Now this is an interesting one because normally I would go through another to find the really weird sub subreddits
But I do like five or six different sub reddits this one. I'm gonna dedicate to one
Florida man this one less she showed me my friend Ricky over e.t.c show
show And they must say one where they do this stuff quite a bit
But he said the Florida has this rule do not quote me on this it may be a little wrong
Florida has this rule that any weird thing that gets picked up by 911 phone calls is
Accessible to the public, but other states wherever something really weird happens
You kind of just let it out of the rug 'cause no one really needs to know
so because of that
beautiful beautiful stories have come out of Florida
Welcome to Florida man the way this is gonna work is each one has really really long titles
So we're not gonna read it we're just gonna jump straight into it. We're gonna find out from the art of the self
What the fuck happened with, Florida?
So I think moral this video is if you ever go to Florida if you live in, Florida
Don't be fuckin weird so people in the internet can laugh at you number
One is this clerk tells lottery winner his prize is only five dollars
She picked the wrong man to scam cop says oh
We got a video of this one a Fort Myers to mark clerk was arrested for allegedly
scamming a customer item wouldn't a winning lottery ticket for $600 Christelle was charged the
Grand theft okay
Explain why Baton 42 was caught because she scanned the wrong customer the man wasn't the customer he was an agent working
He was working for the lottery division
So wait so if I get this right hold on. Let's read this a little bit
Maybe you've won a few hundred bucks or more will the employee tell you or pocket the ticket when telling you're a loser this?
Happened a week in Fort Myers tour according to the Florida Lottery Commission a winn-dixie liquors employees accused of keeping
customer $600 winning tickets and only paying five bucks
Christa was charged with larceny grand
Larceny grand theft on Monday Baton 42 was caught because she scammed the wrong customer cops say the man wasn't a customer
He was an agent working undercover for the Florida Lottery Commission Security Division so basically what this guy's done is the person won
$600 the guy went ah the only one five bucks. He keeps ticket for himself
He cashes out, but it wasn't a customer because the customer came in with someone who worked for the lottery division that is fucking brilliant
Moral story is don't be a cunt anyway moving swiftly onwards man caused a hundred thousand dollars worth of damages to a liquor store
construction site, okay
What's the weird thing here around nine tense aspect month you Horace Jones use a forklift to damage the building under construction
Why the officers top chairs at gunpoint and were able to detain him Jones stated his name was Alice, Wonderland
And he was told to commit the offences by a hookah smoking
caterpillar
What are you on the suspect was on probation?
but now a shorter felt a grab felony grand theft used in motor vehicle a damaged property and other excess of
$100,000.00
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba motherfucker distort $100,000 worth of damage to a liquor store because and quote hookah smoking
Caterpillar told him to do so what are you on Alice Wonderland you do not look like Alice Wonderland. You look like a
Berk
Yes yourself, if a caterpillar ever tells you to do something
chances are the
Moral story here is if a caterpillar ever tells you to do something hey. It's a fucking
Caterpillar not just a caterpillar a hookah smoking counter
kollene Walker
: I'm gonna call you : because you're fucking stupid : Walker mom says it's too hot and squad car after a rat for a
legend leaving child and hot car oh
Fuck off a
Florida moisture is facing charges after police said she left the child in a hot car and then told police it was hot when she
Was put in the back of a police cruiser
report
Yes woman, you're gonna leave a baby in a hot car. Okay. Don't fucking do that cuz like leaving a dog in the car
They're going down real fast, then you get into a police cruiser and complain that it's too hot
Bitch, are you fucking serious? Please hit the boy appeared to be upset and sweating profusely. Yeah, of course
It's Florida as well as human beings hot as balls if you're gonna
Have a child take care of properly say everything as a dog
Hey
How do we just don't leave?
Living things in your car can up cuz it'll be a thing she had no way I would say that this is common tension
Oh, not to leave a living thing in a car, but welcome to 2018 when common sense itself is an urban myth
It's when you read through stories like this
It's like how the hell have you a much live this long with her common sense and be
to conceive a child
Okay, we don't want your bullshit
the gene pool fuck out of here the man arrested after
Explosive guns at school mushroom and more found in his home Ronald ray 24 arrested following
execution of servant warrant in the home where his parents lived in January of seventeen the County Sheriff's Office began child pornography
investigations, which trade because a suspect during the course of the investigation deputies established probable causes that in child pornography oh
Dear God a Wednesday night a sheriff's detective served a search warrant related to child pornography investigation while searching the home. They found several firearms
explosive and incendiary devices found in the closet inside strakes bedroom
holy shit including, but not limited to
ak-47 with sixty round clip 308 caliber rifle fifty caliber pistol 12-gauge shotgun handguns 15 knives
What are you planning on doing a facebook bite with protruding nails and a brass knuckles gunpowder?
2300 rounds of ammunition
Holy shit. This kid was fucking stacked. Thank god. This kid. Why should get found
Jesus I know this is a very political kind of topic - can I bring up
But what the fuck is going on with the amount of school shootings recently?
I'm not gonna touch space too much on it because I'm not a news channel or whatever like again
You can watch out for a quick laugh and whatnot but at the end of the day, it's happening far too fucking frequently
I'm not saying you know I'm not getting into the whole gun debate because conversations will be a shit show
School shootings are like becoming a fucking trend people should go to school and feel safe
Not worried people aren't they were giving fucking guns to teachers and whatnot that's not a good idea
Oh, I'm not gonna get into but it blows my mind
I don't get it let people live their lives if you get bullied at school whenever you leave high school
You're never gonna talk to any of them again
Just get through your 4 years and go and enjoy your life
Or seek therapy just oh my god anyway back to the funny shit. Ah man, just like
Wildness absolute wildness, oh here we go yeah
We got another yes
mo ja ja a scoob lakeland haxe Bank try steal seven billion dollars because
Jesus wanted him to there is something there's something wrong in the old from wrong in the old noggin there, buddy
Not because you believe in Jesus because you think that Jesus will want you to steal seven
billion fucking dollars Wow an unemployed of course lakeland man has a
guilty plea on
Charges he made seven billion dollars in fraudulent wire transfers because Jesus want them to be wealthy you know
I really don't think Jesus would want you to do that I feel like Jesus would want people that you know live a good life
All God's really just say go out there. Have a good life
Do the best you can do and be a good hard-working citizen of the world
That's what a lot of religion faced her. I know it's controversial topic
I'm not gonna get into just like the whole gun thing
I said earlier
But you know God's not gonna gon came down from above and said steal billions of dollars from hard-working citizens you unemployed
Fucktards like you know I thought starting this video. I'd be like hey. We only a quick laugh because people are fuckin stupid
It's just making me question humanity because this is only in Florida this shit
Bro happens in every state in every country across the world
It's just thanking cuz it gets covered up before it gets out there. This is wild
I will never give up woman stalked County doctor for more than 30 years. We'll talk about
Persistence though a South Florida woman is behind bars accused of stalking a doctor for 30 years thirty years
Not giving up Tamera Nichols was arrested for violating a restraining order to protect the doctor
Nichols has been arrested multiple times over three decades for showing up at the clinic and trying to call him
she was never a
Patient of his he calls her arrest a complete scam and says she will call him once she gets out of jail
Nichols is being held on a two million dollar bond. Why would you stalk a doctor for thirty years thirty fuck?
I'm only just 23 seven years longer my entire life longer than my entire life
You stalked a doctor who you don't even go to
Why what did the doctor do it's been a hostage situation?
I've been taken under to confront you to tell the truth that will happen
I've mastered immortality two others two very brave men yet immortality you know
Something about that face says you know that's not immortal
She's been dead for 30 years with that face
Honestly, maybe why like what is the purpose of this?
What are you trying to get from the doctor is this doctor the fucking most attractive person the earth is the doctor one of your?
Immortal bitches like these people exist in the wind the world you think you have problems at home
Oh, I know I think I have problems
And then you think then you see this you're like you know maybe I'm a lot more sane than I thought grumpy old, Florida
man unplugs bouncy house at Florida birthday party
Really how much of a grumpy fuck do you have to be?
to unplug
Right what a grumpy old prick you're annoyed that people are having fun at a kid's birthday party
So you go and unplug it and walk away. What a scum of a human being why do you exist?
Why?
Well yeah, I could have killed them, it's a hot day suffocated the kids, are you serious?
Florida man shoots himself in the leg to profess... *chuckles* look at that face
Looks like a walmart Drake. He shoots himself in the leg to profess love for ex-ex-girlfriend
Not even his girlfriend anymore. His girlfriend broke up in January after he cheated on her with another woman
Well that's your own fault. Since that time uh
The ex that he's been trying to get back even showing up at her, Florida City were placed begging and crying
nice
Classy man real classy. He said he's gonna shoot himself in the thigh to prove he loves her
And that he knew he can hit an artery and that he may bleed out after his comment the accent
He heard a gunshot and screaming. I needed a paramedic. Let's talk this through real quick your idea. It's like
I love you so much. I'm sorry for cheating on you. If you cheat on someone
Fuck you.
It's all I'm saying. If you don't want to be with someone break it off then and there
if you have even thoughts of being with someone else. Since being with Sammy.
I haven't even had a thought of being it with another woman. Like not even in the slightest.
If you ever have thoughts like that, just fucking break up with them.
But if your way of confessing love the songs like babe a watch it
I'm gonna fucking trigger-happy myself in the leg I might hit a nerve and kill myself like nothing says
I love you more than I know and Artie is in my leg. Let me shoot it and bleed out real quick
What are they gonna?
Do they're gonna shoot himself with a leg and the girlfriends could be like
I fucked up with you as I see you sprawled out in the ground bleeding out and screaming in pain
I knew you were the one. It's like a guy in an Xbox Live Lobby when a girl's there like Oh?
"Get your tits out." The woman's not gonna be like, "Oh my love,
I see you before me. You asked me to remove thine breasts for you
and I knew you were the one." Like fuck out of here.
You know I think I'm gonna leave it at that one this has been a really weird video normally
These are like hey why the fuck are you stapling bread to trees or putting arms on birds? This is just hey?
Florida do you need help you could do you need anybody to come help you out cuz
Jesus didn't fare all safe to probably like this is just everyone else just stick to under a rug so this has been
Florida man nobody guys have been doing so I'm not really a special, but it's just
Dedication to ye old, Florida man, they all sorts watching me
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