>> YOU'RE WATCHING C-SPAN. NORMALLY WE WOULD HAVE SHOWN YOU
FOOTAGE FROM ATTORNEY GENERAL WILLIAM BARR'S CONGRESSIONAL
TESTIMONY BUT BARR DECIDED NOT TO SHOW UP.
AND THEN THE DEMOCRATS CHOSE TO DO SOME LIGHT PROP COMEDY WITH A
BUCKET OF CHICKEN. THE WHOLE THING WAS SO
DEPRESSING THAT WE'D RATHER FOCUS ON THE TWO THINGS ALL
AMERICANS CAN GET BEHIND. "GAME OF THRONES." AND
"AVENGERS." >> IT'S FAMILY FEUD AND HERE'S
YOUR HOST, STEVE HARVEY. >> YES, INDEEDY.
ALL RIGHT. WELCOME TO
I AM STEVE OF HOUSE MUSTACHE. TODAY WE GOT "AVENGERS" VERSUS
"GAME OF THRONES." ALL RIGHT.
LET'S START WITH THE AVENGERS BECAUSE THIS SHOW IS JUST LIKE
THEIR MOVIES. WE'RE GONNA OPEN WITH 45 MINUTES
OF INTRODUCTIONS. ALL RIGHT.
FIRST UP, THE SEXIEST MAN IN THE RENAISSANCE FAIR, THIS IS THOR.
>> GOOD DAY, STEVE. GOOD TO BE HANDSOME.
I'M A GOD AND I'M FROM SPACE. >> OH, YOU'RE A SCIENTOLOGIST?
OKAY. NEXT, WE GOT SWOLE GRIMACE IS
THANOS. >> YES.
I WANT MY BIG FANCY GLOVE. DOES IT MAKE ME LOOK PRETTY?
I DON'T WANT TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE BUT I SAW THAT THING ON
QVC. ALL RIGHT.
NEXT, SHE A WARRIOR FROM WAKANDA.
IT'S OKEY-DOKY. >> MY NAME IS OKOYE.
IT IS TRULY AN HONOR TO BE HERE FIGHTING AN EPIC BATTLE THAT IS
THE FEUD OF FAMILIES. >> MM, MM, MM.
BALD IS BEAUTIFUL. GIRL, YOU MAKE A GOOD DOG WANT
TO BREAK ITS CHAIN. ALL RIGHT.
FINALLY, WHO WE GOT DOWN THERE ON THE END THERE?
>> IT'S I'M GROOT. >> I FEEL LIKE YOU CAN LOOK AT
THAT POSTER AND I KNOW THAT'S WRONG.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO TO THE GAME OF THE
THRONES SIDE. I GOT TO BE HONEST, I DIDN'T SEE
THE LAST EPISODE. I MEAN, I WATCHED IT BUT I
COULDN'T SEE IT. YEAH, YOU KNOW IT'S DARK WHEN
YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE WHITE PEOPLE.
ALL RIGHT. FIRST UP, LADY BRIENNE OF TARTH.
>> IT'S -- IT'S SIR BRIENNE. I DON'T IF YOU SAW, BUT I WAS
RECENTLY KNIGHTED. NOT THAT I CARE BUT IT WAS LIKE
THE HIGHEST HONOR OF MY LIFE. I EVEN ALLOWED MYSELF TO SMILE.
>> ISN'T SHE A SNACK. >> WELL, DAMN.
WHO ARE YOU? >> I'M TORMUND GIANTSBANE.
I KILLED A GIANT, CRAWLED INTO BED WITH HIS
WIFE AND DRANK HER MILK. SHE THOUGHT I WAS A BABY.
HA HA HA HA. >> OKAY, PLAYA.
I LIKE THE BIG GIRLS TOO. ALL RIGHT.
NEXT WE GOT A THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD WITCH, MELISANDRE.
>> HELLO, STEVE. THIS SHOW IS DARK AND FULL OF
TERRORS. >> YOU SOUND LIKE MY AGENT.
ARE YOU REALLY A THOUSAND YEARS OLD?
HOW YOU DO THAT? >> MAYBE IT'S MAGIC.
>> NO, IT'S DEFINITELY MAGIC.
GIRL, YOU TAKE THAT NECKLACE OFF OR YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO AN OLD
LADY. BUT I KNOW HOW IT IS.
I TAKE OFF THIS SHIRT AND I JUST PUMMEL OUT INTO A POOP EMOJI.
AND FINALLY, EVERY FAMILY GOT THAT WEIRD BROTHER.
IT'S BRAN. >> HELLO, STEVE.
I HAVE TO GO NOW. >> WOO, SOMEBODY GOT THAT GOOD
WEED. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET TWO PLAYERS UP HERE. LET'S PLAY THE FEUD.
>> THIS IS A -- >> TARTH, GOOD ON YA.
>> TOP SIX IS ON THE BOARD. AFTER TEN YEARS, BOTH YOUR
FRANCHISES ARE COMING TO AN END. NAME SOMETHING YOU MIGHT PUT ON
YOUR BUCKET LIST. BRIENNE?
>> I DON'T NEED A LOT, I'M A LOW MAINTENANCE GIRL.
JAMIE LANNISTER, NO RULES. >> OKAY.
TRYING TO CREEP WITH YOUR FREAKIN' FRIENDS.
OKAY, NOT UP THERE. WHAT'S ON YOUR BUCKET LIST,
PLAYBOY? >> I MUST REFORGE THE RAINBOW
BRIDGE. >> SHOW ME SOME KIND OF WHITE
NAZIS. >> YOU'RE ON THE BOARD.
LET'S GO OVER TO THANOS. WHAT'S ON YOUR BUCKET LIST?
>> I'M ALREADY COLLECTING ALL THE INFINITY STONES.
SO I GUESS ALL THAT'S LEFT IS GET OFF THE HGH.
>> YOU KNOW, I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON.
SHOW ME TOO OLD TO BE THAT JACKED.
[ BUZZES ] ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO OVER OKRA. WHAT'S ON YOUR BUCKET LIST?
>> STEVE, IT'S OKOYE. I AM A DORA MILAJE WARRIOR.
BUT JUST ONE DAY I WOULD LIKE TO PUT ON A PAIR OF
SWEATPANTS, EAT A CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCH AND WATCH EIGHT HOURS OF
LINDSAY LOHAN'S "BEACH CLUB." >> OKAY, THEN.
SHOW ME HOW OKRA GOT HER GROOVE BACK.
[ BUZZES ] OH, IT'S NOT THAT EITHER.
ALL RIGHT. ONE STRIKE LEFT.
LET'S GO OVER HERE TO THE GIVING TREE OR WHOEVER THIS IS.
GIVE ME SOMETHING ON YOUR BUCKET LIST.
>> IT'S I'M GROOT. >> JUST CAUSE YOU SAY IT
DON'T MAKE IT TRUE. SHOW ME MIDDLE-AGED LADY IN A
HALLOWEEN COSTUME. [ BUZZES ]
OH, MAN. ALL RIGHT, GAME OF THRONES.
YOUR CHANCE TO STEAL. WHAT'S ON YOUR BUCKET LIST?
GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS. >> MOVE MY FACE.
>> SEE MY OLD ---. >> BIG GIRL.
>> ALL RIGHT. BRIENNE, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE,
PLAYER? >> THEY'RE ALL NOBLE ANSWERS BUT
NONE ARE INVINCIBLE. I DO FEAR THAT THE FEUD IS LOST.
>> NOT TODAY.
IT'S I, ARYA STARK. >> RIGHT ON TIME AGAIN.
WHAT'S ON YOUR BUCKET LIST? >> WELL, STEVE, AS THE BATTLE
APPROACHES AND YOU STAND TO AN ENDLESS NIGHT, THERE IS BUT ONE
THING A GIRL MUST DO. >> OH, SAY NO MORE.
I SAW WHAT YOU DID IN THAT EPISODE.
SHOW ME, GETTING THAT BOOTY. [ RINGS ]
OH, NUMBER ONE ANSWER. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A BREAK. STAY TUNED FOR ME AND BLACK
PANTHER SINGS THE SONGS OF JODECI.
AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT."