>> James: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE
SHOW, SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY ON
TONIGHT'S SHOW, WE'LL BE JOINED BY INCREDIBLE STANLEY TUCCI, A
PERFORMANCE FROM PENTATONIX, BE AROUND FOR THAT.
I AM SO EXCITED TO TALK TO STANLEY TUCCI, HOW MUCH DO WE
LOVE THE TUCC ON THIS SHOW, YEAH, FULL ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: FULL ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE TUCC.
>> Reggie: MAX SMOOCH TO THE TUCC.
>> James: SMOOCH TO THE TUCC.
I THINK HE SHOULD PUT OUT HIS OWN RANGE OF KOMBUCHA CALLED
KOMTUCCI.
>> STANLEY TUCCI COME BUTCHI.
>> James: THERE IT IS, TUCCI KOMBUCCI.
I THINK PEOPLE WOULD BUY THAT.
>> THEY DEFINITELY WOULD.
THERE IS NO DOUBT.
>> James: I WONDER IF HE IS THINKING ABOUT IT.
>> PUT A LITTLE ALCOHOL IN THERE, SOME HOOTCH TUCCI
KOMBUCCI.
>> James: I SAID IT ONCE, I SAID IT AGAIN, YOU ARE AN
ADVERTISERS DREAM, YOU REALLY ARE.
>> MY TALENTED ARE WASTED HERE.
>> James: THEY ARE.
YOU SHOULD JUST BE IN BRAND MANAGEMENT.
THAT'S ALL YOU SHOULD BE DOING.
>> JUST WHERE SUITS WITH NO SOCKSK WALK INTO A ROOM, SAY
HOOCHI TUCCICOMBUCCI AND OUT.
>> James: YOU GO IN, AND YOU JUST PARTNER, BRANDS WITH
CELEBRITIES, AND JUST COME UP WITH SOMETHING INCREDIBLE.
>> JUST KEN JEONG, DELTA, YOU PIG IT OUT, AND LEAVE.
>> James: LOVE THIS SHIRT.
>> THANK YOU.
IT'S ANOTHER EXPERIMENT IN WHAT-- .
>> James: IT'S WORKING, BUDDY, IT REALLY IS.
>> I TRY TO GO, LIKE WHAT MY STANLEY TUCCI WEAR.
>> James: DEFINITELY NOT THAT BUT CARRY ON.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> James: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.
YOU LOSE A BIT OF WEIGHT AND SUDDENLY ARE YOU PUTTING
YOURSELF IN A TUCCI BRACKET?
HE IS BLOCK COLORS ONLY AM I DN THINK HE GETS INVOLVED IN THAT
SORT OF PRINT.
MAYBE ON AN INLAY BUT NOT AN AN-- I'M NOT PUTTING MYSELF IN
THE TUCCI, PLEASE DON'T THINK THAT.
>> YOU SHOOT FOR THE MOON AND EVEN IF YOU MISS YOU LAND AMONG
THE STARS, YOU KNOW?
>> Reggie: THAT'S NOT TRUE.
>> James: THAT'S NOT TRUE.
(LAUGHTER) THAT'S NOT TRUE.
THAT'S NOT TRUE, OH MY GOD, TIM, THAT IS THE MOST HONEST THING
ANYONE HAS EVER SAID ON THIS NETWORK.
NOBODY IS SPEAKING WITH THAT LEVEL OF HONESTY ANYWHERE.
SHOOT FOR THE MOON, YOU WILL END UP IN THE STARS, THAT IS NOT
TRUE.
YEAH.
YOU SAID IT, YOU GET IT.
(APPLAUSE) THAT'S IT.
IT'S TAKEN 892 SHOWS FOR THAT PEARL OF WISDOM.
HE WILL NOW SLEEP FOR THE NEXT YEAR AND BRING BACK ANOTHER
PEARL OF WISDOM.
>> HOPPEDDED UP.
WHO SAW THAT COMING.
SO REGGIE-- ABSOLUTELY FIRING OUT OF THE BLOCK, THE ONLY THING
THAT COULD REMOVE IS FIREBALL OF ENERGY WE'VE KREATED IS IF WE
MOVE TO THE HEADLINES.
>> Reggie: THAT IS TRUE.
>> James: THERE IS GENUINELY BIG NEWS, ON THE VACCINE THE FDA
APPROVED A THIRD VACCINE, THIS TIME THE SINGLE DOSE VERSION
FROM JOHNSON & JOHNSON.
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
NOW THERE ARE THREE VACCINES, NONE OF US CAN GET.
HERE'S AN ADDED PERK, THIS IS JOHNSON & JOHNSON, IT DOESN'T
STING IF THE VACCINE GETS IN YOUR EYES.
AND AUDIBLE OH NICE FROM HAGA, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
DID YOU HEAR THAT, I DON'T THINK I EVER HEARD THAT.
BAND ARE ON FIRE TONIGHT!
THIS IS GREAT NEWS UNLIKE THE PREVIOUS TWO VACCINE THIS ONE
ONLY REQUIRES ONE SHOT.
IF IT HELPS, THE WAY I REMEMBER IT IS PFIZER, MODERNA YOU HAVE
TO RETURNA JOHNSON & JOHNSON ONE POKE AND YOUR AWESOME.
THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT.
IT ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE, A LITTLE-- YOU KNOW, IF YOU ARE
THINKING WHICH ONE DID I HAVE, JUST REMEMBER THAT, THAT IS THE
WAY TO DO IT.
AND THERE IS ANOTHER REASON TO BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE VACCINE
LOGJAM BREAKING SOON, WHILE SPEAKING TO LAWMAKERS YESTERDAY
PFIZER AND MODERNA SAY THEY HAVE NOW STREAM LINED THE
MANUFACTURING PROCESS TO 140 MILLION DOSES WILL BE COMING IN
THE NEXT FIVE WEEKS.
140 MILLION SHOTS IN FIVE WEEKS.
THOSE ARE STEVE NUMBERS.
IS IT-- WE ARE SO CLOSE, GUYS, TO BE LIKE BACK IN RESTAURANTS.
I CAN ALMOST FEEL MYSELF, I CAN ALREADY FEEL IT, I CAN FEEL
MYSELF PRETENDING THAT I ONLY WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE
DESSERT MENU.
A COUPLE OF ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO TELL YOU
ABOUT.
THE ADMINISTRATION IS NOW TALKING ABOUT MAILING OUT
MILLIONS OF COVID MASKS TO INDIVIDUALS SOON, LOOK AT THAT.
GETTING MASKS OUT, IN THE POST TO MILLIONS OF AMERICANS 11
MONTHS INTO THE PANDEMIC.
(LAUGHTER) MASKS SENT TO EVERYONE IN THE
MAIL WHICH MEANS ALL OF THE MASKS WILL PROBABLY LOOK LEAK
THIS.
THE WHITE HOUSE ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN AND FIRST
LADY JILL BIDEN WILL BE TRAVELING TO TEXAS ON FRIDAY TO
REVIEW RECOVERY EFFORTS AFTER THE HISTORIC WINTER STORM DOWN
THERE.
BIDEN PREVIOUSLY SAID HE DID NOT WANT TO BE A DISTRACTION BY
VISITING TEXAS.
THIS MAKES SENSE.
LAST WEEK WAS VERY MUCH HEAD CRUZ'S TIME TO SHINE.
THE BIDENS ARE VISITING TEN DAYS AFTER THE STORM, BIDEN SAID HE
WOULD HAVE GONE TO TEXAS SOONER BUT HE NEEDED TO FIND JUST THE
RIGHT HAT.
IS THIS THE NEXT THING WE'RE GOING TO-- TO PULL IT OFF, FULL
COWBOY.
>> MAYBE.
I DON'T THINK I COULD GO FULL COWBOY BUT IF I PUT A BOLO TIE
ON.
>> James: THERE'S THE BOLO, OH, LOOK.
>> Reggie: HUH.
>> I DON'T KNOW, I LOOK LIKE I JUST GOT SUED FOR GIVING A BUNCH
OF PEOPLE SAL MONDAY ELLA AT MY BARBECUE RESTAURANT.
>> James: I THINK YOU COULD TRY IT, YOU NO WHAT I CAN'T DO?
COWBOY BOOTS.
>> Reggie: THE BOOTS OF COW DO IS.
>> James: NO, I CAN'T DO IT, I FEEL LIKE SHOULDN'T SHOES BE
EASIER TO PUT ON THAN THAT.
WHO'S GOT THE TIME, ON AND OFF.
>> I THINK YOU JUST KIND, IT IS CALLED A COMMITMENT FOOT WEAR.
>> James: YEAH.
>> >> Reggie: YOU PULL THEM ON T
IS A LOT OF TROUBLE AND IT BASICALLY SAYS YOU AREN'T COMING
OFF UNTIL 7 OR 8.
>> James: I KNOW BUT I CAN'T MAJT.
I FEEL LIKE I AM NOT IN MY-- ENOUGH, WITHOUT ME
HAVING-- WITHOUT US GETTING HOME AND ME GOING SORRY, BABE, CAN
YOU, CAN YOU-- PULL IT!
PULL-- DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, PULL IT!
I CAN'T-- I'M ALREADY ENOUGH OF AN ANNOYANCE IN HER LIFE WITHOUT
THE DRIVE HOME HER JUST THINKING OH, GOD, NOW I AM GOING TO HAVE
TO WATCH HIM FLAILING AROUND ON HIS BACK, A SORT OF INEBRIATED
PIRM AS I PULL ON HIS HEEL, THIS NEW STUDY, WORKING OUT FOR JUST
TWO AND A HALF HOURS A WEEK CAN DRAMICALLY REDUCE YOUR RISK OF
MIGRAINE HEADACHES.
OR JUST LIE DOWN IN A DARK ROOM FOR TA AND A HALF HOURS, THAT
WILL DO IT, BUT IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
TYPES OF EXERCISE, THAT QUALIFY INCLUDED JOGGING, PLAYING A
PORT, BICYCLING AND EVEN HEAVY CLEANING.
HEAVY CLEANING.
I LIKE HOW THEY SLIP THAT IN, LIKE THEY PUT ONE EVEN WORSE
OPTION AT THE END TO MAKE JOGGING NOT SOUND AS BAD.
SO YOU WANT TO TRY THAT, TRY THAT WITH THE PERSON YOU LIVE
WITH.
NEXT TIME THE PERSON YOU LIVE WITH GOES OH MY GOD, I'VE GOT
THE WORST HEADACHE, JUST GO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, SCRUB
THE BATHROOM.
>> SOME SCIENTIFIC NEWS FOR YOU, A NEW STUDY SAYS THAT TALKING ON
THE PHONE FOR JUST TEN MINUTES CAN MAKE YOU FEEL UP TO 20% LESS
LONELY, AND IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, A HALF AN HOUR LATER DOMINOES
WILL BRING YOU A PIZZA.
NOW YOU FEEL LESS LONELY, THAT IS OF COURSE ONCE YOU GET OVER
THE INITIAL RAISE YOU FEEL WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU ON THE PHONE,
10 MINUTES ON THE PHONE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LESS LONELY, IF YOU
HAPPEN TO BE ON THE PHONE WITH PIE DAD IT CAN MAKE YOU FEEL A
LOT MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT THE WEATHERING IN BUCKINGHAMSHIRE.
THIS IS TRUE THOUGH, THE RESEARCHERS SAY LONELINESS DE
CREASES EVEN MORE IF YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF THE CONVERSATION.
DO YOU AGREE WITH THAT, IAN?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: I FEEL GREAT, I DON'T FEEL LONELY AT ALL.
AND WE WANTED TO TELL BUT THIS.
AN 81IER OLD WOMAN IN GERMANY HAS BECOME A FITNESS STAR ON
TIKTOK.
SHE REGULARLY POSTS WORKOUT VIDEOS AND AMAZED AROUND 125,000
FOLLOWERS AND REALLY IMPRESSED ALL OF US WITH THIS VIDEO.
IT'S VERY CUTE.
IT'S VERY CUTE BUT MI LEGALLY REQUIRED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU
HAVE COMMITTED COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT AND A TEAM OF
LAWYERS FROM CBS WILL BE CONTACTING YOU SHORTLY.
MY TAKEAWAY FROM THAT VIDEO IS AN 81 YEAR OLD GERMAN WOMAN IS
NOT ONLY IN BETTER SHAPE THAN I AM SHE IS ALSO WAY BETTER AT
TIKTOK.
FROM WHAT I CAN WORK OUT, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT TIKTOK, IN
ORDER TO BE A TIKTOK STAR YOU EITHER HAVE GOT TO BE 16 OR 81.
THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN.
THERE IS NOTHING IN BETWEEN.
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A 42 YEAR OLD LIP SYNCING TO DOJA CAT.
IS ADAM HERE, THERE HE S YOU ARE BIG ON TIKTOK.
HOW DO WE, WHAT IS THE VIBE ON TIKTOK, MAN.
>> I THINK WE CAN MAKE YOU A STAR.
>> James: I'M ALL RIGHT.
>> NO, IT'S, YEAH, I MEAN IT IS ALL RANDOM.
MY BROTHER STARTED TIKTOK LAST WEEK, 25,000 FOLLOWERS, ONE
VIDEO.
>> James: WHAT DID HE DO.
>> PUT A VIDEO UP OF HIS DOG.
I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN HE HAS ACCOMPLISHED MORE ON THE
PLATFORM THAN I HAVE WORKING FOR YOU IN SIX YEARS, SO.
>> James: HOW MANY FOLLOWERS HAVE WE GOT ON TIKTOK?
>> WE HAVE 4.5 MILLION.
WE GOT SIZZLE THERE, BABY.
>> James: WE'VE GOT SOME-- WE'VE GOT SIZZLE THERE,
BABY.
AND FINALLY, WE WANT TO TELL BUT THIS, THE UNITED STATES POSTAL
SERVICE JUST UNVEILED THE DESIGN OF ITS NEW MAIL TRUCK EXPECTED
TO HIT THE ROAD IN 2023 AND IT WAS INSTANTLY MOCKED ONLINE.
HERE IT IS HERE.
THAT IS THE TRUCK.
DO YOU NOT LIKE THIS?
>> IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A DUCKBILLED TRUCK.
>> James: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT, I SAW IT, I STARTED
FEELING SORRY FOR THE TRUCK.
LOOK AT THE TRUCK, AS IF SOMEONE JUST SPENT THE BEST YEARS OF
THEIR LIFE TRYING ON A LIMITED-- TRAYING TO DESIGN A
TRUCK AND THEN SOME 18 YEAR OLD ON THE INTERNET, THIS TRUCK
[BLEEP] SUCK, BRO.
IS THAT WHAT ST, TRYING TO GET A TRUCK CANCELLED?
BECAUSE THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE HAS HAS ALL THAT MONEY TO REDO
ANOTHER TRUCK.
IS THAT WHERE WE ARE AT.
I THINK IT IS A BEAUTIFUL TRUCK.
I DON'T THINK THE TRUCK NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED, DO YOU?
>> NO, IT HAS THE KIND OF ENERGY LIKE IT JUST SAW A PICTURE OF
ALL OF ITS FRIENDS AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY WITHOUT IT.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: IT REALLY DOES.
IT REALLY DOES.
>> I FEEL BAD FOR THE TRUCK, YOU KNOW, THERE IS NOTHING WRNG
WITH IT.
>> James: LOOK AT IT AGAIN, I THINK THAT TRUCK IS HOT, I THINK
IT IS IS A HOT TRUCK.
IF YOU ASK ME, THAT TRUCK LOOKS MORE LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE THAN
YOU THINK.
(LAUGHTER) I DON'T KNOW WHY IT DOES BUT IT
DOES.
IT'S A HOT TRUCK.