- Gay horse's innards are exiting.
- So gay.
(all laughing)
- Do you need this?
- Well, it's sort of...
- I told them to get me the gay material.
- I didn't tell them to get me anything.
- I need the gay stuff.
- Okay.
- I'm making the gayest animal in existence.
Or that doesn’t exist.
A unicorn.
I love magic.
I love gay stuff. I love unicorns.
I'm banking on the fact that I'm good at visualizing things.
At the very least, I understand the shape and form of what I'm trying to make,
even if I have no idea what I'm doing.
- I'm making an alicorn, baby.
- What’s an alicorn?
- It’s a pegasus and a unicorn.
- Oh, hell yeah. So it’s got wings! - You idiot, duh!
- Cool!
- Read any fantasy literature?
- All my years of playing Magic the Gathering
andI've never come across an alicorn.
- I'm going all out.
I'm making Gayest Horse.
- I'm looking around at what I can use.
I don't think I have enough hair to create a full horse head,
so I'm going to create a base
out of these Styrofoam heads and then wrap it in hair.
- You're gonna make a horse?
- I'm making a horse on top of my head.
- Hell yes.
- That then also has wings.
- Yes.
- I think I might always be shooting myself in the foot
in these challenges by going for realism over cartoonishness.
- Same. Same.
- Feel like my artistic ability is just so infinite that
it can't be contained in a two hour time frame.
- You joke now, but I'm actually being serious.
I think creating a realistic horse...
- Yeah, is hard.
...is not easy to sculpt.
- I think my ability to draw is becoming a hindrance
because I'm making a realistic horse.
So I forget that this could be a stuffed animal for a child.
- Mm.
- Yeah, I'm also so skilled that it's becoming a hindrance.
My incredible skills are just weighing me down as well.
- I'm just trying to sculpt a horse from memory now.
And I don't remember the last time I was next to a horse.
(Zach laughing) Eugene, that's gonna be a big horse.
- I...horses are big, dude.
- That’s a big... - Nothing wrong.
- There's no such thing as a tiny unicorn.
Do you think this is too big?
(laughing) Yes.
- Oh my god, this would be a little snout.
Isn’t that cute?
I want it to kind of look like mine.
He’s on top of my head.
- I wanted to stuff it through the butt,
but I think I'm stuffing it through the mouth.
- [Zach] That’s funny!
- You should never look a horse in the mouth.
- But always stuff a horse in the butt.
- Always stuff a horse in the butt.
- What is the saying?
“Never kiss a gift horse on the mouth”?
- “Never look a gift horse in the mouth.”
- I wouldn't kiss him either.
- Every time I look at this, I'm like, I think a horse is thicker,
but I guess it is a gay horse, so.
- [Zach] Gay Horse been working out.
- What did you say in the last video that made me...?
- I think I said “skinty”?
- Looking a little more like a dragon, to be quite honest.
- Ooh, cool! That looks fun.
- Nah, I'm sticking with the unicorn.
It's just a skinny unicorn. It’s a skinny legend.
Gay people?
They didn't react to my gay references.
- I got it!
You look so skinty, hunty.
- Yeah.
- What is the proper phrase?
- I don't think there's a proper phrase for you, Ned.
(laughing)
- Oh, got it, got it.
- I’m afraid it’s looking Justin Timberlake-y circa NSYNC.
- [Zach] Ooh.
- Right? It’s a little...
Yeah, I don't have time to change it.
- [Zach] I can’t believe Eugene’s made a literal horse head out of hair
in the time that I've made a plunger.
(laughs)
- Don’t say that.
- [Keith] He’s got a horse head over there.
He’s sculpted a head!
- Here I come!
- Wow.
- Here's my huge ass stuffed animal.
He's a unicorn, and his name is Gay Horse.
And he loves spreading equality and love
and peace and partying with his friends.
Gay Horse.
- [Zach] Gay Horse!
(repeating “Gay Horse”)
- Wow. Wow.
- Oh no, Gay Horse.
- Gay Horse!
(laughing) Gay Horse!
Gay Horse!
- I feel as if he needs to be cradled or something.
Like, we're in rough shape right now.
The fabric is soft.
I like the fabric choice, and I love everything that gay horse stands for.
Like, let's just get that out of the way.
- Thank you. Thank you.
I think the construction of it needs work.
- Mm.
- I feel as if we're just missing a key component here of the horn.
Did you think about adding a horn?
His horn is anything he imagines it to be.
Judges: a riddle.
Not straight, but...
- Gay Horse!
Shut the f**k up right now.
- Wow. - Wow.
What a level up.
- This is very bright and colorful.
I love this. - Oh my god.
- Really beautiful.
- I mean, like, I'm kind of blown away, not even gonna lie, like,
It is an experience, just looking at it.
- Yeah.
The movement is truly incredible.
Like Gay Horse has wind lowing through their mane.
- Yeah.
- So gay.
(laughing)
- He's giving me shape. He's giving me body.
Um, he's also giving me neck, which in my world is great.
I think he just needs something a little bit more magical
to stand out in the community .
Because him amongst all of my friends,
he's probably going to get like left behind.
So I haven't picked him up yet.
So I'm excited to see if he holds it together.
- F**k, this thing is heavy.
- Oh!
- Oh! - Ooh!
- He just shit glitter! He just shit glitter!
Oh my god.
(Eugene laughs)
- Wow. - It’s like interactive.
- Oh, where do I set him down?
- I don’t know, I don’t know.
He was kind of in the middle.
- It’s pretty wet.
- You have to keep holding him.
- Gays notoriously do not know how to sit.
(laughing)
- Judges,
Gay Horse.
I rest my case.
- Also, Gay Horse bled on me.
- Oh. - Ooh.
- So gay.
(laughing) So gay!
- So in fourth place, sadly,
Gay Horse.
(gasping)
(Eugene sighs)
It was unanimous.
There was no real discussion on it.
(laughing)
We just pretty much all knew that he was in fourth.
We love him.
We love his purpose. We love his mission.
- Shh.
Say no more.
(laughing)
Gay Horse.
(all repeating “Gay Horse”)
I humbly accept your judgment.
- Fourth place, as lovely as it is
we werew going to have to go with...
Eugene for fourth.
(all whispering “Gay Horse”)
- We didn't feel that it was enough of a figurine.
It's a perfect statue.
- Gay Horse has been on the bottom twice now, so.
He has his preference.
(laughing)
- Gay Horseis ready to ride off into the sunset, fabulously.
- No, he doesn’t.
His legs are falling off.
(laughing)
- This is an underdog story.
This is an underhorse story.
- The first time we met Gay Horse, he lost his legs.
- You gotta be f**king kidding me.
(laughing)
- The second time Gay Horse returned,
he couldn't stand on his legs.
But now, for the third and final time,
- Oh my god.
- I am Gay Horse’s legs.
Judges, meet Gay Horse.
(laughing and cheering)
- No! - Oh my god!
- Did you all have the same time? Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah. - We all did, yes.
- How?
- Oh my god. - So, um,
this is Gay Horse.
He's gay and a horse.
Gay Horse is happy to be here.
- Gay Horse is gay!
He’s happy to be here! - He’s, yeah.
He's always gotten last place.
So he's thinking maybe this is his shot.
- Wow. - Oh my god!
The mane!
(screaming and cheering)
- Oh my god. - Wow!
- Look at that bubble braid!
Bitch!
- Whoa!
- The wigs look amazing.
- Oh my god.
- The hair ties...
- Even the ponytail.
- Oh.
You guys...you guys are f**ked.
- Eugene as first place winner with Gay Horse!
(all cheering “Gay Horse”)
- Finally!
- Gay Horse deserves its transcendence.
- Two last places before, but Gay Horse didn’t wanna be ridden.
He just wanted to ride to the top.
Gayest Horse,
(all chanting) Gayest Horse!
- Take flight!
- Woo!
- Fly!
(all repeating “Gay Horse”)
- Gay Horse everyone.
- Gay Horse.