It's a nice day for a piece of wood to the face!!
This fella takes a tumble off his horse.
He's like "I'm good! Yeah, nah I'm good!".
A couple of his mates run over they're saying "We're pretty sure you're not good".
"It looks like you've been transported to the Dark Ages of destination fucked."
"Come on everyone. Let's go!."
"Let's come into this ship."
"Together we can conquer the ocean. I have a treasure map."
"I left it up near my beer."
"Just just let me grab the map and then we set sail!"
"Are you guys with me?"
"You want to lend me a hand? Come on, everyone! Let's go!"
"Hands off cocks on with socks! the treasure shall be ours."
"Yeah, nah okay, no one?."
Destination Fucked it is then!
Here is a classic slow-mo journey towards destination fucked!
I don't know why anyone would wanna book a trip to a thorn bush and there it is.
He is stuck.
This is gonna be one of those long never-ending holidays.
Oh, yeah. Here's a quick trip. Yep! Nah yeah, that is a very fuel-efficient journey!
Here's a bumpy ride to destination fucked with a dodgy landing!
His seat was definitely not in the upright position.
I feel like he might regret buying a cheap ticket on sale, but he got there.
To be fair he got there in one piece at the end of the day.
This Sheila is like "Here's a game We used to play when we were kids. Follow me!".
No one follows her! The modern kids are too smart for this game.
Some say that when you enter heaven you go through the pearly gates.
Well, when you enter destination fucked you go through these shithouse gates!!
Ahh, a rickety ladder and a few skinny children holding it.
While an overweight man tries to go for glory.
This may as well be the dictionary definition of destination fucked.
Three.
Two.
One.
There it is!! He's eaten concrete for lunch.
And he's washing it down with a refreshing glass of pool water.
Ohh! He's a big launch!!
And say goodbye to your teeth!!
The tooth fairy of destination fucked will be claiming those!
And she's not gonna leave you any money.
She's a fuckin tight-ass.
Here's a bit of rugby action.
Unfortunately, there is an innocent nut-sack being sent to destination fucked right there.
That's not good! The scrotum never did anything to that cranium.
It doesn't deserve this kind of treatment.
Hey-yah a big bloody beautiful fucking bastards. Here's me face.
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