Ally: Hi guys, my name is Ally and this is my beautiful...
Ally: what, ohh what?
Stevie: Hi guys i'm Stevie and this is my beautiful girlfriend Ally.
Ally: Get away! Did you put chapstick on? Stevie: No!
Ally: Why was it so awkward? Stevie: Why are we still together? Ally: I don't know.
Ally: Are you ready? I'll do it for you. *high pitched* Hi guys I'm Stevie.
Stevie: Hi guys I'm Stevie and today we're gonna do the girlfriend tag.
Stevie: I thought i'd introduce you to my girlfriend if you don't know who she is.. all of you know who she is.
Ally: You should kind of know.
Ally: *breathes in, chokes and then coughs*
Stevie: *laughing*
Ally: I'm sick! Stevie: *laughing*
Stevie: Good job, moving on.
Stevie: So..first question..
Ally: You're not even gonna say we're doing the girlfriend tag?
Ally: Are you just gonna....Hi first question!
Ally: Alright...Alright!...ALRIGHT!
Together: Can we do this? Can we do this? Can we do this? Can we do this?
Together: Look at how cute my cat is!
Stevie: Shut the fuck up!
Stevie: You're so pretty Ally: Thank you.. Stevie: Look at how pretty my girlfriend is.
Stevie: Tell her how pretty she is in the comments.
Ally: Stop biting me! That's...
Stevie: But you like it when the cameras not on
Ally: Oh yeah?
Ally: But you like it in the butthole but I don't see me poking around there when we're filming
Stevie: It's not true!
Stevie: So today we're gonna do the girlfriend tag which is where we answer a bunch of questions about our girlfriends.
Ally: We have multiple now? Stevie: Each of us has one, so Ally: Ohhhh i see.. okay.
Stevie: So we're gonna answer a bunch of questions, not only are we gonna answer the girlfriend tag questions, we're also gonna answer questions you sent to us on twitter
Stevie: Why did i sing that?
Stevie: This is the most requested video that i get, so now that i'm gonna be done with it.
Ally: You should just cancel your channel.
Stevie: I should just get a new girlfriend every so often, so i can make a bunch of girlfriend tags. Ally: Ohhh myy gahd, you should do that. Stevie: Yeah.
Ally: Lets get to the questions. Stevie: Yeah!
Stevie: So... first question, where did we meet? Ally: At dinner!
Stevie: We have a mutual friend her name is Hannah Witton, she's also a youtuber and she's amazing
Stevie: Awkward hand *accidently hits ally* Ally: Oww! Stevie: Oh no are you okay? Ally: Get away from me!
Stevie: And when I saw you, I was like isn't that the really annoying girl from youtube?
Ally: That's me!
Ally: And I was like: oh man, I'm such a fan girl.
Stevie: You were, you were fangirling hard!
Ally: This is literally a video of lies Stevie: *laughing*
Stevie: So we met and what happened, I talked a lot, you didn't talk at all.
Stevie: Did I hug you? Did we hug when we left?
Ally: We did hug.... Stevie: We did? Ally: I never washed my hands after that day.
Ally: Smell, smell them!
Stevie: This is what it's like dating a fan guys.
Ally: Ohhh, you make me so mad!
Stevie: Where was out first date?
Ally: We went to Lyfe kitchen and then we went to the Museum of Death.
Stevie: Yeah, we went to a restaurant called Lyfe and then the Museum of Death.
Ally: Thanks for reiterating that Stevie!
Stevie: Sometimes they just want to mute you and only listen to me, I know I do.
Ally: *mouthing* Stevie: And then... *laughing*
Ally: You know the way to my heart.... murder!
Stevie: She really isn't a serial killer, it's totally hot.
Ally: Thanks.
Stevie: You're welcome.
What was your first impression of me?
Ally: First impression: DAMN that girl that girl's skinny.
Stevie: Really!?
Ally: Yeah!
Ally: Second impression: DAMN that girl's hot
Ally: Third: DAMN that girl talks a lot
Stevie: My first impression when I saw her in a video, I didn't see her videos, I saw her in someone else's video...
Stevie: I was like holy shit that girls obnoxious as fuuuuuck!
Stevie: And then I met you in real life and I was like oh! She's just really quiet. She could be boring, that's weird.
Ally: Oh....cool....
Stevie: When did I meet your family?
Ally: You met my mom after you stayed the night once Stevie: ohhh fun.
Stevie: And then we had a formal meeting, where we went to happy hour at the place that we actually met.
Stevie: And then she got really really mad at me because I paid the bill, she told me she never wanted to talk to me ever again.
Ally: She was kidding, Stevie was like I'm so sorry, and she was like NOOO NOO.
Stevie: How long have we been together?
Stevie: Counting from when we first solidified our friendship, which was when you came over on January 23rd.
Stevie: And then we didn't stop hanging out for like 6 months.
Ally: Theres your answer, 6 months.
Stevie: Do we have any traditions?
Ally: Taco Tuesday!
Stevie: Oh yeah we do Taco Tuesday, it's our weekly date night.
Stevie: Whats the first thing you noticed about me?
Ally: Those tits are talking!
Stevie: What pisses each other off?
Stevie: It makes you mad when you're talking and I don"t pay attention
Stevie: It makes you mad when I drive.... Almost anything!!!
Ally: Keep it going.
Ally: When you do this
Ally: Ding.
Ally: AHAHAHA
Ally: What?
Ally: AHAHAHA
Stevie: Does that really piss you off that much?
Ally: Oh my god! Yes! I sit there and mumble to myself like oh my god that fucking bitch she better fucking tell me what's so god damn funny!
Stevie: If I actually tell you what I'm laughing at, because it's usually tumblr.
Stevie: You're like: not funny.
Ally: It's normally that you're texting some girl I don't know.
Stevie: Is that why? Is it because you're scared that I'm texting a girl and you're jealous.
Ally: No.
Stevie: You sure?
Ally: Oh yeah.
Stevie: So what pisses me off?
Ally: If I don't park in the closest parking spot.
Stevie: If there are like 7 parking spots and she parks in the 8th and they're all empty!
Stevie: The fuck?!
Stevie: I don't have time to walk.
Ally: Oh, when I'm on my phone and um
Ally: And you go to look at it and I pull it away from you.
Stevie: Oh fuck!
Stevie: That's so much worse than: AHAHAHA.
Stevie: This is literally what happens she'll be editing a photo.
Ally: Because it's a surprise.
Stevie: All the time! It's never a surprise, you're literally just editing a fucking selfie!
Ally: I'm an artist!
Ally: When I let Ziggy bite me.
Stevie: I spent a year training this cat not to bite people.
Ally: You didn't do a very good job because I broke it like that.
Stevie: What do we argue about the most?
Ally: Driving.
Stevie: She's the worst driver I've ever met in my entire life and then she has the NERVE Ally: Are you kidding me me right now? Stevie: To tell me what to do while driving
Ally: You are the worst driver I've ever seen Stevie: I am surprised I don't constantly have a bruise from the seatbelt on my collarbone, cause I'm so skinny!
Ally: *laughing*
Stevie: Godammit!
Stevie: I give up, I quit, this video is over.
Stevie: Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Ally: Oh...those kind of pants..
Ally: I know it's true.
Stevie: Wait who really wears them? You think i do?
Ally: Yeah.
Stevie: Do I have any weird obsessions?
Ally: I don't think you do.
Ally: What are mine?
Stevie: I mean, you actually are OCD, so you have a lot of them.
Stevie: I think they're cute though.
Ally: Thank you
Stevie: Nicknames for each other?
Ally: I call you lady.
Stevie: You call your mom lady.
Stevie: You call me Stevison right?
Ally: Yeah, but only if you call me Allison
Stevie: I call her gorgeous mostly.
Ally: I think you call me pretty more than you call me gorgeous.
Stevie: Really?
Ally: Yeah because you go: Hi pretty.
Stevie: Hi pretty.
Stevie: And I call her penguin
Stevie: Because when we were friends we used to spend the night over at Ali Spag's house all the time and Ali Spags would give us her pajamas to wear..
Stevie: And she always wore these giant parachute penguin pants, we would like walk down the street in WeHo
Stevie: like her with her top bun and her penguin pants.
Stevie: Whats my favorite restaurant?
Ally: Your favorite restaurant is...
Ally: Ummm...Your favorite restaurant is The Wallace
Stevie: Nope.
Ally: Oh god!
Ally: Your favorite restaurant..
Ally:...is...
Ally: Your favorite restaurant...
Ally: I've been there with you?
Ally: Your favorite restaurant is...
Ally: G.............Greenpeace?
Ally: Your favorite restaurant is what I meant to say.. Stevie: Right... Ally: Is Lyfe?
Ally: Your favourite restaurant is Arby's? Oh fuck I love Arby's!
Ally: I don't think I know what your favourite restaurant is.
Ally: Oh my god
Ally: Am I gonna just like facepalm when I hear it.
Ally: Your favorite restaurant is Taco Bell
Ally: Your favourite restaurant is.... Stevie: We've already talked about it it in this video.
Ally: What?
Ally: No we haven't.
Stevie: We've actually talked about it in this video twice.
Ally: Oh my God.
Ally: Your....
Stevie: Are you kidding me Ally? What restaurants have we talked about?
Ally: Oh Yeah! Your favourite restaurant is Public School!
Ally: Can you just edit so it looked like that was my first answer, thanks.
Ally: Whats my favourite restaurant?
Stevie: Big Wok!
Ally: Oh God that was really easy!
Stevie: I know where your favourite hamburger place is too.
Ally: That's an easy one
Stevie: If i'm watching TV what am I watching?
Ally: Cat hair fly in your face? Because can you see past it? I can't!
Ally: You're watching HGTV.
Stevie: You're watching something with food in it...or blood.
Ally: Or both!
Stevie: What's one food I don't like?
Ally: Mayonnaise and you don't like cooked tomatoes or chocolate cake.
Stevie: Awww you know all those things
Stevie: You don't like vegetables.
Stevie: Mayo also.
Ally: You can't pick condiments or like things that you would put on a burger.
Stevie: All you ever eat in front of me is burgers!
Stevie: You only like pizza and cheeseburgers.
Ally: I know... what a shame. Oh wait no it's not.
Stevie: Time to go to twitter and were gonna answer your guy's questions that you tweeted at us.
Stevie: Did you ever think you were going to date before you started to?
Ally: Yes
Stevie: You did? That's confident of you.
Ally: Thank you i have a way with the ladies.
Stevie: The reason we hung out for that first time is because another girl didn't text you.
Ally: There has only been one time in my entire dating career that i haven't gotten somebody that I was trying to get.
Stevie: I'm so surprised.
Ally: What's that supposed to mean?
Stevie: Have you seen your face? I'm not shocked.
Ally: Aww that was very sweet of you but it's my personality that really wins them over.
Ally: Woah... What are you doing?
Stevie: THAT'S WHAT I HATE ABOUT YOU, that's the thing that pisses me off!
Ally: What was your answer?
Stevie: To what?
Stevie: Oh yeah I knew when we first met.. actually did not at all I was like that girl is annoying as fuuuck.
Stevie: I still think you're annoying Ally.
Ally: Hi guys welcome to the ex-girlfriend tag I'm your.......OWW! Fuck that hurt!
Stevie: Who kissed who first?
Ally: You kissed me first.
Stevie: Who said I love you first?
Ally: Me! I didn't know I said it.
Stevie: She basically told me that she loved me in her sleep, she was like: I have something really important to tell you, I love you.
Stevie: And then the next morning i was like: do you remember what you told me last night and she was like: what?! WHAT! What did I tell you!? What did I tell you?!
Ally: And then she told me and she was like : do you wanna hear what I say?
Ally: I was like what?!
Ally: You were like I love you too!
Ally: Every time we would go out and drink I would be like Ally you better not get too drunk because you know what, you're not gonna be able to keep your mouth shut.
Ally: And then you're going to say some things that you are not prepared to hear a response to.
Ally: Don't drink and love kids
Stevie: *laughing*
Stevie: Do you guys steal the others clothes?
Stevie: Mostly I steal your jewellery and shoes though.
Ally: And my pants.
Stevie: Yeah but you're never wearing pants, you don't need them.
Ally: Because you're wearing them.
Stevie: Did either of you doubt the relationship at first?
Ally: Oh yeah
Stevie: You did?
Ally: You were like stop worrying I actually love you, and I was like no you don't you're too pretty.
Stevie: I doubted our compatibility at first.
Ally: Oh yep you did.
Stevie: Like a lot.
How was your first date?
Ally: I liked it a lot
Stevie: I loved it.
Ally: Our second date was the most awkward thing I've ever been apart off.
Stevie: Oh my god!
Ally: Why was it so awkward?
Stevie: Why are we still together?
Ally: I don't know
Stevie: Our second date, just the dinner was awkward, I literally googled ice breaker questions on my phone.
Ally: That was really fun though
Stevie: cause it was that awkward.
Stevie: Who is the better cook?
Ally: I've really never cooked a meal without having a disaster happen.
Stevie: Who cleans more?
Ally: You.
Stevie: Awwww you were honest
Stevie: You do all the hard stuff though, I'm like Ally can you do this
Ally: Like can you wash every dish I've ever owned.
Ally: You like use serving trays, and I'm like we didn't even people over, why is it dirty?
Stevie: What don't you like about each other?
Stevie: I don't like how you don't think you're gorgeous, you're so beautiful and you have no idea.
Stevie: You're so talented and beautiful and funny and smart.
Ally: Yeah, I actually do have something don't like about you.
Ally: It's something that I do like, but like I don't like.
Stevie: Ahuh go on.
Ally: I don't like how smart you are, I do like how smart you are.
Ally: But I don't like how smart you are when it comes down to arguments I've always been the smarter person in the relationship.
Ally: So I can win an argument, but when we're arguing i'm like godammit! That was a good one! What do I say now?
Stevie: Have you ever been asked if you're sisters?
Ally: HA!
Stevie:Yes! All the time! Every fucking day of our lives.
Stevie: If you two were walking and someone tried to attack you, who would protect who first?
Ally: I got slapped in the face at a bar and she took this girl out! With her elbow!
Stevie: Who is the most romantic?
Stevie: I think you're romantic
Ally: Really?
Stevie: She's always very, very sweet. She's like fuck I need candles, I need wine, I need flowers, and then I'm gonna do the surprise.
Stevie: Like you were very thorough, you really like to impress me.
Stevie: How do you go from being friends to girlfriends?
Ally: Lets do that in the how we met video!
Together: Thanks for watching!
Stevie: Don't forget to like the video and share it
Stevie: We're gonna go over and make the how we met video on Ally's channel.
Stevie: See you later suckers!
Stevie: yay!
Ally: Ow!
Stevie: Why are you always getting hurt?
Ally: Why are you just flailing your limbs everywhere?
Stevie: We'll see you next time, bye.
Ally: Bye