(cheerful music)
(playful music)
- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
Oh dear, oh dear.
Oh, dear. - Oh, hello there.
Welcome to Carl's Carwash.
I'm Carl.
- Carl, thank goodness you're here.
We need your help.
- Ugh, we?
- Yes, let us introduce ourselves.
I'm Howard, the happy clown.
I find joy and jokes in everything.
Except for right now.
I got a bit of the old frazzle dazzle.
(nose honking)
- I'm Nelly, the nervous clown.
I second guess everything and I worry an awful lot.
(nose honking)
- I'm Arnita, the grumpy clown.
I get so grumpy I like to throw things.
(nose honking)
- And I am Vincent Bartholomew Puddington III.
- And what do you do, Vincent?
- I majored in English literature and hold doctorates
in theoretical physics and quantum mechanics.
(Vincent sighing)
And yes, honk honk.
- Carl, our car is in a bad state, let me tell ya.
It's a banana bonanza, a cream calamity, a pie um.
- Predicament. - Oh, yeah.
What he said a product-a-bug.
- We were rehearsing our big act for the last day
of the carnival, but one thing led to another, and well.
- Pie, pie everywhere.
Whoever heard of a clown car covered in pie?
We'll be the laughing stock of the whole carnival.
- So, Carl, old buddy, old pal, I come here to you
with hat in hand.
Oh, sorry, that was supposed to be a figure of speech.
I just couldn't help myself.
Whoops. (whimsical music)
What we're trying to say is.
- [Clowns] Can you help us get cleaned up?
- The man runs a car wash, so one may assume.
- Of course I can help.
(cheerful music) - See.
Let's get started, what kind of vehicle are you driving?
Is the vehicle a clown car, a golf cart,
or a quadricycle?
That's it, it's a clown car. (nose honking)
- Sorry.
- Now let's see how messy this clown car is.
Is it a little messy, medium messy, or super-duper messy?
I'd say it's super-duper messy.
Huh, I know this mess is a pie,
but there are lots of different kinds of pie.
Let me see what kind of pie it is.
It's creamy and it has slices of soft white fruit.
Is it key lime pie, banana cream pie, or apple crumble pie?
You betcha, it's banana cream pie.
And finally, what size is this vehicle?
Is it normal-sized, or is it big?
Wow, that might just be the smallest vehicle
I've ever cleaned.
I don't even have a setting for small,
but it should work if I choose normal-sized.
- That'll be one token, Howard, Nellie,
Arnita, and Vincent.
- We don't have a token. - What's a token?
- I've never seen a token in my life.
- Nellie, why did you--
- I'm short a token, exactly one.
- Don't have a token.
(Vincent sighing)
- [Vincent] One.
- All aboard.
- [Clowns] Wee.
- [Vincent] Huzzah.
(upbeat music)
(machine humming)
- [Howard] Srub-y-scrub.
(liquid spurting)
Here comes the soap.
(machine warbling)
Hmm, bubbles, count the bubbles, everyone.
One, two, too many.
(water splashing)
It's raining in here, indoors?
I forgot my umbrella.
(wind rushing)
Do you feel that breeze?
It's a little drafty in here.
(surfaces squeaking)
Squeaky clean.
Look at that shine.
(playful music)
Carl, you've gone and done it.
This clown car is cleaner than apples in a barrel
with a sign on it that says, Bobbing for Apples.
And no one has bobbed for an apple in a while.
So the apples have just been in the water
and are very clean apples.
That's what this car is.
Say, how'd you like to come and see our big act?
It's the last day of the carnival after all.
And we wanna send her off in style.
- Oh, I would love to join you,
but I don't think there's enough room for me
in your clown car.
- Oh, don't be silly, there's plenty of room.
We just have to take out the grand piano,
the fine China, the other grand piano,
and the grand piano.
See, plenty of room.
You can even sit next to the spare grand piano.
- Whoa.
- [Howard] Seat belts, everyone.
(nose honking)
(playful music)
(crowd clapping)
- And now for the big act, which I'm certain you're all
highly enthused to witness.
(motor puttering)
(crowd cheering)
- This sure seems like a bad idea.
(drum roll)
(crowd cheering)
- Oh, why do I even bother cleaning sometimes?
(upbeat music)
- [Child] Woo. (child giggling)