- [Lance] What made you cut your hair?
- [Sharanya] I think it looks better short.
- You are definitely either bi or a lesbian, okay?
- Shit, not me.
(laughter)
("Hall of the Mountain King")
- Okay.
- Hmm.
Ah.
- No, doesn't pop up in my head.
- Man, this is a lot of labeling I'm doing today.
- What about queer fee-me?
- Femme, femme, yeah.
- [Jevon] What's up bro? - [Lance] What's good?
- Oh, you do the fist pump, okay?
Okay, my brother!
Straight.
Yeah.
He's clean, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't know any other way to put it.
He's dressed straight.
I'm supposed to wear it?
'Kay, she seems a bit pretty chill, you know?
(laughs)
She's straight.
Trust me on this, trust me on this.
They way she looked at me in my eyes.
She like dudes.
I'm telling you.
Is just what I'm--is that I'm saying they are?
Or is this what they actually are?
Oh, you thought I was two-for-oh right now.
How's it going?
- It goes.
- I'm Lance, by the way. What's your name?
- Janice.
- Janice? _ Mmhm
- Lovely. - Thank you.
- My mom's middle name is Denise.
I know it's not similar, I just wanted to say that.
Pansexual.
Is that even an option? Not really an option? Or is that?
You know what it is? - I'm not positive.
- What about this one?
- Oh, we all know what that is.
- You do or don't?
- Heterosexual? - Yeah.
- Yeah, we all know what that is.
- OK, that's great.
- Don't we? (laughs) - Yeah.
- I'm just gonna go, I'm just gonna go with straight again.
But I don't want to keep saying the same thing.
If I say bisexual, if she's straight or the other way,
I get a point for the other side, right?
(laughter)
No? Does that count?
- No
- I'm a labeler now.
- [Wora] Hi.
- Well, how are you?
- I'm good, how are you? - That's great, I'm Lance.
Where are you from?
- From Thailand.
- Where do you work?
- I work for Nordstrom.
- Nordstrom? Where do you want to work?
- At Nordstrom.
- Okay. (laughter)
It was a good question, always a good question.
Yeah, sure, strike a pose for me.
- Strike a pose?
- Yeah.
(laughter)
- Well, this is turning into a whole new (laughter)
Yeah, she's straight.
Because. Okay.
- Are you sure?
(laughter)
- Yeah, I'm positive. - Okay.
- You tall.
- [Steven] I know.
- He's straight.
Another straight one.
He's straight.
(laughter)
- Where do you work?
- [Emmanuel] I work at Microsoft.
- What's your favorite sport?
- Baseball. - Baseball.
- Big Mariners fan.
- What's your favorite type of bar?
- The chill bars, I don't like clubbing.
- Yeah, me too.
See, this guy's, what are you talking about man?
I'm gonna say you're straight.
I can't say that because my, like I said,
my coworker dresses like this too and he isn't straight.
Because I don't think he's gay.
I still think he's straight.
What's your favorite type of food?
- [Xandrie] Mexican food.
(laughter) - No, none of these questions are super helpful.
What grade are you in?
- I just graduated college.
- Just graduated college? - Yeah.
- So you have some experience with life
so you could be bisexual.
Let's go with bisexual.
Somebody get her a bisexual tag, please.
Huh?
Well, (laughter).
Jump.
- [Giovanni] Jump? - Jump
Wave.
(laughter)
Nod.
He's straight.
He's straight, okay?
This guy is straight.
It's the safest label.
Feels good.
What made you cut your hair?
- [Sharanya] I think it looks better short.
- Do your friends have nose piercings?
- Some of them. - Some of them.
Are they guys or girls?
- Both.
- They're both? - Yeah.
- What's the majority?
- They're pretty much equal, I guess.
- Mmhmm, you're definitely either bi or a lesbian, okay?
Shit, not me.
(laughter)
Can I see your nails?
She's a lesbian.
Thank you.
Raise your hands if I got you wrong.
Oh wait, really?
(laughter)
Huh, then I made the right choices.
Raise your hands if I got you wrong again.
(laughter)
Are you sure? - Yeah.
Wow, then, okay.
What are you?
- [Ashley] I'm bisexual.
- You're bisexual. - Yes.
Okay, see I was, okay.
What about you?
- [Emmanuel] Gay.
- My friend, coworker, dresses like you.
- I didn't want to make that assumption.
- [Steven] Oh, you're definitely gay.
(laughter)
(people guessing)
- [Steve] After he said it twenty times
I'm definitely straight.
(crosstalk)
- [Ashley] No
- [Emmanuel] We don't want a long answer from him again.
We'd don't want to be here forever, we want to go home.
(clapping and cheering)