>> Larry: SO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS THE TOM BRADY
THING BECAUSE EVERYBODY HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT.
HE WAS PUNISHED, FIRST OF ALL, HE DID IT.
THERE IS NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT.
EVERYBODY AGREES ABOUT THAT, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> NO.
>> YOU'RE NOT LIKE A -- >> YES, YES.
>> PERSONALLY DID IT?
>> HE KNEW ABOUT IT, HE ORDERED IT.
>> HE CALLED THE GUY, THE DEFLATOR, SO YES, HE KNEW.
>> EXACTLY.
>> THEY'RE COMPLETELY THROWN UNDER THE BUS WHO DID
THE DEFLATING.
>> THE 35-YEAR-OLD BALL BOY, IS THAT RIGHT?
>> 35-YEAR-OLD BALL BOY.
HE IS 35 YEARS OLD, IF YOU ARE I BALL BOY AT 35 --
>> WHAT AM I GOING TO DO YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN BALL
BOYING FOR 35 YEARS.
>> IF YOU GIVE THE BALLS TO ANOTHER TEAM THEY'RE GOING
TO-- THIS IS SO DUMB IT IS SO OVERDONE IT'S RIDICULOUS
>> Larry: SO WHAT IS WORSE ABOUT THIS, CHEATING OR
LYING?
WHAT ARE WE MORE MAD AT.
>> LYING ABOUT CHEATING I THINK IS WORSE.
>> YES.
>> YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD AT LYING IF YOU WANT TO CHEAT.
>> WE LEARNED THAT WATCHING BILL CLINTON, RIGHT.
IF ARE YOU GOING TO CHEAT, CHEAT.
BUT THEN THE TELL TRUTH ONCE YOU GET BUSTED BUT IF YOU
CHEAT AND YOU LIE ABOUT THE CHEATING, THEN YOU GOT TO
DEAL WITH THE BLUE DRESS AND KEN STARR REPORT.
>> I LOVE THAT CLINTON THOUGHT HE HAD A GOOD LIE.
>> HE DID. >> IT DEPENDS WHAT "IS" IS
>> AM I RIGHT, LADIES?
>> AND EVERYBODY WAS LIKE NO.
N-O.
>> MORE MAD AT HIM FOR CHEATING OR LYING.
>> I THINK HE WAS DOING A SERVICE BECAUSE WITH ALL THE
CONCUSSIONS YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HIT IN THE HEAD
WITH A HARD OVERINFLATED BALL.
YOU WANT IT SOFT BALL TO HIT.
I THINK HE'S DOING A SERVICE.
>> Larry: DOING A SERVICE FOR ALL NFL PLAYERS BY DOING
THIS.
>> BUT HE'S ONLY BEING FINED WHAT $2 MILLION THAT IS
ABOUT-- .
>> Larry: MIGHT ONLY BE $1 MILLION.
>> GISELE WILL PICK UP THE TAB.
>> YEAH, I MEAN, HE GETS PAID $2 MILLION TO PUT ON
HEELS, IF HE NEVER WORKS AGAIN, CAN BE A STAY AT HOME
DAD AND BE KILLING.
>> Larry: I HAVE TO STAY HOME WITH MY MODEL WIFE.
>> MY HOT MODEL WIVE.
>> MAYBE IF WE WERE TO BEAT THE BALLS IN AN ELEVATOR
SECURITY CAM THEN HIS-- IT WOULD BE-- HE WOULDN'T BE
SUSPENDED FOR AS MANY GAMES.
>> HE GOT TWICE THE SUSPENSION OF RAY RICE.
>> I STILL DON'T THINK THAT IS THE ENOUGH.
I'M NOT THE BIGGEST FOOTBALL FAN IN THE WORLD.
I WILL ADMIT THAT.
>> Larry: YOU DON'T THINK FOUR GAMES IS ENOUGH.
>> NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IF YOUR JOB IS TO PLAY THE GAME
WITH INTEGRITY IN A LEGITIMATE WAY, AND YOU
DEFLATE THE BALLS, THAT IS GIVING YOU AN UNFAIR
ADVANTAGE AND YOU WIN THE SUPERBOWL AS A RESULT, NO,
YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WIN.
NOT ONLY DO YOU NOT DESERVE TO WIN, YOU DIDN'T DESERVE
TO PLAY FOR THE ENTIRE SEASON, I WOULD SAY.
IF THE NFL WAS SERIOUS ABOUT SECOND A MESSAGE ABOUT THIS
GAME BEING PLAYED FAIRLY THEY SHOULD SUSPEND HIM.
BUT I DON'T THINK THEY ARE --
>> (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO, THE ONLY REASON HE'S NOT-- THE
ONLY REASON HE'S IF THE BEING SUSPENDED IS BECAUSE
HE'S TOM BRADY AND HE MAKES THE NFL MILLIONS UPON
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
>> IT SHOULD BE TEN YARDS, NOBODY CARES.
EVERY PLAYER IN EVERY SINGLE SPORT CHEATS ON EVERY PLAY.
IF YOU-- EVERY GUARD IS HOLDING ON TO THE DEFENSIVE
PLAYER EVERY PLAY.
AND IF IT WASN'T ON THE OUTSIDE THEY GET CALLED IT'S
JUST NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
>> ARE YOU SAYING THAT IT'S OKAY --
>> LOOK, MY WIFE AND I GOT INTO A HUGE ARGUE ABOUT THIS
SO I KNOCKED HER OUT IN THIS ELEVATOR.
AND.
>> DID YOU HAVE THE DECENCY TO DRAG HER OUTSIDE THE
ELEVATOR OR DID YOU LEAVE HER IN.
>> WHY WOULD HE DO THAT.
>> I GOT HALFWAY THROUGH AND I WAS LIKE I GOT A TEXT
MESSAGE.
>> ARE WE SERIOUSLY JOKE BEING THIS RIGHT NOW.
THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.
ARE WE SERIOUSLY JOKING ABOUT THIS.
>> IT'S LITERALLY COMEDY CENTRAL.
>> IT IS A CENTRAL PART OF COMEDY.
>> Larry: IT IS THE CENTRAL HUB FOR COMEDY, YOU'RE RIGHT
I WANT TO SHOW BRADY'S DENIAL.
I HAVE TO SHOW THIS.
THIS IS HOW HE DENIED.
>> IS TOM BRADY A CHEATER.
>> (LAUGHTER)
I DON'T BELIEVE SO.
>> Larry: I DON'T BELIEVE SO.
COULD YOU IMAGINE IF-- YOU HAVE CHEATED ON ME.
I DON'T BELIEVE SO.
IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMETHING LARRY WILMORE
WOULD DO.
I WASN'T EVEN LISTENING, I JUST GOT LOST IN HIS EYES.
>> Larry: HOW MUCH OF THIS IS SCHADENFREUDE? HOW MUCH OF
IT IS INSTEAD OF A PLAYER CHEATING, IT IS PLAYER HATING.
PEOPLE JUST WANT TO SEE TOM BRADY JUST COME DOWN.
>> YEAH, HE'S RICH, HE'S TALENTED.
GOOD LOOKING, HE HAS A HOT WIFE.
GET RID OF HIM.
>> THAT TO ME IS ONE OF THE MOST AMERICAN PARTS OF
THE STORY.
WE DON'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A WINNER.
>> HATE ON THE WINNERS.
>> I LOVE HIM.
I THINK-- LOOK, I'M A SEAHAWKS FAN AND WE SHOULD
HAVE RUN THE BALL ON THAT LAST PLAY.
WITH AND I STILL-- .
>> Larry: I THINK-- THEY SHOULD BE SUSPENDED THE
WHOLE SEASON FOR THAT PLAY.
>> THE ONE TRUE PUSHMENT EVERY TIME YOU GOOGLE HIS
NAME NOW SHRUNKEN BALLS WILL COME UP.
>> Larry: VERY NICE, I LOVE IT.
AWESOME.