- [Little Apple] Yo, yo, yo, Little Apple, back
at the house once again, that's right.
We're gonna play some "Try Harder".
All right, so, looks like we tap to jump,
hold down to jump higher
and right into the (mumbles)
Okay, gotta get this down.
Okay, jumping. Yay!
Made one. What happened?
Did I get struck by lightening?
Wow, what's happened?
This is try harder.
Ugh, it's happening really fast.
It's happening really fast.
Okay, tap to make small jumps.
♫ Try harder
- [Little Apple] Try harder, okay, that was
not annoying at all.
Okay, what happens when I have this?
Oh, I get to double jump.
Apparently, I get to do double jumps,
right into the side of cliffs.
This is almost literally, the worst song.
♫ Try harder
- [Little Apple] Are you gonna do that every single time?
Try harder, oh my goodness gracious.
♫ Try harder
- Ugh, that's gonna get real annoying.
Son of a monkeys!
Supercalifragilistic monkey in my...
Okay, double jump, right there.
Yes, got that one...
Okay, now I got the double jump.
Bang, bang, bam, boom.
There you go, that's how you do it.
Okay, what's this?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, I see.
There's a bunch of different power ups you can get.
Oh, I get it.
The different power ups can let you do different stuff.
That's pretty cool.
No! Don't say it.
Don't say it.
♫ Try harder
- [Little Apple] That's so annoying. Try harder!
Okay, it's okay. No!
♫ Try harder
- [Little Apple] Stuff it in your socks, bro!
Okay, I could do this.
Spikes do not kill you when you are invulnerable.
Okay, that's good to know.
Oh yeah, I'm on a streak. I'm on a streak.
Right to the ground, got that.
Oh, come on, you can't run into the side of...
♫ Try harder
- [Little Apple] You try harder!
You try harder!
I will end you!
This is a very difficult game
and it's making me slightly frustrated.
Oh yeah, did you see that action?
Jumping right off a cliff and diving like a monkey.
It was cool. That was cool.
Okay, got that one, got that one.
Oh yeah, I'm on a roll now.
I am trying so hard.
Ugh, who put spikes there.
♫ Try harder
- [Little Apple] You try harder!
Brilliant, frustrated and it tells you to try harder
every time you've beaten a level or you get killed,
it's like, come on man, that's what I'm doing.
What do you think?
It's one of those things...
I'm trying, I'm trying.
Oh, no!
♫ Try harder
- [Little Apple] Okay, stop it.
Okay, just breathe, Little Apple.
Just breathe, just breathe.
(mumbles)
♫ Try harder
- [Little Apple] Try harder (screams)
I'm trying very hard.
I'm trying very hard not to throw my phone into the wall,
because that's exactly where
I want to put my phone, right now.
I want to break it into a thousand pieces!
Okay, it's okay.
Yeah, I'm kicking some butt.
Oh yeah, okay!
Now, we're doing good.
That's it, you just gotta get in one of those grooves.
No! Not into the mud puddles.
♫ Try harder
- [Little Apple] Try harder!
Okay, okay, I just gotta string together a bunch of jumps
and not go to the walls, not crush myself,
not go into the mud, because apparently,
you can't play in the mud in this game.
Here it comes.
♫ Try harder
- [Little Apple] Try harder!
I am going to resist all temptations
of throwing my phone into the wall!
Oh my goodness, don't even say it.
Don't say it, okay, I'm okay.
So, how are you guys, doing today?
What's your...
I gotta ask you a question.
Oh, I thought I could make it!
I thought I could make it!
♫ Try harder
- [Little Apple] Oh, I'm gonna shove a dirty sock
in your mouth and you're not gonna like it.
Why are there spikes everywhere?
It's making me angry.
Okay, settle down, Little Apple, it's okay.
It's okay, Little Apple.
You're gonna make it.
What are you guys... (screams)
So what's the game that frustrates you the most?
What game...
Oh my, son of a pee-knuckle
What's the game that you played in your life,
that you...
Sweet and sauerkraut pig nipples!
Okay, and don't you tell me to try harder.
I will end you!
I will end you! (screams)
it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay!
Not gonna get angry.
So what's the game that you guys have played?
What is the worst game you've every played in your life?
Like, what's one game that'll make you so frustrated,
that you will actually throw your phone or controller
or whatever, into the wall, that you just can't handle?
Okay, wow, I am on a roll.
I am on a roll!
This is what I'm talking about!
See, see? This is how you play "Try Harder".
This is how you beat the game, yo.
This is how you...
Oh man, I am on a roll.
(explosions and screams)
- [Woman] What is going on in here?
- [Little Apple] This is the worst game
I've ever played in the entire world.
(explosions and screams)
- [Woman] What are you doing?
(screams)
- [Little Apple] Monkey on the bus goes, drive...
Oh no, monkey still hasn't perfected the art of driving.
Okay, who wants to play a game of monkey punch?
You do? Okay.
Monkey punch. How about you?
Monkey punch, super super, monkey punch.
Sir, can I interest you in a monkey punch?