LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE JOINED BY THE LEGEND HERSELF,
ANNA WINTOUR IS HERE TONIGHT.
(APPLAUSE) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE, NORMALLY PEOPLE KNOW, THEY DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU.
SO TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO TRY AN LEARN A BIT MORE IN A GAME WHERE
YOU HAVE TO ANSWER PERSONAL QUESTIONS TRUTHFULLY OR EAT
SOMETHING DISGUSTING.
OF ALL THE GAMES I EVER THOUGHT WE WOULD PLAY TOGETHER ON THIS
SHOW, THIS IS NOT THE ONE.
BUT I'M THRILLED THAT YOU ARE.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS.
(APPLAUSE) A OKAY.
SO IF YOU HAVE SEEN US DO THIS ON THE SHOW BEFORE WE HAVE OUR
USUAL DISGUSTING FOODS.
BUT ANNA, WHEN WE WERE READING ABOUT YOU, WE READ THAT YOUR
WORST NIGHTMARE TO EAT IS NOT THE WEIRD THINGS THAT WE'VE GOT
HERE, IT'S ACTUAL FAST FOOD, THAT IS YOUR NIGHTMARE.
YOU WON'T TOUCH IT.
SO AS WELL AS OUR REGULAR DELICACIES, WE HAVE INCLUDED
WHAT WE CONSIDER TO BE FAST FOOD DELICACIES ON THE TABLE.
LET'S TAKE OUR OPTIONS, THIS YEAR IS CALLED, AND THIS IS
GENUINELY WHAT IT IS CALLED, A HEART ATTACK ON A PLATE.
IT'S A CHEESE BUGGER WE ARE BACON IN A DONUT.
WE ALSO HAVE, WE'VE GOT PICKLED PIG'S FEET.
WE HAVE A CHILI DOG SMOOTHIE.
WE HAVE BULLPENIS.
A BACON WRAPPED PIZZA.
SOMETHING CALLED A JUNE BUG, WHATEVER THAT IS.
THIS THEKS ONE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WAS EVEN A THING, DEEP
FRIED BUTTER.
AND A THOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG.
OKAY?
SO THAT IS WHERE WE ARE.
ANNA HOW ARE YOU FEELING NOT SO WELL.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'RE GOING TO GO FIRST.
I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU, WHICH I THINK OF ALL THE THINGS HERE IS
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, A BACON WRAPPED PIZZA.
>> OKAY.
>> James: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVEN ATE A REGULAR
PIZZA NEVER MIND A BACON WRAPPED PIZZA.
>> I DON'T REMEMBER.
>> James: ALL RIGHT. SO HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.
IF YOU DON'T ANSWER THE QUESTION, WILL YOU HAVE TO EAT
THE BACON WRAPPED PIZZA.
OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
(LAUGHTER) >> COME ON, JAMES.
>> James: ANNA, RANK THESE DESIGNERS FROM BEST TO WORST.
(APPLAUSE) >> THAT'S MEAN.
>> James: TOM FORD, MARC JACOBS ORAL OF LAUREN.
>> OKAY.
WELL, THEY'RE ALL MASTERS OF THEIR UNIVERSE BUT SOLELY
BECAUSE HE WAS MY DINNER COMPANION LAST NIGHT, TOMFORD.
>> James: OKAY, TOM FORD THE BEST.
>> OKAY.
>> James: BUT WHO IS SECOND AND WHO IS THIRD.
>> I CAN'T DO THAT, SOO DO I HAVE TO EAT THIS.
>> James: YOU DO, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A BITE.
I MEAN-- (APPLAUSE)
>> THERE'S NO WAY IN.
>> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-- HOW IS IT?
>> COVERED IN GREASE.
>> James: IT IS COVERED IN GREASE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE ARE YOU DOING THIS.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
>> NEITHER CAN I.
>> James: IT'S AMAZING.
ALL RIGHT, ANNA, IT IS NOW YOUR TURN, PICK SOMETHING FOR ME TO
EAT AND THEN ASK ME A QUESTION.
>> ALL RIGHT, THE PENIS.
(APPLAUSE) IT'S GOING TO BE YOUR FAVORITE.
YOU HAD IT WITH KENDALL.
>> James: OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> James: OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT, JAMES, YOU HAVE ATTENDED SEVERAL OF PIE DINNER
PARTIES.
WHICH OF THE OTHER ATTENDEES DID YOU ENJOY TALKING TO THE LEAST.
>> James: OH, THAT'S AN AWFUL QUESTION BECAUSE I THINK YOU
KNOW THE ANSWER.
IT'S SOMEBODY SO FAMOUS, AND IT WAS SO BORING.
(LAUGHTER) >> COME ON.
>> James: I CAN'T CUZ I'LL RUN INTO HIM, IT'S A TERRIBLE THING
TO SAY, ISN'T IT?
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: WAS THAT SOMEONE JUST SHOUTING "PENIS."
GUYS, PLEASE.
ANNA IS A DAME.
AND I'M ABOUT TO EAT PENIS.
OH MY GOD.
THAT IS SO-- I MEAN I'VE EATEN SOME PENIS IN MY TIME BUT
THAT-- OKAY.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE PICKLED PIG'S FEET.
THERE WE GO.
THE PICKLED PIG'S FEET AM A DELICACY IN MANY COUNTRIES.
>> THIS ONE LOOKS SMALLER.
>> James: YOU DONE HAVE TO EAT IT ALL.
ALL RIGHT.
ANNA.
>> JAMES.
>> James: YOU FAMOUSLY HOST THE CELEBRATED MET GALA THAT
TAKES PLACE IN MANHATTAN EACH YEAR.
CELEBRITIES FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE ARE DESPERATE TO GET A
TICKET.
EVERYONE FROM BEYONCE TO GEORGE CLOONEY ATTEND.
SO MY QUESTION IS, WHO WOULD YOU NEVER INVITE BACK TO THE MET
GALA?
(APPLAUSE) >> DONALD TRUMP.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: THAT IS A GREAT ANSWER.
OKAY.
ANNA, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME, WADELL CASSEE WOULD YOU LIKE.
>> THE BUTTER.
>> James: NO.
>> YES, YES, THE GREASY BUTTER.
>> James: DEEP FRIED BUTTER.
OKAY.
>> OKAY JAMES.
>> James: YES.
>> CRITIQUE SOMETHING ABOUT MY CURRENT LOOK.
THIS IS PRADA.
>> James: WHAT AM I MEANT TO SAY?
I CAN'T CRITIQUE YOU.
OH, I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT YOU.
I WOULDN'T DARE.
I MEAN HOW MANY CALORIES IS IT?
DEEP FRIED BUTTER.
I THINK YOU SHOULD WEAR CROCS MORE.
I THINK YOU SHOULD WEAR MORE CROCS.
I THINK YOU COULD BRING CROCS INTO THE WORLD OF FASHION.
OKAY, NOW I'M GOING TO PICK ONE FOR YOU, ANNA.
WHAT SHALL I GIVE YOU HERE.
THE BURGER.
>> I LIKE BURGER.
>> James: BUT IF-- THIS IS A CHEESE BUGGER WE ARE BACON IN A
DONUT.
>> OKAY.
>> James: OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
ANNA.
>> JAMES.
>> James: THERE'S A RUMOR YOU DATEDDED BOB MARLEY.
>> WAS' THE QUESTION.
>> James: WHAT WAS BOB MARLEY LIKE IN BED?
(APPLAUSE) >> I'M REALLY GLAD YOU ASKED ME
THAT.
FAKE NEWS, I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET BOB MARLEY.
>> James: NO.
>> I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU.
>> James: REALLY?
YOU NEVER MET.
>> I NEVER MET BOB MARLEY.
>> James: HAD YOU MET BOB MARLEY, WOULD YOU HAVE SLEPT
WITH HIM?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: OH GOD.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE TO HE NOW.
>> THE BUG.
>> James: THE BUG.
>> IT'S SMALL.
>> James: THE JUNE BUG.
>> THE BUG.
>> James: I MEAN JUST TO BE CLEAR, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT.
>> IT'S SMALL.
JAMES, WHICH CARPOOL CAR YOAKEE SEGMENT DID YOU HAVE TO FAKE THE
MOST ENTHUSIASM FOR?
I LIKE THAT.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: I MEAN IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
IF YOU WATCH THEM BACK.
>> MAYBE IT WAS THE SAME PERSON YOU COULDN'T MENTION AT MY
DINNER PARTY.
>> James: NO, THIS PERSON WOULD NEVER GET INVITED TO YOUR
DINNER PARTIES.
(LAUGHTER) THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL
YOUR GUTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ANNA WINTOUR.