You were on the cover of
He's getting a lot of slack
for taking his shirt off all the time.
I don't get it. I don't understand that.
Justin, let me tell you something, man.
Okay, if you can take your shirt off, you do it.
You do it as much as you Goddamn can.
Seriously. Look at Shaq--Shaq--
Shaq hasn't taken his shirt off since high school, okay?
That's a true story. That's a true story right there.
Jeff Ross hasn't taken his shirt off since preschool.
True story.
Martha Stewart had her shirt off in my dressing room.
Stop, stop, stop. Don't get the wrong idea.
She just wanted me to titty fuck her!
Yeah!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Stop.
I'm just trying to loosen y'all up.
I'm sorry.
Martha, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Is that gonna affect me getting free sheets after this, Martha?
Please.
I messed up my chance of getting free sheets,
Goddamn it, Kevin.