Well... this is awkward.
What’s wrong with my outfit.
Of all the things those dead raiders were wearing...
...why did you chose to wear... that?
Looked the most comfortable.
And the least practical.
Right.
Says the guy dressed like a fucking decepticon.
These armor has saved my life countless times.
... so when’s the last time you got of it?
The odor filter on my armor failed this morning... there are some things, you cant un-smell.
It might have been a while.
You want to die in a tin box, that’s your call.
I’d rather go out with a breeze going through my legs, thank you very much.
This armor allows me to do my job.
It gives me purpose.
It helps me cope with the stress of life out here in the waste.
How do you co-
... never mind.
You want some of this?
I think I’ll pass.
I bet you're real fun at parties.
I am aware of your sarcasm.
Awww fuck, I just ran out of gold stars.
Where were you even keeping that thing?
Do you really want to know?
Yeah that’s probably for the best.
We’ve been walking for hours, do you actually know what we’re looking for?
Well it so happens... no.
No?!
Yeah the directions got a little... hazy... after the bridge.
You don’t have a plan?
Do I look like the kind of person that has a plan?
EDNA, what does the map say?
Hello... hello? Is anyone there?
Well... that might be something.
... it looks...
Is anyone there...? ... yes.
Oh... right, right!
Excellent.
Ehhem WHO DARES APPROACH THE SACRED HEAD OF THE VAULT DWELLER.
Ummm...
IS IT YOU CHOSEN ONE?
Eeeeeeyes.
It is me... the chosen one.
HORSE SHIT.
Come again.
I KNOW THE CHOSEN ONE, YOU SOUND NOTHING LIKE HIM.
Not the fucking time, R2 dick head.
Okay I’m not... none of us are the chosen one.
THEN PREPARE TO DIE.
If you’re waiting for the chosen one... it might be a while.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
He... wasn’t as well versed in zoology as we are.
DID THE BRIDGE KEEPER KILL HIM?
Yep. 10 out of 10 for style, but couldn’t quite stick the landing.
OH GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN.
Has this... happened before?
ONCE.
BUT YOU’RE A LOT MORE...
THREE DIMENSIONAL THAN HE WAS.
Right, well we’re the best chosen one’s your probably going to get for a while.
THAT IS...
... MOST UNFORTUNATE.
I’M SORRY.
I CAN’T HELP YOU.
I CAN ONLY SPEAK TO THE CHOSEN ONE.
Just tell us what we need to know and we’ll head off.
DON’T DO THAT Do what?
What are we coming off to... head strong?
THAT’S NOT COOL Yeah... we just need your help making heads
or tails of our situation.
I CAN STILL KILL YOU YOU KNOW.
And how would you do that exactly?
MY EYES CAN UNLEASH THE HEAT OF THE VERY SUN.
Huh.
I SHOULD NOT HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.
Sorry if we wen’t into this a little too head-first.
This is noggin end if you don’t help us.
Oh that was a good one.
Thank you.
Not bad.
Oooookay.
Okay everyone, let’s not get too heady here.
OH GOD.
... so I said he’ll never be the head of
a major corporatio- THIS IS MY HELL
Head head head you are a humongous fucking head!
OKAY GOD DAMNIT.
ALL RIGHT I’LL TELL YOU, I’LL TELL YOU.
JUST STOP.
PLEASE.
Well let’s hear it then.
IF YOUR PROBLEM YOU WANT TO FIX, YOU MUST SEEK OUT THE BOVINE SIX.
... what does that mean?
YES IT IS NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.
Thanks for all your help.
Guess well just..uh...
head off.
OH YOU MOTHER FU-