Grace is my interpreter, and you've probably
seen Grace here before.
And Grace, I thought you should probably read the intro.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Ellen is asking me to read this intro,
but before I introduce Lil Mushroom,
I'd like to say not only is Ellen kind,
she is also one of the coolest people in the world--
actually, not in the world, more like-- did you write this?
In the universe.
And please watch "Green Eggs and Ham" on Netflix.
It's great-- great.
Here to perform from Beijing, China,
please welcome 8-year-old Lil Mushroom.
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) you've got something that just makes
me want to scream.
Honey you're a goddess.
Want that thing on top of me.
You, I want it.
I won't stop until I get it.
[APPLAUSE]
Hello.
Hi, Lil Mushroom.
how are you?
I'm good.
Good.
What's here?
Because I heard you brought me something.
Is this a gift for me?
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
Yeah, I made this gift for you.
It's a jar of paper stars, and it'll bring you eternal luck.
Really?
[APPLAUSE]
Wow, thank you so much.
Let's talk about this big competition that you won.
You won a really-- what is this called?
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
This is the first competition I won that I beat all the adults
in the competition.
Wow.
[APPLAUSE]
That's very cool.
That's amazing, to not just beat your age group
but the adults as well.
So you've been on the show a lot.
What is the favorite thing that you've
done so far on this show?
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
I really like scaring Andy, because I watched
him tens of thousands of times.
[LAUGHTER]
Yep, that was really fun.
[SCREAMING]
[APPLAUSE]
Yes.
Chicken.
Why do you like that so much?
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
Well, I think he's hilarious, because he's
like a flying chicken.
[LAUGHTER]
Wow.
A flying chicken.
What else do you want to do on the show?
How else can we help you?
What do you want to do?
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
I heard Andy in there, but what's happening?
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, she wants to teach Andy how to dance,
but there are some requirements, because Andy
has to do push-ups, curl-ups, and squats.
Oh, wow.
I doubt that can happen, but let's give it a try.
All right.
Yeah, where are we?
Where do you want to do this?
Right here?
Come on up, Andy.
[APPLAUSE]
Hello.
Take that off.
Here, let's sit that down.
Maybe we cut right to the dancing
and we did the workout later.
Well, whatever she wants.
It's Lil Mushroom's-- it's her wish.
All right.
OK?
What do we do?
What happens?
What, do that?
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
OK.
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
OK, yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
OK.
[APPLAUSE]
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
What?
Oh, there's more.
Hey, there's more.
Because why would this end?
[LAUGHTER]
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
OK, OK.
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
Well, I can't see that.
Assume it's right.
[LAUGHTER]
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
Well, let's put it together.
Let's put it together.
What's the end game?
Show me.
Show me what she's looking for.
[LAUGHTER]
Wow, OK.
There's other people on the show.
OK.
And?
[APPLAUSE]
All right.
All right, that was fantastic.
Thank you for wanting to do that.
Besides dancing, you have another career
that you want to do.
What is that?
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
Yeah.
She wants to be a DJ?
Yeah.
All right, so we got you something
to help start that career too.
Let's show you.
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
[APPLAUSE]
Wow.
We'll be right back.