- We're going to drink some alcohol, John.
- Are we?
- We're going to drink some alcohol.
- Is it? Deadly, all right, let's go!
(Paddy whoops)
Francine, cancel my 3 o'clock, I'm not coming home.
(upbeat music)
- Drink alcohol!
- Yep.
- Yay!
- Same thing every day.
- Ooh! - Ooh!
- Up the Yanks.
- I'm a lightweight, so let's get it going.
- So, it's called 'Banana Skin',
and it's basically banana skin.
And you'd be like "Yeah, it tastes like ass."
(upbeat music)
- Brooklyn large.
- Larger.
- This is actually my favorite beer.
- Really?
(John snapping) (both humming)
- It's not like larger and medium, this is lager.
- It's green.
- When I think craft grade though,
I just think of a glass bottle. I don't know why.
- Craft beers are very heady.
- Please be sweet.
Cause I would like sweet. - You want a nice sweet beer?
- Yeah. - Okay.
Do you want to give that an open?
- Oh yeah.
Like a night after drinking,
that's what your toilet bowl is going to look like.
- My pleasure.
- Oh, that sound.
- Do you know what? - What?
- It smells like a nice beer.
- It does.
- There's no perfume flavors.
It doesn't smell like potpourri like most of them.
- Some beers are like, I'll rate out of five stars,
this is literally like fifty.
Nothing but stars.
- Tastes like beer.
(John coughs)
- It's very gassy.
- Bit sour.
- Do you drink a lot of beer?
- No.
- Yeah, going by your face,
I don't think you've ever had beer before at all.
- Ten out of ten. Love this stuff.
- It actually is better than I expected.
- It's very bitter on the back of the tongue, isn't it?
- It is, yeah.
I'd still skull nine of them.
(upbeat music)
- Straight off the bat, I'm pleasantly surprised.
- Nevada! - Sierra, Nevada.
- Boom!
- I've had Sierra Nevada before,
but I've never had this one.
- 6.7! - 6.7.
- 6.7. - Blow the head off!
- Yeah, lovely. - No wonder
they call it a torpedo.
- I'm getting hints of, uh, beer.
(both laughing)
- It smells like juice.
Like juice you get, like tropical juice.
- It does actually. - There you go!
See! - No, it does.
- Slainte. - Slainte.
- That's a lot. The last-
(Eadaoin laughing)
- It's all right.
- It is a bit like lemonade.
- Yeah.
- Strong alcoholic lemonade.
- Shit. Sorry.
- You can swear.
- I could see myself sitting on a green drinking this.
- No, the aromas make it better,
cause you smell it and you're like, ooh fruit,
and then you don't even notice
that it tastes like shit in your mouth.
It's fruity. It's a fruity hoppy taste.
- They were not lying.
- It's a scam.
- It is also a scam.
- Smells amazing. Tastes horrible.
- I mean...
- You know when kids like mash up flowers and water,
and it's like, hey, I made some perfume for you.
It's a bit like someone poured that into a beer.
- And just pissed in it.
(upbeat music)
- It's a fish!
- What?
- There's a fish on it!
- Oh, it is, yeah, it is.
- Is this a catfish?
- Is this made out of any sort of fish?
- Ballast point.
- I read that as ball bag point.
- Grapefruit sculpin.
So you're again going to get a little bit of a fruit flavor,
your favorite thing.
- This sounds like Dublin slang.
- Yeah.
Do you have a good night last night,
ah yeah man, went to coppers,
did a bit of sculpin around about, you know mate?
- Didn't explain why there's a fish.
- Yeah, I'm not, I'm not understanding the fish.
(metal clinks)
- No nails.
- What is grapefruit?
- Okay.
- Like, no, no, is it that one that has them small ones?
- You'll be sculpin that tonight now.
(can clicks) (John sighs)
- You know what I'm talking about, right?
Them small, that's like red, and green,
and you take them from-
- Peppers?
- No!
- Oh yeah, you want to see this, eh? Check that out!
- There we go, there we go!
- Small, tiny, just-
- [Cameraman] Grapes?
- Grapes, yes! Is that grapefruits?
- [Cameraman] No, it's, uh-
- It's related to grapefruits.
(Eadaoin coughing) (Ryan laughing)
- Oh, heavens no.
(Eadaoin laughing)
- Do not like that.
- Why do you do this to us?
- That is shocking, man.
- I'm still drinking it though.
(John mumbling)
- It's got a...
- It's very strong.
It's very strong texture.
- That did three different things to me,
and I'm not sure what. - Yeah, yeah!
You taste it, and you're like, oh!
Then you go uh, - Then you go uh,
Then you go ooh. - Then you go mm.
- I think it's, do you see the face on that fish?
That's exactly the face you make when you drink this.
(Emmanuel retches)
(upbeat music)
- Now, now, say this word.
- Stew.
- Stew. Not Stew.
- Loving it.
- Pink vapor stew?
- Means nice, right?
- Look what's written on the top of this, right?
- Why would it just have moral panic written on your beer?
- Moral panic!
That's exactly what you don't want
to read when you're locked.
- So this is a sour ale, Emman.
- Oh man.
(cans clicking)
- Oh my God, it's pink!
(both cheering)
- It's pink!
- Ahh!
- I don't know.
- Maybe it's a nickname of the guy who made it,
like maybe he was called Stuart or whatever, like.
- Ooh, that is a sharp taste compared to the rest of them.
They're really doing something different.
- Ha ho, lord!
- Ooh!
- Well, it looks like you just-
- I like it!
- Okay.
- It tastes like someone put a Juicy Drop Pop in beer.
- This one actually tastes like what it's supposed to be.
- It does, it's very sour.
- But you seem happy.
- This is much better.
- It tastes like really sour instant soda,
it doesn't taste like a beer to me at all.
- You'd wanna drink one or two of these
before you do the Thriller dance.
- Four for the first one?
Okay, the first one gets an up because the rest of the two
was trash. - So bad, okay.
- And this one gets the same as the first one.
- All right, so at home,
if you could sort out the maths of that
and send it along, that would be great.
- Yeah, cause I can't do maths.
- They are strong as A F.
- Strong as A F.
- So the conclusion today is that
you prefer beer that tastes like beer.
And I prefer beer that tastes like fruit.
- Make it soury.
- Make all of your beers soury.
- I like craft beer now, changed my mind.
- It's good, but now- - Thanks America.
- I just won't stop burping.
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