombie. In the end,
the town is back to normal. The zombies, humans, and vampires harmoniously coexist again.
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