Jason--
Ellen.
--has it been that long that you had time to grow your hair out
that much?
Yeah, I eat all the crust of my bread.
That's what they talk about.
Mane and Tail, I use a lot of Mane and Tail.
Wow.
I know.
Isn't it nuts?
I've never had my hair this long in my life.
When's the last time you were here
that your hair was really short?
It was pretty short, yeah.
And then I've been wearing a hat for like the last five months,
because I wasn't quite sure about it myself.
The whole reason I grew it out was for a movie that
was supposed to happen in April, and then it didn't, and got
moved to May, then it got moved to October,
and now it's going to happen in January 2019.
So I've just been just letting it go,
just seeing what the heck happens.
How long was it supposed to be when you
were going to do it initially?
I don't know.
Because now in January it's going to be down to your waist.
Yeah, it's going to be nice.
It's going to be--
yeah, who knows what I'll--
I don't know what it's going to.
It was more of like grow it out to then take it away,
because I didn't want to wear a wig.
Is it a period piece in like is the--
Not yet.
--'70s or '80s.
I know, right?
I mean, what is-- why do you have to have long hair?
Can I--
I don't--
You can't talk about it probably.
There's no real specific reason.
I was just like-- literally, I was
like, I'll just let it grow, because I
have nothing else to do.
And it's a little bit of a standoff.
Otis, our little boy's hair is really long.
He's only had one haircut in his four and a half years,
so Olivia approves of that.
Oh, yeah, there's Otis.
You know, it looks good on him.
No sleeves, showing off the guns.
And now I'm kind of like, well, we'll see who has to cut it.
Do you like it?
Oh, I never look at it.
You know, I never really see.
It's more important if Olivia likes.
And she digs it.
She likes what I do this thing.
You do a ponytail?
The manbun.
She likes putting it--
like just every now and then she'll
just walk across the room and take the thing off her hair,
and just come up and get very close to me,
and intimately, and put a manbun on there,
and then just walk away and go, mm.
[LAUGHS]
Which--
You've got to like--
--that makes me feel very nice, so who am I to say.
Yeah, but no, the rest of the time is me like messing with it
and putting it--
Yeah, there's a hairbrush here.
Are you going to brush your hair during the--
Well, this is how you do it.
This is how you keep it so nice, right?
No, I've been doing hair impressions.
So like it's fun, so if I'm like this,
if I do this kind of action, then it's
kind of like a Prince album cover.
That is like a Prince album cover.
There it is.
Yeah.
See?
You can barely [BLEATS].
That's like my Prince impression.
And then what else we got?
We got, oh, well, this, I mean, this is classic,
and this is a friend of yours, friend of mine.
This is a good one that I've been doing.
It's a little bit more under here--
Looks the same as Prince.
No, no it's a little flatter.
It's got a little bit less body, less body,
but I would even argue more iconic.
This is the Rachel.
[LAUGHS]
I don't think it is.
You don't think it's a Rach-- it's
more of a Ross, more of a Ross.
That's all right.
Then we got more-- well then here,
this is, I mean, this is good for anybody
who has kids or was a kid, but this is kind
of like a let's see here we go.
If you go right down the center, then you
get into like from Shrek, Lord "Farquaar."
Lord Farquaad.
Yeah, that actually is the closest.
That's not bad?
And then this is a daily show.
It's topical.
You do a lot of topical stuff on here.
But this is a little bit more--
just bear with me here.
Oh, wow.
Well, yeah.
I mean, anything for you.
Then look, this is like--
and then you come back here and you do this,
and then I am Bradley Cooper from A Star Is Born.
[CHEERING]
Hey.
I just want to look at you one more time.
That's a good rewrite.
Yeah.
That's what he says.
Doesn't he say, I just want to take another look at you?
Maybe that was it.
French fried potaters.
[LAUGHS]
That's Slingblade.
That's from Slingblade.
That's different.
He's a different guy.