- Yes, cookies!
I'll have, I don't know, a million?
- Oh no no no no, Pat!
That has peanuts in it.
You're allergic to peanuts.
- Oh my god.
Wow that was close, I mean, that was--
- Oh my god.
- Wait a minute.
- Oh!
(choking)
Pat!
Oh my, help!
Somebody help!
- Hello?
Shavonne?
Zack?
Mike?
Anyone?
- [Voiceover] Come, my child.
Come and behold.
- Who are you?
What's going on?
- [Voiceover] We are the Holy Trinity.
Three persons but one God.
The Father.
- The Son.
- And the Holy Spirit.
- We have come to take you to Heaven.
- I don't understand.
- [Voiceover] Yes, the Holy Trinity
is the Divine mystery of the Catholic faith.
- No, no no, I get that.
I mean, I don't understand how do you poop?
- [Voiceover] What do you mean?
- Well, if you're three beings in one
sort of thing, I'm just wondering
how the logistics of you all pooping works.
Do you all poop individually, or do you share,
I don't know, like a single digestive system?
You know, like those conjoined twins
on the Learning Channel.
- [Voiceover] We poop as one Divine Entity.
- Got it, got it
And who has the butt hole?
- [Voiceover] We all do, we share one butt hole.
- Right, I know, but like who has the
actual physical butt hole, you know?
Who's doing the dirty work here?
- [Voiceover] Oh I see what you're asking.
You see, I made us with a movable butt hole,
which we rotate.
- Mm, smart.
Isn't that gross?
- [Voiceover] You know, a little.
We try putting up a sheet divider,
but it didn't really make a difference.
You know, with us being all-seeing anyway.
Yeah that plus the smell just cuts
like right through the sheets.
- Oh yeah, uh huh.
- Like you wouldn't believe.
- It definitely doesn't work.
- Okay, what about like sickness and indigestion,
diarrhea, do you guys all feel those urges together?
- [Voiceover] Yeah, we all feel those together.
- Isn't that kind of unfair?
Like you're all suffering for what just one of you ate?
I mean?
- [Voiceover] Well keep two things in mind, Pat:
one, since it's spread throughout us,
the pooping sensation is only 1/3 the intensity,
- and two, most of us are very considerate
about what we eat.
- Yes, most of us are.
- Oh sorry, is that directed at me?
- Well who has coffee with a burrito?
- Well it's traditional, right?
What do you think Mexican ranchers ate for breakfast?
- Mexican ranchers weren't passing
their Hershey Squirts onto their
consubstantial hypostases!
- Oh, here we go!
- And to be fair, it was inconsiderate, Richard.
- Your name's Richard?
- Oh oh great, now he knows my name.
Thanks a lot Devon.
- Oh now he knows my name!
- Fellows, fellows, you're doing it again.
- Oh no, oh this happens when I get upset.
I gotta drop a deuce!
Oh no.
Oh I can see it.
Oh there we go.
Keep it together.
It's a condition!
Ohh, see what you've done!
You don't deserve Heaven!
Goodbye!
- Oh, I thought you were dying!
- Shavonne, it was incredible.
I met God.
Hey wait.
Oh no!
Peanut butter, get it off!
- Oh no, I think that's shit.
- What?
- Don't, oh God!
- It is shit!
It's a miracle!
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