- Hollywood, holla at me. (audience cheers)
My man Trevor Jackson is in the building
and right now we're gonna get into a classic game,
it's called Hood Jeopardy, DJ D-Wrek
is gonna give us a topic and if our answers are funny,
they get a bell, they funny, they get that buzzer.
Team with the most bells wins, simple as that.
Y'all ready to have some fun? (audience cheers)
- Let's take it to the hood. - All right,
this item has been used to deceive men.
- What are Instagram filters? (beep)
- These activities are exclusive to only white people.
- I got the answer, what is kissing your dog in the mouth?
(beep)
- Things guys say to get sex. - Aah, get back.
What is, you want to come watch Netflix?
(beep)
- What is, you want to be a Wild 'n Out Girl?
(beep)
- Things girls say to avoid having sex.
- She's a girl, she's a girl, she's a girl.
Let her go first. - I'm on my period.
(beep)
- I don't care. - Go ahead, fool.
- What is, stop, you like a big brother to me?
(beep)
- What is, do you even remember my name?
(beep)
- Obama should do this on his last day in office.
- Who's the tallest? (laughter)
What is, punching Donald Trump in the face
and yelling World Star? (beep)
- What is, come on Wild 'n Out?
(multiple beeps) (audience cheering)
Yo DJ D-Wrek, who won that game?
- I gotta say the Gold squad made the most,
give it up for the Gold squad!
Side chicks tend to thrive best in this environment.
- What is, being a Wild 'n Out girl?
(beep)
- That ain't right, he ain't mean that, he ain't mean that.
- What is, section eight housing?
(beep)
- Phrases used to bag a Kardashian slash Jenner.
- You don't know nothing about that.
- What is, hey your father was one of the men
that got OJ acquitted, do you also
like getting black man off? (beep)
- What is, well right now I got this little show
on Nickelodeon but I'm about to go over there on MTV.
(beep)
- This passcode will unlock Nick Cannon's cell phone.
- What is, one band, one sound?
(beep) (audience cheering)
- What is eight, zero, zero, eight five?
Because it looks like it spells the word boobs.
(beep)
- Get back, what is Mariah Carey's thumbprint?
(beep)
- The thirstiest text you can send.
- What is, hey big head. (beep)
- Oh, oh, oh, uh-oh the home girl's fighting.
- What is, zazaza hey ugly, emoji.
(buzzer)
- Like, when you say you on your period,
you mean like, fresh? (beep)
- Things Trump will do for minorities.
- What is, grab (beep)? (beep)
- What is, lock your black and brown ass up with expedience?
(beep) (audience cheering)
- What is, absolutely nothing? (audience cheering)
(multiple beeps)
- Hey that was it, DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Black squad win that one. - Black squad!
- So make some noise for Black squad.
- Wild Out. - Okay, your first answer is,
this natural disaster hit the US in 2017.
- Come on, man. (audience laughing)
- What is, Donald J. Trump? (audience cheering)
(beep)
- What is Usher's penis? (beep)
- This person should lose their job immediately.
- Same team, same team. - Well go ahead.
I'll wait, go ahead, go ahead.
- Who is DJ D-Wrek? - Yeah.
(buzzer)
I was going to say the same thing.
(buzzer)
DJ AARP. (buzzer)
DJ My Back. (buzzer)
DJ My Knee. (buzzer)
DJ Ah. (buzzer)
- Who is Nick cannon stylist, bro?
(beep)
- I'm hurt right now. - Who is
that white lady with the konk eyes
who be lying for Donald Trump all the time?
(beep)
- Possible Instagram names for Nick Cannon.
- What is @deturbin to quit? (beep)
- Old dude who used to be married to old girl.
(beep) (audience cheering)
- Don't do that, okay, what is a midlife crisis?
(beep)
- What is Mr. Cut The Cheque? (beep)
- Stuff overheard backstage on Wild 'n Out.
- Hey Nick, are you okay, no, I miss Mariah.
(beep)
- No bro, her ass real, she was here last year.
(beep)
- What is, Nick, we didn't say call your special,
"Stand Up, Don't Shoot" we said call it off.
Don't shoot your standup special.
(multiple beeps)
- Y'all keep it going for the Black squad
and the Red squad, y'all. (audience cheering)
DJ D-Wrek, who won? - The Black Team
won that one, man. (audience cheering)
Things women say when they catch you in a lie.
Oh, hold on, hold on, girl. - Sorry, Big Baby.
What is, I'ma (beep) you up? (beep)
What is, that bitch do not look better than me.
(beep)
- What is, your (beep) is small anyway.
(beep)
- Don't do this to me bro, you know I had this.
- Back up, back up, back your big ass up.
What is, I just think it's funny that...
(beep)
- What is, I thought you said you ain't know that (beep)
(beep)
- What is (speaks Spanish very quickly)
(beep)
- Words that are slightly racist.
- What is, bro, I got two black friends?
(beep)
- What is, Chinese look, we not all Chinese.
I'm Thai, I'm from Thailand, learn the difference!
(beep)
- What is Kardashian? (beep)
- Possible titles of DJ D-Wrek's mix tape.
- This the second time, bro. - Speed up, big man.
- What is, DJ AARP presents, ah my back, ah my knee...
(buzzer)
Ah my shoulder, ah my back, ah my elbow.
- What is, if you're listening to this, it's too late?
(beep)
- What is, I'm a DJ but don't work a lot?
- That's clever. (beep)
- What is, started at the bottom and I'm still there?
(beep)
- This is the stupidest thing I've heard all year.
- What is, all lives matter? (beep)
- What is, man I'ma build a wall around Mexico.
(beep)
- Whole lot of gangster. (multiple beeps)
- You can do that one all day long.
DJ D-Wrek, who won? - Even though I don't
want them to win, the Black squad won that one.
Make some noise for the Black squad, y'all.
- [Nick] Wild out!
- Things your sleazy pastor says.
- What is amen? (beep)
- What is, God is good? - [Audience] All the time.
- And all the time? - [Audience] God is good.
- Amen. (beep)
- What is, Jesus is cool and all
but you know who else is hung like this?
(beep)
- You can only text this at 2:00 AM.
- What is, you up? (beep)
- How about this one, hey big head.
(beep)
- Ghetto children names. - What is,
Li'l Pooky Aluicious? (beep)
- What is, Monroe and Monrocking?
(beep)
- White women love this more than brunch.
- What is, adopting black babies?
(beep)
- What is, oh my God, let's go tanning.
(beep)
- What is Uggs and Starbucks? (beep)
- What is, making my way downtown?
(beep)
- What you don't wanna hear a TSA agent say.
- What is, ma'am, we're going to need
to do a full cavity search, spread 'em?
(beep)
- What is, ma'am, can we search your hair?
(beep)
- Black Harry Potter spells. - What is, does it look
like I wanna stop bad and bougie?
(beep)
- What is, amida la negra? (beep)
- What is, please shut your damn mouth?
(buzzer)
I'm gonna flush your ass, boy.
- What is, I wishes this bitches wouldn't this.
(beep)
- What is Alakazam, Alakacap whoosh.
Now Nick Cannon can rap, how about that?
(beep)
- Magical, magical, magic. - What is,
Alakazam, Alakazooey, he's still gonna make (beep) movies?
(multiple beeps) (audience cheering)
- Hell of a game, y'all give it up
for all that energy in this room.
(audience cheering)
DJ D-Wrek, who won the game? - I'm going to have
to say the Black squad wins that one.
Make some noise for the Black squad, y'all.
Whatever, they came to play, everybody on they feet.
DJ D-Wrek, take us out. (upbeat music)