I get why some of these senators are struggling.
They're sitting there for long hours, up to 12 hours,
late into the night, and they're only allowed
to drink milk or water to stay energized?
That's a tough situation.
I mean, it was a tough situation,
because, luckily, there's a new product out
that could help them out.
ANNOUNCER: When you're stuck on the Senate floor
for 12 hours at a time, you need a pick-me-up.
But you're only allowed to drink milk.
You have no options.
-Until now. -(lightning crashes)
-Introducing Impeachmilk. -(mooing)
It's the only milk fortified with caffeine,
amphetamines
and just a little bit of cocaine.
-So you can get your impeach on -(sighs)
and fulfill your constitutional duties to the max.
-(bleep) yeah! -Ready to impeach!
With Impeachmilk, you'll have the energy
to render judgment all night long.
So get some Impeachmilk
and get jacked up on justice.