[INTRO MUSIC]
Team RWBY: RWBY CHIBI
Announcer: RWBY CHIBI is presented in front of a live studio audience.
[audience applause] [Seinfeld-style Chibi RWBY theme plays]
[audience quiet laughter]
Weiss: *coughs*
Weiss: *coughs insistently*
[audience laughter]
Weiss: *coughs even more insistently!*
Ruby: You doing okay, Weiss?
Ruby: You should probably see a doctor about that cough.
[audience laughter]
Blake: You know, it would probably just be easier to go study at the library.
Weiss: I don't want to go to the library, I want to study here.
Weiss: In my room.
Yang: It's all of our room.
Weiss: Yang, what are you even doing?
Yang: Oh, well, the boy's fight class is about to let out.
Yang: I think I can see the showers from here.
Weiss: What? No you can't.
[audience laughter]
Yang: See? Told you.
Weiss: Okay. I can see in.
Weiss: Yang, you're terrible.
Yang: *scoffs*, you're the one still looking.
[audience laughter]
Weiss: Oh! Someone is coming in!
Yang: Who is it? WHO IS IT?
Ruby: Who is it?
Yang: Professor Port!
[audience laughter]
Yang: I'm blind! I'm blind!
[laughter continues]
Weiss: Today couldn't possibly get worse.
Jaune: Hell-o, Team RWBY!
[audience cheers]
Ruby: Hey, Jaune!
Yang: Sup.
Blake: Hello.
Weiss: What do you want?
Jaune: Well...
Ruby: Here it comes~!
Jaune: I heard that you don't have a date to the dance coming up,
Jaune: So, I thought, I'd stop by and-
Weiss: No.
[audience laughter]
Jaune: NO?
Jaune: But, you don't even know what I was going to ask.
Weiss: *sighs*
Weiss: Okay, fine.
Weiss: What were you going to ask?
Jaune: I was going to ask if I could take you to the dance.
Weiss: Sooo, you want to know if I'll go to the dance with you.
Jaune: Yeah!
Weiss: Well... What do you think I'm going to say?
Ruby: A-aaand...
Jaune: I think you're going to say-
Weiss: No.
Ruby: Swing and a miss!
[audience laughter]
Jaune: I guess you can't win 'em all.
[laughter dies out]
Jaune: Wait, Yang, what are you doing?
Yang: It's... a long story...
[audience laughter]
Announcer: We'll be right back, after these messages.
Pyrrha: (Forced) Everyone knows that a pre-fight meal is the most important.
Pyrrha: That's why, I always turn to Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes before a match.
Pyrrah [awkwardly]: MMMmmm.
Pyrrah: Taste that?
Pyrrah: That tastes like...
Pyrrah: Vic-tor-y.
Announcer: Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes,
Announcer: The tasty treat that'll toughen your tummy.
Roman: I remember a simpler time,
Roman: A time when three flavors of ice cream were all you needed.
Roman: That's why I stuck with Neo's Neo.
Roman: So don't listen to our competitors,
Roman: Try Neo's Neo today!
Roman: I-i-it's definitely not poison.
Announcer: WARNING. Neo's Neapolitan Ice Cream is considered a hazard by the Remnant Food Bureau.
Announcer: Eat at your own risk.
Announcer: It's probably poison.
[ 'ting!' wink sound]
[audience cheering & applause]
Yang: Well,
Yang: Looks like the End of the Year dance was a success.
Ruby: Nailed it!
Yang: Hey, that's my line.
[audience laughter]
Sun: Uh, hey, Blake.
[audience wooing]
Blake: Hello, Sun.
Sun: You know, I got two tickets to the GUN show, if you want to join me on the dance floor.
[audience oohs]
Blake: That's the cheesiest thing I've ever heard.
Blake: Okay.
[audience awws]
Neptune: Wait!
Neptune: I want to go to a gun show.
Neptune: You promised the next free time you had, we'd get to hang out,
Neptune: Just us guys,
Neptune: Keepin' it real.
Neptune: What's more awesome and manly than a gun show?
Sun: No, that's not what I meant.
Neptune: Oh no, I'm not taking "No" for an answer.
[audience laughter]
Yang: Well, Blake,
Yang: You win some, you lose some.
Weiss: Hey, wasn't Team JNPR supposed to be here with the cake?
Ruby: They were?
Weiss: Yeah, I told Nora to bring cake.
Yang: Nora?
Yang & Ruby [IN UNISON]: You don't think...
Neptune: Heyy-y.
Neptune: Didn't there used to be an exit here?
Yang & Ruby: No, don't!
[THE SOUND OF NORA'S PANCAKE'S TUMBLING DOWN]
Nora: Hahahaa!
Nora: I know you said cake, Weiss.
Nora: But, you didn't say what kind~!
Ren: *weary sigh*
Ren: Mind if we borrow your scythe to cut up and serve some slices?
Ruby: Okay, but be careful.
Ruby: Remember!
Ruby: It's also a gun.
[audience laughter]
Ruby: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you so much for coming out tonight.
Ruby: Give it up for our wonderful cast.
[audience cheering & applauding]
Ruby: We want to thank our producers,
Ruby: The fine people behind the cameras here,
Ruby: We gotta thank our sponsors, for making this possible.
Ruby: Oh! The Vale Kingdom Quartet everyone!
Ruby: We love you all! We hope you've had fun!
Ruby: And we'll see you next season!
Ruby: Thank you, GOODNIGHT!
[BEEP]
[ENDING MUSIC]
Ruby: Click here if you want to wear some stuff with us on it.
Ruby: And click here if you want to watch some stuff with us on it.
Ruby: 'cause y' know, more us. Duh.
Ruby: We're awesome.
Rooster teeth outro