- [Nigel] Last week, Evelyn talked about her hate crime
and how someone sang slurs at her.
- He started like saying "Ching Chong"
and like Chinese kind of slurs.
But he started singing them, Nigel.
He basically serenaded me.
- Yeah.
- With slurs
♪ Ching Chong, Ching Chong ♪
(Evelyn laughing)
If he also sang it with that melody,
like the old school Chinese song.
I'd be like
"Ooh! You know, you know your shit. Okay!"
So this week I decided to create this new intro music.
(bright cheerful music)
- What?
♪ Ching chong, ching chong, ching ♪
(Nigel and Evelyn laughing)
- Nigel!
- Welcome to Rice To Meet You,
a comedy podcast.
(Evelyn laughing)
about Asian culture.
Welcome to the hate crime club.
- Nigel!
(Evelyn laughing)
That's so...
♪ Ching chong, ching chong, ching ♪
- Yes! Welcome to the hate crime club.
- Oh my God!
♪ Ching chong ♪
Stop!
♪ Ching chong, ching ♪
So. All right! Three times?
You need to do it three times?
You skipped our regular intro.
Oh my god!
- I wanna dedicate this to all the Asians
who've been hate crimed out there.
(bright ad cheerful music)
- Nigel. Stop it.
- We hear you, we see you.
♪ Ching chong ching chong ching ♪
(both laughing)
- You're the worst person. - [Nigel] What? What?
It was hit.
People love this song.
It's a classical Chinese song by Teresa Teng.
It's called (speaking foreign language), you know.
It's actually a good song.
- It's a very good song.
- [Nigel] of bringing awareness and it's funny.
- Oh my god.
Worst person, and also, can you send that to me?
(both laughing)
(bright and cheerful music)
Oh stop! (laughing)
♪ Ching chong ching chong ching ♪
- Yeah the sultry tones of Nigel.
♪ Ching chong ching chong ching ♪
(Evelyn laughing)
- Stop.
(both giggling)
- That's gonna be our new intro now.
- No.
- For the hate crime club podcast.
- Why, why are you?
(laughing)
- Why?
- We are not renaming ourselves the hate crime club podcast.
- Just for this episode, just for this episode.
(Evelyn laughing)
The hate crime club podcast.
- That could actually be a Patreon exclusive.
(both laughing)
- Such a great vibe, goes so well with it.
- Okay, okay. (laughing)
- But welcome listeners to episode 103
- God!
- It's been a whirlwind for Evelyn, you know.
- It has, it has-
- Hate crime must be like the best thing,
that's happened to you career wise, isn't it?
- It's the most, It's the most attention,
I've got, in like ever in my career.
All of the newspapers have contacted me.
All of the like TV news programs have contacted me as well.
I've been like doing a press tour for my hate crime.
It's so weird.
- How do you parlay this hate crime publicity
into a career move?
(laughing)
How are you going to parlay this?
Like you know how Victoria's Secret models,
they always parlay into a fashion label,
a fashion line or fragrance line, you know because
they can't be Victoria's Secret models forever.
So how are you,
- Oh, I see.
- You can't be hate crimed on forever.
So how are you going to use this,
to further your career?
Let's talk about it.
- That's so Nigel of you.
- You not gonna get hate crimed on for nothing.
How are you going to monetize your hate crime?
- [Evelyn] Well, I mean I have basically said yes,
to all of the press stuff because,
I want to spread awareness about it
and start a conversation about this in Sweden,
but Nigel, what would you do?
You're better at this.
What would you do?
- After every single hate crime interview
I would say, "check out my YouTube channel and my podcast."
(laughing)
I would suddenly dropping interview.
"Well, I, yeah, I talked about this on my podcast,
"Rice to Meet you Pod", and you know,
we talked about this there and then we just",
you know, you suddenly drop hints,
that you have a podcast, you know,
what's the point of being a victim.
If you can use it to market yourself.
- Oh my God.
- That's why I want to be a victim too.
You got to use it, you got to use it.
The person who committed the hate crime
he would want you to use it to further your career.
- Oh, he would want me to use it?
- Yeah!
- Was that what he thought when he saw me,
he was like, "Oh my God, it's that Swedish comedian,
let me do something good for her".
(laughing)
- Maybe you need to thank him.
- "I'll follow her and harass her so she can,
post this on Instagram and grow her following."
- And he gave us this.
- Oh my God, stop.
♪ Ching chong ching chong ching ♪
(laughing)
- I told you people I was going to
turn this to an sound effect, and I did
and even has a backing music, audio as well.
I recorded this today,
I woke up early to record this.
(laughing)
Yeah!
- And it sounds exactly like it would
if somebody had recorded "Ching chong ching" over that song.
So so like spiky, your tone.
♪ Ching chong ching ♪
(laughing)
- Because I wanna make it funny, okay
(laughing)
- Play it again, play it again
♪ Ching chong ching chong ching ♪
- This whole episode can just be us playing that sound.
(laughing)
I really hope, I really hope when this goes on
YouTube and it doesn't, we don't get flagged
for copyright but to be honest-
- Or for racism or for racism.
- How is this racist?
- Or hate speech. - How is this racist?
- Hate speech.
- I'm parodying what happened to you.
- Oh my God.
- I'm flipping it on its head.
It's satire, satire.
But I really, even if YouTube flags us
for copyright infringement,
- Yeah , yeah.
- it's worth it, it is worth it.
I will take the loss in the ad revenue
because, you know this is just the
funniest thing that we have done.
- Do you think Teresa Teng's relatives are still
kind of monitoring,
(laughing)
all of her like copyright stuff?
- Well, YouTube flags it automatically.
- Oh, I see, I see
- It's not Teresa Teng's granddaughter,
just clicking buttons on the computer.
(laughing)
- "Who's made something from my grandmother".
Oh my God.
I mean, speaking of the hate crime,
like, so something interesting,
cause I was talking to one of the journalists,
as she called the police station and
she was like, do you have statistics about it?
Because she called the hate crime unit.
And they were like, "we haven't heard about this,
We never got the report".
The report got shut down immediately
because insufficient evidence basically.
And I was expecting that but I made the report
because I wanted to contribute to the statistics
because there are very little statistics
of hate crimes towards Asians in Sweden, but
apparently it didn't even reach the hate crime unit,
like my report didn't even become statistics.
And they told me that the only reason,
that they found out about this happening was
because they saw it in the media
and they saw it on my Instagram.
So the police, because of miscommunication
between the departments, it didn't get filed.
And the only reason that the hate crime unit
saw it was because they saw it on my Instagram.
Isn't that crazy?
- So the hate crime unit people follow you?
(laughing)
- Wow.
- Yes basically what it was,
the hate crime people are new followers of my Instagram.
I understand why people don't have faith
in the police because of things like this.
And also it's like an admin error, you know
like an admin error and it doesn't get filed.
And then, because one of the questions,
that I've been asked so much on
like these press things is like
why don't people file these harassment stuff like?
I'm like, well apparently they probably do
file it but it doesn't make it all the way
to the right units.
So stop blaming us, stop blaming us.
We're the victims.
- Yeah.
(laughing)
- I'm sounding like you now.
- Good. I think more people should sound like me.
It's entertaining.
- Really? Really?
- Yeah.
(laughing)
I don't want you to sound like a victim.
That's the least funny shit.
Okay.
- Oh my God.
- I want you to make a remix of your hate crime.
♪ Ching chong ching chong ching ♪
(laughing)
- Name one other Asian podcast with this.
- Stop, Stop Nigel.
I don't think, this is something to take pride in.
- It is.
(laughing)
- Name one other Asia podcast that sings
"ching chong ching chong",
to Teresa Teng.
One other Asian podcast that does this.
- This is also not like the most famous,
Teresa Teng song, you know?
So it shows- - I know.
- that I actually know the culture.
(laughing)
Okay. So I can make this joke.
I come from a place of love, you know
and culturally cultural awareness.
- Oh, I am surprised you chose this song actually.
- It just pop up in my head.
When you said he was serenading you
and it just works so well with the two lyrics.
- It does.
- Doesn't it?
(bright cheerful music)