♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
- (Derek) Today, we have a tasty challenge for you.
- Oh god. - Ooh, food?
- (Derek) We're gonna feed you a couple foods while blindfolded...
- Oh my god. - Oh!
- (Derek) ... and see who can guess the most right.
- Okay. Yeah, I can do this.
- I'm down.
I love food challenges. - Is there a barf bucket handy?
- I think I'm gonna dominate this.
- I think I'm gonna do well too. - Really?
- I've never trusted you less.
I did say I was down to get weird with food.
- Yeah. - So I guess this is my just desserts.
- (Derek) Here are your blindfolds.
- No-ho-ho-ho-ho! - That's lame.
- No!
- This is scary. - I know, I'm scared too.
- I can't see a goddamn thing. - Oh, it feels weird.
- Oh yeah, this works. I can't see anything.
Anything could happen to me right now.
- It makes it very intimidating. Give me the food.
- (Derek) Your first food is now in front of you.
- Okay. - Oh god. Oh, okay.
- Aah, I don't like this. - (tittering)
- Oh my god, I totally know.
- Okay.
- (smacking lips)
- Slightly slimy, and it falls apart in my mouth.
- God, I can't [bleep] do this!
(takes cleansing breath)
Oh, he's already eating it. Okay.
- I'm getting this corny, ricey kind of thing.
- (humming) - (whimpering)
I know what this is. - Mmm!
I'm, uh, not used to that taste. - Oh my god!
- Ready?
We're gonna do this at the same time, okay? - Cheers!
- Cheers! We can't see.
- I know it. - Mmm-hmm. Me too.
- I'd recognize that taste anywhere.
- Mmm-hmm, one of my favorites when I'm expecting it.
- (?) So, what do you think it is?
- Is it per chance cream of corn?
- I think it's cottage cheese.
- (Derek) This is, in fact, cottage cheese.
- God! - BOOM!
- I've never had cottage cheese until now.
- (Derek) Time to guess.
- Okay, I think it's cottage cheese.
- I also think that it is cottage cheese.
- It is cottage cheese! - It is cottage cheese.
- Cottage cheese?
- I also think it's cottage cheese.
- Do you want to say it on the count of three?
- One, two, three.
- (both) Cottage cheese.
- (Derek) This is, in fact, cottage cheese.
- (both) Yay!
- I eat this every morning.
- Yeah, I eat it fairly often as well.
- I've never had it before.
It tastes like cheese. It was just a weird consistency.
- That was the first time I've ever eaten cottage cheese
and it was blindfolded.
- I'm worried it's gonna ramp up, and that will not be good.
- (gagging)
- Cottage cheese is never where you want to start.
- (Derek) The next food is in front of you.
- All right.
- I-- I feel like I smell a fruit?
- Mmm, okay.
- That's sour.
- I can't smell it. - (laughing quietly)
- I'm sick. - (groaning)
- I can't. Hang on.
No, that's not good! I haven't eaten mine yet.
- (giggling)
Oh my god, this is so weird.
(giggling) - (gagging)
(hiccups) Oh!
(laughing)
It's very sour.
- (surprised) Oh! - Ooh!
- This is nice.
- (smacking lips)
- (spitting loudly and laughing)
- Yeah, I know what this is.
- It's super sour... - Ugh.
- ... but I'm not sure which sour fruit it is.
- (Derek) What do you think it is?
- I think it's a clementine. - (gasps)
I think it's a lemon.
- (Derek) That was a lemon.
- (gasps happily) - Damn!
You got me.
- Was it grapefruit?
- That was straight-up lemon.
- (Derek) That was a slice of lemon.
- YES!
- Ooh, it didn't taste like lemon at all!
- It's either a lemon or a grapefruit.
I think I'm gonna go with lemon.
- I also was going to say lemon.
- A lemon?
- I wanna say a lemon too.
- Is it a lemon?
- I am going to have to go with a lemon as well.
- (Derek) So that food was a lemon.
- (both) YEAH!!!
- High five!
There we go.
- I tasted orange immediately.
So I was like, "Well, what's more sour and more intense than an orange?"
A clementine, because it's smaller. It's more intense.
But I didn't go intense enough.
- (Derek) All right, the next food is in front of you.
- (heavy sigh)
(groaning)
- I'm scared. - Me too.
- It doesn't smell good. - It certainly doesn't smell good.
- (groaning loudly) Mmm--mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm.
I don't want to.
It smells like poop!
- Three, two, one.
- (groaning quietly)
- Ugh. (gags)
- Okay, I'm not liking it so far.
- Yeah, it tastes familiar, but I can't place it.
- OH! - Don't say that! Don't say that!
- Okay. I know what this is.
It's really not as bad as it smells.
See? (laughing)
- It tastes, like, salty and earthy,
and those are not two flavors that should go together.
- Oh, I think I know what it is.
It's very good.
- I feel like I've tried this somewhere, like at a sushi place.
- Now that I got it down, I like it a lot better.
I feel carnivorous.
- Yeah, it's definitely meat.
- (Derek) What do you think this was?
- It's pork.
- Beef. Grilled.
- (Derek) This was grilled steak.
- Ah, yes! - Man!
- My palate is on fleek!
- My guess is that it's, uh, beef tongue.
- Escargot?
- (Derek) This was, in fact, a little cube of steak.
- Uh, it was just steak? - It was just steak?
- I'm just gonna go with chicken.
- I'm gonna guess, like, steak fajita?
- (Derek) This was a piece of steak!
- Woo! - Good job.
- I think it's steak? - I think it's chicken.
- (Derek) Final answer is this is steak.
- (gasps) - YES!
Tied game! - Ooh!
- I'm gonna say steak.
I had previously been vegetarian for ten years,
and I haven't actually had steak yet since I've been back,
so I think this is what steak would taste like.
- I think she's close, but I think it's sausage.
- (?) Well, this was in fact... steak.
- WHAT? - Whoa!
- Oh my god! - (laughing)
- Everything has been pretty tame so far, which is worrisome.
- (Derek) Next food. - Okay.
- Oh, it's a little heavy. - Yeah.
- I like this. It's healthy.
- I can't smell it, so... - I still can't smell it!
It's like (sighs), I just smell metal.
Yeah, that's not so good.
- Mmm! Mmm! - Mmm!
- I know what this is.
- This tastes so familiar. - I know. I eat this all the time.
- Yeah, it's something that I-- - Oh, I know, I know!
- This is driving me insane.
It's almost a little bit sour to me.
Maybe the lemon's messing me-- I'm gonna blame it on that lemon.
- Oh, I know what it is! Mmm, yummy.
It's a weird textured food to put in your mouth
not knowing what it is.
- (Derek) How about this one?
- I'm gonna guess a fermented potato.
- Really terrible tofu?
- (Derek) That is a piece of avocado. (buzzer)
- No fffff-- goddamn it! (gritting teeth) I love avocado!
- (Derek) Katie, do you have a guess?
- Yeah, I don't know what it is.
- Avocado! - Oh.
- (Derek) This was an avocado.
- Yes! - Yes.
- Potato salad? - Avocado.
- (groans)
- (Derek) This was an avocado.
- YES! - (groans)
- I think it's an avocado. - Avocado.
- (both) Avocado!
- (Derek) You were both wrong. - What?!
- (Derek) No, I'm just kidding.
- (laughter) Oh my god!
I was about to just give up on everything.
I was like, "I know nothing in the world."
- You know, my eyesight really is super important.
If I had just mooshed it into my mouth, which I didn't want to,
then I would have known. I'd be like, "Guacamole!"
- We had our appetizer, we had our palate cleanser,
we had our entree, I'm hoping dessert's next.
- Yeah, I would love a dessert.
- (Derek) It's time for the final food.
- Because it's the last one, I do not feel good.
This could be any number of things and almost all of them are bad.
(spoon clatters) - Gah!
- (giggling) Oh my god!
- Oops.
- (sharp gasp) Mmm.
- It kind of smells like chocolate. - Dessert.
- Oh... - (giggling)
Mmm. I'm satisfied.
- (laughing) I-I-I-- I don't know.
- (both) Ooh!
- Did you get this from Leah's desk?
I'm just happy I got dessert.
- Mmm. - This worked out well for me.
- Mmm. - Mmm. (smacking food)
- Hmm. - Mmm!
(plethora of mmm-ing)
- That's what I'm talkin' about. - Nomp, nomp, nomp.
- It's got a little caramel, a little bit of chocolate.
- A piece of heaven came down, fell on our plate, we ate it.
- (Derek) What's your guess?
- Is it a Snickers bar?
- Snickers, probably.
- (Derek) The candy bar was Snickers.
- (happy gasp) - Yay.
- Snickers. - Fun-sized Snickers.
- Snickers. - I think it's a Snickers.
- It's a Snickers. - It's a Snickers.
- It's a Snickers.
You're not you when you're hungry.
A snickers!
- (Derek) This was a Snickers.
- (both) YEAH!
(laughter)
- You guys go ahead and take off your blindfolds.
- Light. - Oh god, the light.
- (groans) - (shrieking)
- Eeh!
- (Derek) The final result is a tie.
- Ah. - A tie.
I'm happy with that result. - Yeah.
- YEAH!
- It's very exciting because now we get to go settle this in Smash.
- (Derek) Rachel, you won! - Woo!
I still can't see. - Good job. Good job.
- It's too bright.
- Every other challenge, I have bombed.
This is my only one that I've even been like a contender in.
- Victory means everything to me.
- I'm sorry to hear that this competition was so important to you.
- It... well... - (giggling)
- I was on a high.
♪ (playful interlude) ♪
- Thanks for watching Guess That Food with the FBE staff
here on the React channel.
- Let us know what other challenges we should try in the comments.
- Keep on watching so we can keep on doing these.
It's so much fun.
- We love you guys.
Thank you for supporting us
and we'll keep doing this as long as you like it.
- From all of us at FBE, goodbye!