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[laughing]
Hey!
Welcome to Studio C Reacts!
Yes, this is where we react to the sketches
that we were once in.
Like Prince Charming, the story of Malory
annoying me so much for three minutes straight.
Um, yeah, I was just the worst in this sketch.
We filmed it in front of a live studio audience.
It's got everything that we need:
It's got love, it's got mints,
it's got fake fire.
It's perfect.
It's got everything.
Enjoy.
Watch it.
Oh, the people--
They're drowning in the rivers.
[both laugh]
Okay, so this sketch, um,
legitimately some of my proudest work.
I know that makes me sound like an idiot.
No, you're amazing how still you are the whole sketch.
I, like, went to another place.
[laughing]
You can see me kinda smile in that first one,
but I'm just saying that's really good for me.
Especially after a dress rehearsal
where neither of us could keep it straight.
Couldn't keep it straight the whole time.
And everything happened, like I'm pretty sure that
your spit on my face was just like,
I think it's embedded permanently.
Yeah.
[both laugh]
There it is.
I'm pushing the spit into your face.
But look at how still.
It's amazing.
I--
You were practically dead.
Yeah, I know, right?
Yeah.
I was pronounced...
Oh, those mints were good.
Those mints--
That one mint.
[laughs]
There's one mint in that?
There was one mint.
There really was one mint in the whole thing.
What if it didn't work?
What if you dropped the mint?
Well, I'd have to pick it up off the floor
and speed clean it in your mouth.
[both laugh]
Honestly, you do a great job in this too.
Look at that--
Look at that hand work.
It's mostly...
Acting is 90 percent hands.
[laughs]
You're so right.
See?
See, look at all that hand acting.
See, I'm feeling the emotion, I'm feeling rage,
I'm feeling disgust.
I'm feeling self-loathing.
I'm getting all of it from your digits.
It's all just math because you have one face,
but you have two hands.
[laughs]
And that's 90 percent.
That's 90 percent, absolutely.
Do you think I should get bangs, Adam?
[laughs]
I think you should get that exact haircut.
I'm gonna go into the salon and say,
"Can I get the Sleeping Beauty?"
[laughs]
And then just lay on the floor.
Yeah, I'll lay on the floor
and I'll show them a picture of a cartoon.
[both laugh]
Just do it.
Do it.
Just do it.
And film it, please.
While I'm asleep.
[both laugh]
Did this gross you out at all?
What?
The mint.
The mint thing with you--
Just going back and forth.
Honestly, no.
Me either.
This is why we're friends.
I know.
This is why we're friends,
'Cause we both don't care about that kind of stuff.
Whatever.
If you had mono, maybe..
Oh gosh.
See, look at me!
I'm so proud of myself.
I know!
It even, like, spilled into your hair.
Like, I know that this isn't the kind of thing I should
send to agents or to people who want to hire me
for acting jobs, but I want to.
Just like, look at how committed I can be.
Yeah, to anything.
It's just...
It really is just my proudest moment.
I would hire you as a corpse for everything I ever do.
That's all I want.
I just want to be in those crime procedural shows
as the person who's already dead.
[both laugh]
Just keep showing up every episode.
It's such a good sketch, though, Adam,
I am seriously so flattered you casted me.
It was so fun to do.
It was way fun to do with you.
It's one of those things
where you are the epitome of a prop.
Uh, uh, women are props and objects.
I like to make that true.
[both laugh]
It was...
This was probably one of my favorite sketches to do.
Yeah.
Mostly because it's probably the closest I've been
to actually being me.
It feels like it's a purely Adam kind of character.
I kinda feel like that about AwwYeah.
[both laugh]
Don't tell anyone.
It's us--
We're just Prince Charming and AwwYeah.
[laughs]
You know, I don't know--
You don't know who everybody is.
Matt is Spencer the baby.
That's probably true.
Here we go.
Here comes Stacey.
If you're wondering--
I was gonna say his lips are extremely soft and couchy.
They're like two couches.
Two couches just smooshed on your face.
Two couches, yeah.
[laughs]
It was an honor and a pleasure,
my friend, Stacey.
[both singing] Thanks for watching.
[both laugh]
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But yeah, we hope you enjoyed that sketch.
It was really fun to watch it with you through the camera,
not personally.
Now send us a react video of the reaction
and we'll just keep going.
Oh my gosh, that would be amazing.
And it'll be like a little picture within a picture,
within a picture. 01:05:50.013,00:00:00.000 We'll be waiting.