yo what's up home sickles I'm gonna talk
about substitute teachers I want to say
for the most part we all like having
subs you like walk into the classroom
expecting it to be a normal day and you
glance over at the teacher and boom it's
a sub yes don't have to try today most
subs are pretty cool they don't really
care too much either and everyone just
ends up having a nice easy break day
they have this attitude like okay so I'm
just gonna pop in a movie or something
do whatever you want I'm just here to
make sure you don't all go Miley Cyrus
wild and poke some kids eye out with the
ruler but sometimes they don't care too
much and it gets kind of weird like once
I had a math sub where we were just
doing a worksheet or something and this
girl behind me was eating carrots but
all of a sudden she started choking on
one of her carrots and was like gasping
gagging stuff and everyone turned around
and was mortified what what do we do we
all looked over at the sub for helping
guidance or something because of all
people he should have a plan and he was
just looking at her not doing anything
I'm sure if the girl could have spoke at
that time she would have said freaking
I'm choking on a carrot here what are
you looking at do something you buffoon
so for a small period of time everyone
was just helplessly looking at this poor
girl choking on a carrot no one knew
what to do finally one guy got up and
did the choking Heimlich procedure they
teach us
it was so legit he even did the are you
choking question like they say you have
to if you haven't heard of the technique
or for some reason they changed it the
steps are approach the person and ask
are you choking do not proceed if they
are not choking it is is that get behind
the person and wrap your arms around
their waist be ready to support them if
they faint take your fist and place the
thumb side against their belly just
above their belly button
grab the fist with the other hand and
thrust into the belly and the final step
is repeat thrusts until the object pops
out or until the person faints so the
girl didn't faint he actually got the
carrot out of her throat and everyone
was relieved and after all that
hullabaloo we all kind of looked over to
see what the sub had to say about the
situation and nothing he just watched
the situation with a blank slate look on
his face like what the heck what are you
I've never
less of a reaction from such a big
situation from anyone in my entire life
you should make a reaction channel come
to think of it he'd blend in with most
of the people on YouTube doing it
already anyway enough with mr. blank
slate I remember when I was in high
school we had kind of a main group of
substitutes that were common to have
when a teacher called in sick or
something and there was this one old man
guy that everyone knew and absolutely
hated and before he say something like
Oh Jade and that's kind of rude to say
in our defense he hated us too whenever
a person walked in and some sitting
behind the teacher's desk the immediate
thought would be oh crap it's gonna be a
rough day today no I had to say it but
we were all thinking it okay Jaden so
what was he like oh stand up so you can
sit down because I'm getting started
take the strictest person you know and
throw them out the window because this
guy is now that person I think he saw
himself as a military instructor leading
juvenile delinquents because he wanted
every child to be behaving perfectly to
a teen no funny business
and yeah that's not gonna happen in high
school so there's problem one he would
start every class with the same lecture
all right sit down and zip up because
we're taking attendance if I already
talking you're being written up I don't
tolerate jokesters in my classroom I'm
going to call out your last name
followed by your first name and in final
here you see present then you're being
marked absent you should be paying
attention because you only have one
chance and I'm not calling names twice
if I pronounce your name wrong correct
me all right here we go he says that
exact paragraph every time you start to
class and I know it because I've had him
enough times to have it power washed
into my head I kind of want to believe
he has it written down and framed
somewhere in his house so he can proudly
look at it before he goes to bed every
night and he actually gets mad if you
don't correct him if he says your name
wrong I know from experience I don't
care when people pronounce my name wrong
it happens all the time I've gotten used
to it so I thought I wouldn't make a big
deal out of it animations Jaden here did
I say that correctly
it's close enough correct me next time
it sorry he reminds me of if like Oscar
the Grouch had a pet lemon but the lemon
was expired by two months and he keeps
forgetting to throw it away they go
crap the lemon yeah I'll do it tomorrow
and he doesn't do it tomorrow so I'll
call him mister yet to be thrown out
lemon just for simplicity I truly don't
know why mister yet to be thrown out
lemon worked as a substitute teacher
because you could just see the child
hatred in his eyes somehow he made
everyone in the class feel uncomfortable
just by existing so let me tell you
started about mister yet to be thrown
out lemon we had him in a biology class
once and we were just gonna work on a
paper he had to pass out all right we're
gonna be doing a worksheet today if I
hear any talking
you're being written up this is an
individual worksheet so there's
absolutely no reason to talk to anyone
at all
during this hour everyone come up to the
front of the room right now and grab a
paper missus grapes does it so each
person at a table has a number and she
calls out a random number and that
person just gets up and gets the paper
for the rest of the table so it's easier
to I will not have slaves in my
classroom what did he just say this man
just compared picking up papers for
other classmates to slavery slavery good
God height so he did it his way the 34
of us all got up at the same time and
shuffled to the front of the room
awkwardly squishing together to grab a
paper from the one pile he made for us
you are a fruitcake he did a lot of
other weird over-the-top things but this
was by far the best thing I've ever
witnessed from him Oh mister yet to be
thrown out lemon you're a real piece of
work no talking I'm going to kalau your
last name followed by this is an
individual worksheet or super five
elephant's raisins I will not have
school apples in my classroom
I don't know what those are this is an
individual worksheet to sold
interpersonal gear
Jaden is there a Jaden here Jaden a
Jaden with any animations of Jade yeah
any animations Jaden Jaden water for