- Oh, no, that is so intense!
- This, ow, ow...
- Now, can I get some more milk, please?
- I think I need an ambulance.
(dramatic music)
- Hey, how's it going, everyone?
I'm Sean Evans, and this is "Hot Ones,"
the show with hot questions and even hotter wings.
And today, we're talking
to the 16 Myers-Briggs personalities.
- Oh, yeah, that, this one's really nice.
It's, uh, very mild.
- You just started off with the spiciest one.
- Maybe everyone's right.
Maybe I feel nothing.
- Oh, my gosh, I feel so bad
that you've gotta go through all of this with me.
Look, don't worry about it.
Don't torture yourself with these spicy wings.
- Really? - Yeah, I mean, come on.
You do this every week?
That's crazy.
- Okay.
- Yeah, I'll just suffer alone.
Just me, enduring the pain by myself
while all of you people watch.
That sounds really fair!
- But you just said- - Eh, it's okay.
I'm fine.
Laugh it up, Sean.
- Many have said that you are secretly sensitive.
- I'm gonna need the names and phone numbers
of everyone who told you that so I can set them straight.
- Careful around the eyes.
- Oh, it would've been nice for you to tell me that
before I started rubbing my eyes, Sean!
- Oh, no, that is so intense!
- Okay, we just started.
This is literally the mildest sauce.
- I'm out.
I'm out, Sean.
- This is basically ketchup.
- Nursing school did not prepare me for this.
I think I need an ambulance.
- If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
- I'd wish for unlimited wishes.
- I think that's against the rules.
- Says who?
- I mean, that's just a pretty standard wish rule.
- Okay, well, then, for my first wish,
I'd wish that there were no rules restricting wishes,
and then I would wish for unlimited wishes.
- You really know how to exploit the system.
(interviewee coughing)
- Oh, it's like the heat
has unlocked the full power of my brain.
- Tell us about your experience performing for a crowd
of 600 people at your eighth-grade talent show
at Apple Valley Middle School on April 25th, 2000.
- How do you even know about that?
- That's just my job.
I dig up weird stuff about people.
- Uh, yeah, I was so nervous,
I got up onstage and just projectile vomited
into the first two rows of the auditorium.
And to be honest with you,
you might get a repeat performance today.
- Okay, imagine this: an interview show much like this one,
except every round, you drink more and more caffeine
until the end, you're just drinking straight liquid caffeine
and your heart is going 140 beats per minute,
and your synapses are firing like gunshots in your brain!
- That sounds kinda dangerous.
Like, someone could actually die.
- It's called raising the stakes.
People have to tune in every week
to see if their favorite celebrities are gonna die or not.
- You seem to be very caffeinated right now.
- No, this is, like, baseline.
If I had some caffeine, the clothes would be coming off.
- Sean, what are you doing with your life?
- Uh, what?
- I mean, you ask celebrities questions.
You eat some spicy wings.
When are you gonna get a real job?
- I mean, this is a very successful show.
We get millions of views every week.
- Okay, well, whenever the bubble bursts
on your little YouTube show here, just send me an email.
I might be able to give you a job as my personal assistant.
No guarantees, I gotta see your resume first.
- Look, I just wanna skip to the spiciest one.
- I really recommend against you doing that.
- Don't try to box me in with your arbitrary limitations.
Okay, man?
You can't control me, bro.
- Okay, go for it.
- Thank you. (intense music begins)
This, ow, ow...
- Careful around the eyes! (intense music continues)
- I should've listened to you, bro.
- Yeah.
- Please make it stop. (panting)
(intense music stops) (interviewee groans)
- Capsaicin in the peppers
accidentally activates the VR1 receptors in the mouth,
which are really there to detect temperature,
which is what causes the boiling hot sensation
that both of us are experiencing right now.
- So does understanding the science
help you tolerate the pain?
- It does not.
- You have been quoted as saying
that you embarrass very easily.
What is your most embarrassing moment?
- There was a time I went on this interview show
and I had to eat really spicy wings
in front of a bunch of people.
- So right now. - Right now.
- You and me eating these wings together
and experiencing this intense pain
has been like a spiritual journey
that will elevate us to a higher plane of existence.
Like, I can feel my third eye opening, and before me,
I see an ever-expanding vista.
And I can feel my body preparing
to purge me of all impurities.
- This outfit was on point,
and I am sweating right through it.
- Yeah, you are really sweating there.
- I haven't sweat this much
since Instagram went down for six hours
and I had to be alone with my thoughts.
I almost went on Twitter.
That's how bad it got.
- Tell me about your 20-year plan
that you've had written out in a composition notebook
since you were 10 years old.
- How do you know about that?
- I do my research.
- Nobody is supposed to know about that, and I mean nobody.
- Uh, I'm getting a little scared here.
- You should be.
Now can I get some more milk, please?
- You have been known to dabble in poetry.
Can you distill your life down into a three-line haiku?
- Uh, pain.
Darkness.
Grief.
- Okay, that's the first line.
You got two more to go.
- Ah, I can't think of anything.
Why did you pick such a long poem?
- Careful around the eyes! - Aah!
- You are good at giving people advice
to help them through stressful situations,
so I've gotta ask you, what stresses you out?
- Uh, well, um, climate change.
So, you know, sort of like
how my body is unbearably warm right now.
And, uh, nuclear war.
Sort of like what's happening in my mouth right now.
But I think the most stressful thing
is when you're in line at the grocery store
and there's a bunch of people behind you
and you pay with cash,
and then the cashier gives you your change back
and puts the bills down first and then puts the coins on top
and then you've gotta, like,
somehow get the money in your pocket,
and everyone's waiting behind you,
and then you, like, drop your coins on the floor,
and then it's like, "Look, I'm just leaving it.
It's, like, 30 cents, whatever.
Someone else can get it.
I don't need it, I just gotta get out of here right now."
The more stressful thing by far.
- Hey, thanks for watching.
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