- I hate that there are no dogs allowed in Hogwarts.
It could literally be Dogwarts, you ( bark) idiots.
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- [Harry] I'm Harry, Harry Potter.
- Hey guys, Tessa here.
Uh
- uh,
- uh huh
- uh huh.
- I haven't watched that movie in so long,
I don't know I just like, like llamas.
I got spit on by an alpaca once and a llama.
Anyway. And for today's video, I'm going to be telling you
Oh man, don't come for me.
For today's video, I'm going to be telling you everything
that I hate about Harry Potter.
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So don't get me wrong.
I love Harry Potter more than anything in the entire world.
These are just things that I do not like
and that I would change.
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So I was feeling sassy, and made a list,
of 50 things that I do not like in Harry Potter.
I was probably drinking when I made this.
I am coming from a place of love.
And again, since there's 50 things on here,
I'm not gonna get too in depth,
I'm not gonna talk about it too much
because I got to get through a lot of things.
Let's do this.
I hate that Neville's last name is Longbottom that's mean.
I hate that there's no Ravenclaw lead in anything,
that is bull.
Every other house is represented.
Where's my Ravenclaw lead. Please give it to me.
I hate that Hedwig died for no reason. I'm salty.
I hate that Harry ended up being an auror
and not a professor.
When he loved teaching the D.A.
Hello, Harry is not a wizard cop.
He loves Hogwarts.
He would love being a professor.
(sighs) I'm already getting heated. I'm sweating.
I hate that there are no dogs allowed in Hogwarts.
It could literally be Dogwarts you idiot (bark) idiots.
(chuckles)So strong you got so mad.
There's (frog croaking) toads.
I hate how everyone in the Wizarding world
is mostly straight and white.
Okay. I get it's in England but still.
It's like walking into the university of Michigan.
I hate all the body shaming.
With Dudley and Marge, unnecessary.
Leave it in the '90s. We hate it.
I hate all the goblin anti-Semitic bullshit.
I hate that the prefect bathroom is so large.
What are they doing?
What are they doing in there?
Why is it so big?
They don't that many faucets.
I hate the Wizarding War.
I just want school and magic.
I don't need a war.
The girls are fighting.(laughs)
I hate that Draco and Harry didn't end up together
even though they were clearly in love with each other.
I know I say this in every video but I don't care.
I am salty.
And because of that, I hate Harry and Ginny together.
I'm sorry.
I'm not sorry. I hate it.
There is no chemistry, especially in the movies.
I hate that Draco and Harry
were not fighting side by side
to help defeat Voldemort at the end.
(sad music)
And that ties into,
me hating that Draco never got his redemption arc.
No, I will never shut up about this because I am salty.
I'll say it a million times.
This is my channel.
I hate the portrayal of Slytherin house in the books
and that they didn't fight at the battle of Hogwarts.
I mean, I'm, okay.
I'm gonna stop mentioning things
that I've already talked about,
but these things, I just, I just, I hate it.
Not all Slytherin would do that.
They wouldn't all just go in the dungeons.
I hate that A Very Potter Musical isn't canon.
A Very Potter Musical I'm gonna say,
is more Canon than Cursed child come on.
I hate Snape's gross obsession with Lily.
Boy No.Settle down, honey.
I hate James Potter but only
because I would be madly in love with him.
I hate the names of Harry's children.
I hate Nigel.
Who is Nigel? Why is he there?
(sad music)
I hate movie Ginny.
Yes. I hate movie Ginny.
I hate movie Ron.
I hate hybrid Hogwarts houses.
Just pick one.
Oh I'm gonna have so many haters, I'm not a hater I promise.
(laughs)
I hate that Dumbledore was such like
a little mysterious bitch.
Like what are you doing?
Why are you so mysterious?
Just tell us what you want to tell us.
Why you got to be all coy.
I hate that some people think the Harry Potter books
are like literal witchcraft.
When they have some of the best like morals and lessons
that I've ever learned.
I hate Sirius' death.
It came out of nowhere, it makes no sense.
Like, what is this Veil?
It happened so fast and I was so mad.
I am still mad.
I hate that there isn't a wizard working at King's Cross
like telling all the new students,
how to get onto the platform.
How are the Muggle-borns supposed to know?
Like Harry just got lucky that the Weasleys were there.
What if the Weasleys weren't there?
Why isn't there like a wizard in disguise
that helps the other wizards get through?
I hate that they didn't magic a cage
for Peter Pettigrew to go into,
when they were transporting him to back to Dumbledore.
You didn't put the rat in a cage he was just loose.
Oh wait, was he a man?
But then he went back into rat form.
Still, they should have like secured him better.
I mean, honestly who cares it's magic.
Make a big cage and float him to the castle.
I just remember being angry
that it was so easy that he escaped.
I hate how the Minister of Magic a.k.a Fudge
did not use the Veritaserum on Harry.
So that he would know the truth
that Voldemort was back or not.
Like, what is the point of truth serum
if you're not gonna use it. Like ?
When he was on trial,
like I thought that that's what the serum was for.
Was for like trials.
I mean, I guess he like, you know,
got off the trial anyway but still
like, you didn't need the witness just use the truth serum.
I don't know,
I feel like the truth serum wasn't used enough.
I guess it's like serious circumstances
but you can't like bring in something like truth serum
just like bringing in a Time-Turner,
and then like not use it a lot,
when you're like this would be really helpful
in this situation.
I hate the Harry and Hermione awkward dance in the movies.
I'm sorry, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
(soft music)
But I know a lot of people love that moment.
(soft music)
I can't do it.
This is leading to, I hate how the movies try to make Harry
and Hermione a thing.
Harry and Hermione will never be a thing.
They are brother and sister.
They always gave those vibes.
The movies made them seem like it was almost
like a Twilight, like love triangle type situation.
That was, that was never it.
I hate that Hermione became the Minister of Magic.
Like she would not join the government.
If anything, she would be like the headmaster of Hogwarts.
But like the Minister, No.
I hate that in the movies,
Ron didn't hug Harry before Harry freaking went
to Voldemort in the forest.
He was dying and he didn't hug Ron.
Harry loves Ron more than Hermione. I'm sorry he does.
Every time I see it I get so mad
'cause he gives Hermione like this big hug
and then he just looks at Ron.(sighs)
I hate how they changed the final duel
between Harry and Voldemort in the movies.
And he grabs him and okay Tom and John.
The whole point was that Harry was surrounded
by people that he loves and that Voldemort was human again.
This is obvious but I hate how Harry broke the Elder wand,
before repairing his own wand so now he just has no wand.
I hate Cho Chang.
I hate her attitude, I hate that she was a Ravenclaw,
and she was one of the only Ravenclaws for so long.
So you just thought all Ravenclaws were bitches.
Why, why?
I also hate that we didn't get Luna's character
until the fifth book.
Like what the heck?
Why are we hanging on to this beautiful, magical
amazing character until the fifth book?
This is why I hated all of the Gryffindor, like nonsense.
Like we're just always seeing the Gryffindors.
It's like, no I want everyone to be friends
with other houses so we can interact
with the other houses more.
Leading to I just hate
that there aren't more Ravenclaw characters.
I'm greedy as hell, that's my house.
I think Ravenclaw is one of the coolest houses.
I hate how we never get to hang out in the other
Hogwarts house common rooms.
They're like never even really described.
We get to see like slither ends a little bit.
I hate that there weren't more '90s references
in the movies.
Where his Shrack?
I mean, I get like, she didn't write them in the books
but the movies had potential.(laughs)
He definitely could have put some more like
hidden '90s references in there
and it would have been,
I hate that Umbridge didn't die.
That bitch deserved to die.
I hate how unsafe Hogwarts is. It's so terrifying.
Dumbledore, what are you doing?
Why are you sending children
into these dangerous situations?
Especially when they don't know magic yet?
Like with the first years...
I hate that the Weasleys never adopted a Harry.
They should have adopted him
like the second or third freaking book.
I hate that George has to live without Fred.
I hate how Dumbledore treated Harry.
Harry deserved to be treated better.
He deserved to know more.
First. you're all like sneaky, shady, like mysterious
and then you're also manipulative.
Harry did not deserve to be manipulated like that sir.
I hate the Resurrection Stone.
I always get it confused with the Philosopher's Stone,
Sorcerer's Stone like there's too many freaking stones.
Why can't one of them be something else.
It's like I'm always getting confused
'cause there's like two magical stones.
I hate the Time Lord Professor McGonagall
Fantastic Beasts nonsense.
What is that like What?
And it could have been avoided, like we didn't need that.
I hate that I don't have more Marauders Content
because they are my favorite.
I hate the J.K. Rowling's horrible personal opinions
have now made my love for Harry Potter more complicated.
I wish she would just listen
to the lessons and her own books.
Why can't she just stand up for a vulnerable group of people
instead of trying to define who they should
and should not be.
Like why not just stick up for them and stand up for them.
It's so disappointing okay.
And finally I hate gatekeeping in the Harry Potter fandom.
If you're a Harry Potter fan,
you can be a Harry Potter fan in whatever sense.
You know there's video games.
Someone could just love the Harry Potter video games.
So they still know Harry Potter.
They could still be a Harry Potter fan.
We must welcome everyone.
I don't know yeah, I think that's it.
Guys, please know I do not hate Harry Potter,
even though I was saying all these things I hate.
Obviously I don't hate it okay.
I just like to have these discussions
and hear everybody's different opinions.
It's really interesting to me.
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