Top of the Mornin to ya laddies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to HAPPY WHEELS!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
did I get you that time no?
Fuck. I made this I didn't buy this I actually made this I saw my creativity right there, okay.
Well, this is going to be a bit of an interesting episode because Jack's not feeling it today
There's a bit of a lackluster mood going on inside my belly hole so today
*Something unintelligable*
I just wanna plays happy wheels. Sometimes you gotta force your way through something and just
BURST it outta you.
That sounds awful but sometimes that's what you gotta do sometimes
That's what I have to do to actually get my videos out because sometimes you're just not feeling it and you have to just record
Anyway, cuz then you're always happy by the end of it
[so] I want to play sniper shooting it sounds fun, and I've never done a sniper shooting level
press space to start. got it
*BOOM* (Just so you know, I, Chicken Nuggets, was playing my Wii abusing a score glitch while writing this entire caption thing. But you don't care, so I guess just, hi.)
Jesus choose a scope. I'm gonna go for the old Svd. Here we go. This is my; this is my Jam
This is how I'm gonna do this. watch. mission one. Get the guy in the green shirt. got it.
*GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Bobby and Mike are having a drug deal
Bobby where's your son?
Does not matter! say goodbye to your face mission two kill the person walking before he gets into the building oh, God
Steve!!!!!
He had no helmet that's not a real segway steve. That's an asshole Steve
That's a Steve without a face. Mission 3. Kill the man to the right and make it look like an accident
How would I do; how would I do that?
There we go. Here we go here. One line down one *grunt* get it. there we go. Down she goes
see you later, Willy YEAH!
It was more. I wanted to shoot more faces this one. Oh, jesus. This is machine gun zombies.
*moans with erection like pleasure*
There is a happy. There's a happy thing happenin' in my pants right now. Pants are getting so much tighter.
There we go come on. come on. what you got; what you got?
[apparently], I'm doing that again. [I] barely even got to kill anything here we go
Yes
What?
I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the side of how dead you are. out of ammo.
try using less ammo
Well, then the taught me a little lesson didn't it hey batter batter batter batter batter swing
[I]
Couldn't even do that. If I wanted to come on Bobby what you got what you got? I'm the batter about town
You're out you swung too early. What come on come on go back? [oh]?
Yes, oh
Run the [fucking] stadium must be the size of a lawn
Because that was a very poor swing and I got a home run
But I'll take it HEY Ma put that one have in the fridge won't [a] choose your fatality. What great timing
I was just playing Mortal Kombat for the button so don't know what it is
oh
I thought was like a flat platform with a button on it like a nuke was [gonna] go off but oh okay [ah]
Can I AXE you a question?
No, okay. I'm just gonna
motorcycle through these fatalities
Ha ha well i mean i seem to be in a lot of pain as well. I'm banging my head off shit. Is this a tornado
It's a full of Sharks. Oh
how far can you get I may get to the end no no no?
Okay, I'm supposed to have time to do like little intros to make it funnier. Come on game here
We go all the way the end. Oh yeah. I'm a genius at these wait till you see? Oh?
Yeah
[did] I see you jacksepticeye in there? I saw a boss anyway keep your eyes peeled
Keep you keep your eyes keep your out. You know I saw a hacker
I saw hack instead of Jack fuck it [Goddammit] fast street, bike - hey kids
You can't ride your bikes around here screw. You police. I can do what I want I
Can I can fly if I want to oh, God almighty?
Just drive. Normally just drive and see you later, Lamborghini ha ha can't stop me. [oh]
Wow
[rather] they avoid that freaking mc donalds
the same this is called like impossible three point four or something percent who didn't even press anything
Hey, I'm fine. If i - ah I'm not so fine billy? could you do it billy can't even control the bike
[boy] little bitch ah oh, Billy
You're never gonna get through life you can't, ahhh you can't [slap] a machete with your face you see you see Daddy
You see what Daddy's doing
Billy, where'd you go watch this? I'm not even gonna. Look not even gonna look and I'm gonna be able to do it
Am i doin it? doing it ah
I opened up my eyes just at the point of death. Look at me dance. Yes
I don't have arms, but [you] don't need them arms are for suckers, [and] I need my face though. Hey there we go
Let's do it. I feel like a champion do it do it do it do it do it do it?
Do it fuck fuck it fuck it anyway fucking in the face fuck it anyway, billy
What are you doing [to] Die billy die billy please, please oh? Oh, yes?
Reunited and it feels so good
Killing Billy like it's supposed to do jetpack extreme
Extreme makes it sound cooler. We're gonna do this first time did the other one first time there?
It is fun. First time will you see what do you see Pete? You don't fly as fast as I'd hoped
OWW
Sword throw pro, I like that. I like the way your rhyme shit. Oh
Two in one billy. You said I might know I thought you were still on my knives, ha
Bitches I got more knives. Thank you level. It's so knife to me, huh?
Okay, you flew away anyway. I thought I thought I had the force rope swing hard. Oh. God. [I] surf right away
[oh], it's [another] one of these it's another one of these settle down everybody. It's time to watch a pro in action
He must be down the street or [something] cuz it's not me [going] like this curl into a ball whoa. Oh
Oh, just pretend that that was the second one that
was amazing oh
Mr.. Boner I need to like remember what I'm saying sometimes, Jesus. Oh, God I gonna be sick
Okay, and where's this going JSP swing yourself? [my] bike is breaking. Yeah, that was not good ah
[Dead] ha ha ha
[perfect] ah
oh
Wait, that's as die billy die
Does that mean it's for me. I mean, I'm the one who calls him Billy for anybody else causing billy. Your copycats i did it first
[I] hear first. It's mine. That's how youtube works right, but it's called JSP
is it[Jack] septic pie. Is This good. I don't feel like this is good now
I was not confident in that one curl curl curl yes. Yeah. No he's dead [ah]
I can feel it I can sense it
Go yes, yes
[oh]
That's how I do it oh
It is for me. I wanted to finish some other than the sections jack the boss. Yes
Thank you this level's called save Billy nope just gonna keep restarting it gonna keep restarting it and watching him die
This is nice, Hey can ya grab me some tea? And a couple of biscuts?
Listen this is a great [TV]. Show fine. I save Billy. Oh
It was not worth it. I saved Billy, but at what cost
You're gonna machete of me arse. Jesse save Billy boss
Why why why Are you guys all about saving Billy? Why? What did he didn't do anything? No?
No, we [watched] him die. We watched him die there. We fucking go OWW
Oh, I almost saved ya your fucking little Sonny boy
They wanted to call him so much worse i wanted I wanted to start using so many expertise at him
But I won't bottle run. Hell, the only hell that there's going to be is the hell that
Something cool insert cool phrase here ain't a nuttin [some] [a] [date] ain't nuttin stoppin me today. All I did
Where the hell at where the hell at?
I don't see no hell the only hell is the hell that I'm not going to because I just passed it speed challenge
Speed is what they call key do the best time that's not the speed challenge that I want to do
Oh, I knew another blah ya fuck it
I wanna do another speed challenge I got this I got this I got this dododo! I did it
Im the best in in the whole world. [I] don't care if your time is faster than that. It [doesn't] count you were disqualified
[I'm] the best see that's what I'm talking about happy wheels get you in the mood several moods for several different things um
But I always I always think be happy [we're] not feeling the best [coz] five minutes into it
We are ready to go longest bottle [run]. Let's do it. I I refuse to believe you
Damnit what am I doing? What am I doing? Oh?
Where's the [bah] here? here we go here We go. There's [bits] [of] me everywhere. Love it there we go here
We go here. We go keep it going keep it going Bobby. Keep her going
longest my ass
My [ass] isn't that long though? It's pretty small. It's a smaller get out of my face cables now. We're getting into it
They kill killing Billiy's no no no go go over there didn't I play a level like this already? [aah]? Oh, God?
I like my ass still attached to my body, please take take [him] out. Take her out. Take him away
nice
Now all the pineapples are melons are for me vertical bottle run
Why the fuck how oh?
Jesus oh
God wait. I'm doing it. I did it
Good idea. It's been too easy balance on a stick
Well, I guess I didn't do it. how do I how do I How do I live without you?
No, fuck it
[no]
There's only a small little timer got this I got this I got this I got this I got that I almost
Did it come on [no] save just little tippy tappy just don't go mad fingers just calm down watch watch
It's a fuck it
Fucking if you just say fuck you to yourselves, we're gonna jump
No, it doesn't work hmm. We [almost] did it. What's the point whats the oww segway! Oh, God?
Oh shit off. Fuck her unni. [I] did it
nope
YESSS
I only had to last three seconds. That's all it was and I couldn't do it all that time
But I killed him [and] [he] finished at the same time. That's a good day today
Death wheel, maybe maybe [Steve] was not good for this are you gonna make it safe?
I'm gonna say over here because I don't [trust] this oh
There's a victory there can I get that I'd really like that please no
No, we're going backwards. I don't like this yes. Yes, no, oh
My back I'm into Yoga, but not this much. Oh
Shit, there's no escape. There is no escape from the death wheel yes, yes, Mike, Mike no
I'm gonna Die Gonna Die fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it [no]
No, go back the other way [go] back the other way shit. I don't know what I'm doing ah my face. Billy and Bobby time
Yes, you heard me. That's what I said
I said it a weird way who cares stop judging me you're not my real dad [flips] for days
Flips for days all the way up all the way up and back. Yes
Yes, ah enough too far too far [too] far too far too far could
Go around like this forever just slam on the brakes the brakes apparently are anti-gravity brakes. I jumped off
I jumped off for nothing's happening. My face is going into [my] bike okay. I know it needs to be done
I know it needs to happen you up like this you do backflip
Nailed it. Did you see me finish the level that was awesome, right ah?
Shit here. We go this fucking song and dance again go Bobby go Bobby. No, it's so close. Oh
Press z and press spacebar to grab the rope I got it. Thank you. I'm spider-man
What do I owe good one plus two equals four no? No I?
Need to figure out a math problem that fast. This is supposed to be happy fun killing people time well
I guess I did that the math time anybody got time for math. Yeah, bro. Do you even math one plus two equals three?
Yes, I do. Why are you grabbing? Why why?
Wow
Don't she goes down down. She there you go
attaboy all the way into the Cannon face first you get the gunpowder we
Grab don't make me solve more math. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. Yes
I did it and I only had to solve one math problem. [I] learned and I got victory ah that's a lot of stairs
Lets let's to survive Billy, but here we can do this billy billy. Well, I can do it. I don't know about you here
We go now we're flying oh bad bounce
What? there's gonna be a victory all I did was lose legs it told you don't fucking need them that is it billy sick your bullshit
Here we go here. We go break all of Billy's shit break all of Billy's shi-
I'm losing a leg all the way to the bottom all the way to the bottom all the way to the bottom yes. Yes. See you later, billy. Yeah
Yes
That's all you have to do to succeed in life you have to ditch your kids well thats gonna be the end of this episode of happy wheels
Feeling good feeling fresh delicious. [I'm] gonna. Go out run a marathon right now well probably not because its 11:13 p.m
And it's very dark, and it's kind of cold outside. It's a bit breezy. You [know] what I don't feel like running tonight
You know we put it on to next night. I'm gonna go [eat] ice cream
[thank] you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face like it's Billy and hi-fives all round
*hi-fives* hi-fives*
Well, thank you guys know we'll see all you dudes
IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOOOOO
Could you could you oh?
Okay, two things number one [I] playing the headphones ow. Secondly I sounded like a little [baby] bird