LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT GUESTS
CREATED "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW" AND "HOT PACKAGE" ON ADULT SWIM.
THEIR NEW SHOW IS "MOSTLY 4 MILLENNIALS."
PLEASE WELCOME ERIC ANDRE AND DERRICK BECKLES!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> TOO MUCH?
>> Stephen: NOT ENOUGH.
TOO MUCH?
>> Stephen: NOT ENOUGH.
ONE MORE TIME!
>> Stephen: ERIC, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
DERRICK, GOOD TO MEET YOU THE FIRST TIME.
>> THANK YOU, IT'S AN HONOR.
>> Stephen: PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU.
>> WE THOUGHT WE WOULD COME OUT AND TAKE THAT BAR AND GO,
RRRRRRR!
>> YOU'RE DOING SMART, HIGHBROW STUFF, ALL FART JOKES FROM NOW
ON.
>> Stephen: I WILL NOT BE CALLED SMART BY ERIC ANDRE.
( LAUGHTER ) I'VE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE.
HOW DI DID YOU TWO GET TOGETHER?
>> HE WRITES ON "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW."
HE'S THE FUNNIEST WRITER.
>> Stephen: DO THE OTHER WRITESSER KNOW THIS?
>> ALL OUR WRITERS ARE SPECIAL.
WE'RE IN NEGOTIATIONS FOR THE SMARTEST WRITER.
>> Stephen: YOU GOT FUNNIEST.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A NEW SHOW TOGETHER CALLED "MOSTLY 4
MILLENNIALS."
>> YES.
>> Stephen: WHAT HAPPENS?
IT'S BASICALLY, LIKE, TRL OR ONE OF THESE, LIKE, TEEN SHOWS
BUT WE PANDER TO MILLENNIALS.
>> Stephen: YOU PANDER TO MILLENNIALS?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU TWO MILLENNIALS?
>> YEAH, EVERYBODY IS A MILLENNIAL.
IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
WE'VE UNIN YOUR AUDIENCE IS A MILLENNIAL.
>> CONGRATULATIONS!
LOOK UNDER YOUR SEATS, EVERYONE.
>> YEAH, YOU'RE MILLENNIAL, WHY NOT?
>> Stephen: BECAUSE I'M 54.
( LAUGHTER ) THAT WOULD BE ONE REASON WHY.
I'M THE LAST YEAR OF THE BABY BOOMERS.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: I'M AT WAR WITH MYSELF BECAUSE BABY BOOMERS ARE
ALWAYS BLAMING MILLENNIALS FOR THINGS.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>> 21.
( LAUGHTER ) 69.
AM I RIGHT?
>> YEAH!
WE JUST BURIED THE BAR.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP OF ONE OF YOUR FIELD SHOOTS.
ROLL THE CLIP!
>> THE EARTH, YOU EVER HEARD OF IT?!
SAVE IT!
>> YOU PIECE OF ( BLEEP ).
TELL THE ( BLEEP ) TRUTH.
( BLEEP ).
>> YOU ( BLEEP )!
THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S ABOUT!
YOU ( BLEEP )!
( SIREN ) >> YOU GUYS PROBABLY COULD HAVE
NOT DONE THIS.
>> Stephen: YOU GUYS COULD HAVE NOT DOPE THAT.
( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION
AND I WANT YOU TO BE HONEST.
YOU REALLY DID THAT IN PUBLIC AND PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS
GOING ON.
>> CORRECT.
>> Stephen: AND WERE THOSE REAL COPS WHO SHOWED UP IN.
>> THEY WERE 100% BONA FIDE YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE
THIS YOU'RE UNDER ARREST POLICE.
>> Stephen: AND WERE YOU ARRESTED?
>> YES.
I WAS ARRESTED.
OUR PRODUCER WAS ARRESTED.
>> Stephen: WERE YOU ARRESTED?
NO, I WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
I WAS MILES AWAY.
>> HE HAD THE SENSE TO NOT BE THERE AT ALL.
>> Stephen: SO DID YOU GO TO JAIL?
>> WELL, OUR PRODUCER WENT TO JAIL, AND --
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT PRODUCERS ARE FOR.
>> YEAH.
( LAUGHTER ) >> ARREST THAT MAN!
YEAH.
>> Stephen: HOW DID YOU NOT GO TO JAIL?
YOU WERE THE ONE IN THE FIGHT.
>> WELL, THEY PUT HANDCUFFS ON ME AND STARTED TO EXPLAIN TO ME
I WAS UNDER ARREST.
THEN THE PRODUCER CAME OUT AND STARTED TO EXPLAIN WE'RE DOING A
HIDDEN CAMERA THING AND THE COPS DIDN'T QUITE ENJOY THAT
EXPLANATION.
THEY WERE JUST, LIKE, WELL NOW WE'RE, LIKE, ON COP BLOOPERS?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU MAKING US DO?
AND THEN AS THEY WERE BEING DISCOMBOB YOBOB YOU LATED WITH P
TALKING, THEY SLOWLY UNDID MY HANDCUFFS AND THE SECURITY GUARD
CAME OUT AND SAID, JUST WALK AWAY, BROTHER, JUST WALK AWAY --
( LAUGHTER ) >> SO I'M ON THE LAM, DADDYO
MILLENNIAL TIME!
>> Stephen: SO NICE TO MEET YOU!
NICE TO SEE YOU!
THEIR NEW SHOW PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY ON ADULT SWIM.
ERIC ANDRE AND DERRICK BECKLES, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ.