ISN'T THIS GREAT, HUMAN?
WE'RE OFF ON A GRAND ADVENTURE!
TOGETHER!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
I MADE A FRIEND WHO LIKES ME FOR ME
(EVEN THOUGH OUR DATE WASN'T THAT GREAT)
MY STYLE AND CHARM HAVE WON OVER A HUMAN
WHO ENJOYS GOOD SPAGHETTI
I THINK THIS MUST BE FATE!
WHEN I TELL UNDYNE-
WAIT, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO THAT
SHE'LL BE MAD
SHE MIGHT HAVE
(AND THEN THROW)
A COW!
(Phone Rings)
OH!
UM...
ER...
I'M SORRY, HUMAN
THAT WAS MY PHONE RINGING
UH-OH
THAT WOULD BE HER
CALLING RIGHT NOW...
I'VE,
ER,
GOT TO TAKE THIS!
I'M SO SORRY!
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
(PROBABLY!)
Hiya, buddy!
You ditch your parents, too?
Ah, man,
I don't blame ya!
They say Undyne's in the area
And it would be SO COOL to meet up with her!
I mean, she's just
Like,
The most AWESOME royal guard person EVER!
And I wanna be like her one day
And...
And my parents are such JERKS
For saying I can't leave the house
Oh! Sorry!
I didn't introduce myself!
I'm Monster Kid!
I'm a monster, and a kid!
What's your name?
OOH! OOH!
Shh! That's her!
That's her right over there!
He usually picks up on the first or second ring...
What's going on with him?
H-Hi UNDYNE!
SORRY I'M LATE
I HAD...
ERM...
ERRANDS TO RUN!
YES...
ER...
ANYWAY, REGARDING THAT HUMAN I CALLED YOU ABOUT EARLIER...
Did you fight them?
WELL...
YES!
OF COURSE I DID!
I FOUGHT THEM VALIANTLY!
Did you capture them?
WELL...
NO
WHAT???
I TRIED!
I TRIED VERY HARD, UNDYNE!
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!
IT'S JUST, Y-KNOW...
THINGS COME UP...
THINGS CHANGE...
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, DON'T YOU?
(Sigh)
If you want something done right
You do it on your own...
OR, YOU KNOW
WITH THE HELP OF THE ROYAL GUARD...
IN TRAINING...
I'll RIP out their soul myself
And BREAK their little bones!
I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL
THAT THAT WAS A PERSONAL ATTACK
AND,
YOU DON'T NEED TO DESTROY THEM!
YOU SEE...
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT. AND...
WELL...
I... HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY...
With their soul, we can go home
This battle we'll have won...
I... I UNDERSTAND
IT'S JUST...
We shall breach the surface world
Destroy the human scum!
And if you have a problem with that
Maybe the Royal Guard isn't for you!
I...
I'LL HELP, UNDYNE
ANY WAY I CAN!
Good!
Knew I could count on you!
Hop to it!
Can you hear me, human?
It's hunting season!
And I DO NOT lose my catch!
NGAAAAAAHHH!!!
Listen up!
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If you'll excuse me
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*Smells like burnt fish