HE IS SEXY.
NOW TO THE ACTUAL NEWS.
EDUCATION SECRETARY MIGUEL
CARDONA FACING CALLS TO RESIGN
AS A NATIONAL SCHOOL BOARD
CLAIMS HE SOLICITED A LETTER
COMPARING PROTESTING.
>> Laura: DOMESTIC TERRORIST.
YOU CAN TELL THAT THE LETTER
CAME FROM SECRETARY OF EDUCATION
BECAUSE OVAL SPELLING MISTAKES.
THANKS, JUDGE.
IF YOU REMEMBER THE LETTER WHICH
SUPPORTED -- WHICH THEY
APOLOGIZE FOR A CALL FOR FEDERAL
ACTION TO ADDRESS HOSTILITIES
TOWARDS SCHOOL BOARDS AS
POSSIBLE DOMESTIC TERRORISM AND
SUGGESTED USING THE PATRIOT ACT
AGAINST PARENTS.
THAT’S PATRIOTISM.
ARRESTING A SOCCER MOM FOR
RAISING HER VOICE AT A PUBLIC
MEETING.
BASICALLY IT’S TURNED CONCERNED
PARENTS ENTICE US IN KHAKIS.
HOW LONG BEFORE THEY START
WATERBOARDING THE KIDS?
THAT’S POLITICS THESE DAYS.
THE GOVERNMENT IS COOL WITH THE
TALIBAN AND ABANDON BLACK HAWKS
BUT THEY PUT
MR. AND MRS. JOHNSON ON A
WATCH LIST FOR ASKING WHY KIDS
ARE SEGREGATED BY RACE.
THE THREE Rs HAVE GONE FROM
READING WRITING ARITHMETIC TO
RACISM, RACISM, RACISM.
PRESIDENT BY THE DEPARTMENT OF
JUSTICE RELIED ON THE LETTER AND
CREATING ITS OWN MEMO DIRECTED
TO THE FBI TO INVESTIGATE
THREATS OF VIOLENCE IN ORDER TO
COMBAT A DISTURBING TREND OF
HARASSMENT IN SCHOOLS.
SO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE HARD
AND VIOLENT CRIMINALS ARE BACK
ON THE STREETS FIVE-MINUTE AFTER
BEING ARRESTED BUT THE FBI WILL
KICK YOUR DOOR DOWN AT DAWN WITH
GUNS DRAWN IF YOU LEAVE A NASTY
MESSAGE ON YOUR KIDS SCIENCE
TEACHERS BLACKBOARD.
I KID.
THEY DON’T TEACH SCIENCE
ANYMORE.
WEAPONIZING THE DOJ TO SILENCE
PEOPLE.
THE SCHOOL BOARDS TOLERATE
SPEECH LIKE THEY ARE SUBSTITUTE
TEACHERS WITH A HANGOVER.
THEY WANT EVERYBODY TO SIT DOWN
AND SHUT UP AND NO ONE LEARNS OF
THING.
OF COURSE EXAM ONLY GOTTEN WORSE
WHICH COULD BE THE MOTTO UNDER
JOE’S OFFICIAL WEIGHT HOUSE
PORTRAIT.
THE PERFORMANCE YESTERDAY,
EMPHASIS ON PERFORMANCE.
SPLITTING AMERICA INTO TWO CAMPS
PER YEAR ON HIS SIDE OR YOU ARE
AN EVIL RACIST AND THAT IS THE
NEW SHTICK.
WHOSE SIDE YOU WANT TO BE ON?
>> I ASK EVERY ELECTED OFFICIAL
IN AMERICA, HOW DO YOU WANT TO
BE REMEMBERED?
CONSEQUENTIAL MOMENTS IN HISTORY
THE PRESENTED CHOICE.
DO YOU WANT TO BE ON THE SIDE OF
DR. KING OR GEORGE WALLACE?
DO YOU WANT TO BE ON THE SIDE OF
JOHN LEWIS OR BULL CONNOR?
DO YOU WANT TO BE ON THE SIDE OF
ABRAHAM LINCOLN OR JEFFERSON
DAVIS?
>> Greg: DO YOU WANT TO BE ON
THE SIDE OF LAVERNE OR SHIRLEY?
RICKY OR LUCY?
HOW ABOUT HALL OR OATS, CURLY OR
SHEP COME OFF COURSE THE BAD
GUYS AND THESE COMPARISONS THAT
JOE MADE ARE DEMOCRATS THAT JOE
ACTUALLY ONCE LOVED.
BIDEN REPEATEDLY PRAISED WALLACE
IN THE PAST.
EVEN BRAGGED ABOUT BEING PRAISED
BY HIM.
LIKE HIS PHONE NUMBER AND HOW TO
GET TO THE OVAL OFFICE, HE’S
FORGOTTEN IT.
JUST LIKE HE’S FORGOTTEN HIS
PRAISE FOR FORMER CLAN LEADER
ROBERT BYRD.
THE ONLY WHITE SHEETS JOE KNOWS
ARE THE WATERPROOF ONES ON HIS
BED.
THAT’S UNFAIR.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WROTE THAT.
AS USUAL THE SO-CALLED UNITER
DID NOTHING BUT DIVIDE, CASTING
ANY CRITIC OF HIS ELECTION
CHANGES AS AN ATTACK ON
DEMOCRACY.
IN THIS EFFORT TO GET RID OF THE
FILIBUSTER JOE HAPPILY SCREAMED
AT AMERICA LIKE THE JUDGE DOES
WHEN ANY STAFFER MAKES EYE
CONTACT.
>> I AM TIRED OF BEING QUIET.
HEAR ME PLAINLY.
THE FIGHT FOR THE SOUL OF
AMERICA IS NOT OVER.
WE HAVE NO OPTION BUT TO CHANGE
THE SENATE RULES INCLUDING
GETTING RID OF THE FILIBUSTER.
PAST THE FREEDOM TO VOTE ACT.
PASS IT NOW.
I WILL DEFEND THE RIGHT TO VOTE.
OUR DEMOCRACY AGAINST ALL
ENEMIES FOREIGN AND YES,
DOMESTIC.
>> Greg: YES, DOMESTIC,
MEANING YOU!
I WOULD SAY THAT I DIDN’T AID
WELL BUT IT HAS ONLY BEEN A DAY.
JOE BIDEN IS AGING FASTER THAN A
DOZEN DEVILED EGGS IN THE TRUNK
OF MY CAR IN AUGUST.
LISTEN TO THIS.
>> I DO NOT WALK IN THE SHOES OF
GENERATIONS OF STUDENTS WHO
WALKED THESE GROUNDS.
BUT I WALKED OTHER GROUNDS.
BECAUSE I AM SO DAMN OLD, I WAS
THERE AS WELL.
THEY THINK I’M KIDDING, MAN.
SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY THE FIRST
TIME I GOT ARRESTED.
>> Greg: DO WE KNOW WHAT THE
[BLEEP] HE’S TALKING ABOUT?
NO.
THAT’S ONLY BECAUSE HE DOESN’T
KNOW WHAT THE [BLEEP] HE’S
TALKING ABOUT.
ONCE AGAIN, IT’S JUST HIM TRYING
TO USE FALSEHOODS TO DIVERT FROM
THE TRUTH, THIS GUY CAME WITHIN
A MILE OF A LIE DETECTOR WOULD
CATCH ON FIRE AND EXPLODE WHICH
SEEMS TO BE A THING IN THIS
ADMINISTRATION.
HERE’S TOP OFFICIAL JOE SANBORN
ANSWERING TED CRUZ’S QUESTIONS
ABOUT JANUARY 6.
>> I CAN’T ANSWER THAT.
CAN’T ANSWER THAT.
I AM AWARE OF THE INDIVIDUAL.
I DON’T HAVE THE SPECIFIC
BACKGROUND.
SIR, I CANNOT ANSWER THAT
QUESTION.
SORRY, SIMILAR TO THE OTHER
ANSWERS, I CANNOT ANSWER THAT.
NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE, SIR.
>> Greg: SOUNDS LIKE ME WHEN I
GET PULLED OVER WITHOUT MY PANTS
ON.
THEY HATE THE CONSTITUTION IF
THEY PLEAD THE FIFTH MORE THAN A
MOB RAT ON THE WITNESS STAND.
I THINK WE ARE LEARNING WITH THE
PRESIDENT IS TURNING OUT TO BE.
I GIVE OF US VERSUS THEM AND WE
ARE THEM IN A BAD WAY AND IF YOU
SPEAK ABOUT SCHOOL POLICY,
VOTING INTEGRITY ARE SUPPORTING
THE POLICE THEY WILL TEAR
THROUGH YOU LIKE BRIAN STELTER
AND A BAG OF FUNIONS.
JOE DOES WORSE THAN WRITE THEM
OFF, HE WRITES THEM UP, AS
WHITES AND PHARMACISTS, BIGOTS,
RACIST, EVEN TERRORISTS, IT
MAKES YOU LONG FOR THE GOOD OLD
DAYS.
WAY, WAY BACK TO I DON’T KNOW,