Hi Mr. Chin.
Oh, hi Brett.
I sure hope you practised this week,
even though I know you probably didn't.
Oh don't worry. You're right.
I didn't practise because I hate practising.
And this time, I'm gonna make a blatant excuse
and say that my school has too many assignments for me.
I know that's a bullshit excuse.
But I have no way of proving it.
and therefore, I have no choice but to accept it.
But you do realise that by not practising,
these lessons are basically a waste of time and money, right?
Yeah, I know!
but it's not my money.
I really do wonder,
why do you come to lessons?
Mum thinks keeping me busy and away from the computer
and bad influences is a good idea.
I actually don't want to be here.
I just want to go home and play computer games.
Oh my god, same!
I totally don't want to be here right now,
but I kind of need the money.
So I'm just going to smile and teach you.
Anyway, enough talk.
Why don't we start with that piece
you've been playing for over one year now?
Hungarian Dance No. 5?
Wow!
Brett, you're such a consistent player!
You sound just as bad as you did last week.
This part is really hard.
I don't understand it.
I don't want to play it.
Now, I'm going to ask you to practise slowly,
but I don't even know why I bother
since I've given you the same feedback
over every lesson of the last 2 months,
but you never listen.
I know, but I just want to play it fast.
You know, if you can play it slowly, you can play quickly!
That's okay.
Let me use the next 60 minutes not as a teacher,
but as a practice supervisor.
1, 2–
One bar in! Listen to my instructions, oh my god!
3, 4
1, 2, 3, 4
Okay, that was tiring..
I've acted as a human metronome for the last hour.
Oh harro, how my son going?
Oh, hello Mrs. Yang!
Your son...
absolutely sucks.
I know. I keep telling him to practise, but he doesn't.
That okay! In ten years' time,
I'll tell him to stop practising and become doctor.
1, 2, 3, 4
Too quick!
You dumb f–