Bree, are you good at math?
No.
You're not good at math?
No.
Anything from the math part of my life, I forgot on purpose.
Yeah, me too.
I'm not proud of it.
I had to cheat in order to graduate from high school.
I don't remember math class.
I don't remember getting potty-trained.
Both were hard.
Don't want to have to do it again.
Last time you did long division?
It's been literally up until the point
when I didn't need it anymore.
We have five minutes to do this.
1, 2, 3--
[SOUND OF DOOR SLAMMING]
1, 2, 3.
Oh, OK.
473 divided by 6.
So this one isn't even hard.
OK, so this is 6 divided by 473.
Other way around.
This is 473 divided by 6.
Yes.
120 goes into 473 how many times?
Almost four times.
OK.
So it's almost 80 times 6, but it's not quite.
The easiest way I know to solve this one is-- wait, no,
I'm not gonna cheat.
No, no, uh huh.
I'm not going cheat.
Do you want us to solve it, or do you
want us to figure it and sit around?
We only got five minutes.
We need to know math.
We don't need to know how to use our phones.
If this was 474, the answer would be 80-- or no,
it would be 79.
So it's somewhere between 79 and 78.
7 times 4 is what?
Hold on.
It's 28.
Look Sam, hold on.
Sam, you're hogging the paper.
You're making me look bad.
Now I forgot what 4 times 7 was.
I didn't--
28, 28, all right, so 288.
And I bet 288 times 2 is 473.
You promise?
You promise that you think that's what it is?
All right, so that one right off the bat.
What is 1 divided by 6?
You mean 6 divided by 1?
No, 1 divided by 6.
I don't [BLEEP] know.
It's a decimal.
That's the only way we're going to be able to figure this out,
Bree!
How many times can 6 go into 47?
6 times 6 is 36.
I know that.
And 6 times 7 is 39.
It rhymed, it must be true.
That's how math works.
So it's 78 point what?
How do you know this?
100 divided by 5 is 20.
How did you get 100 divided by 5?
How are you getting these numbers?
Are they just like appearing to you like Jesus?
No.
This straight up looks like Mandarin to me.
Can you tell me this is not some Mandarin symbols?
We just guess?
Like and multiply our guess?
We can't guess.
I'm getting real good at writing this over and over again.
OK.
We got all this space.
Don't [BLEEP] it up, Sam.
Why me?
You do it.
I've been doing math.
You're just as smart as I am, obviously.
Because you have not come to any conclusion.
I got to a bad conclusion.
No conclusion is better than bad conclusion, all right.
Remember that, people at home.
Well, it's 5/6.
It's the decimal equivalent of 5/6.
OK.
5 over 6 times over 100, blank over 100.
So 500 divided by 6.
It's the same problem!
My mom is a teacher.
This is real bad.
I really don't know this.
All right guys, time to not look like--
They gave me the wrong partner.
Rayna--
So it's 78 remainder 5.
Final answer?
Yes.
You got it right.
Yeah!
Yeah we did it!
You did it, Bree.
You did it.
I've been out of school for five years,
and haven't tried to use math once.
OK, we've got five minutes.
One more problem.
You never said we've have to do two.
1, 2, 3, go.
5,166 divided by 8.
Take us there, Bree.
All right, I need to start with a doodle.
A doodle?
A doodle always gets me going.
The second numbers are in front of me,
I just start to draw happy flowers and swirls.
I'm going to do some multiplication.
All right, go ahead.
I'll do me, you do you.
OK, so this is 8 divided by 5,166.
6 are derivatives of 64, which is
what 8 is divisible into, OK?
Uh huh.
51 is an advent number.
[LAUGHTER] An advent number.
600 times 8 equals--
6 times 8 is 48.
Exactly.
So it's 4,800.
16 plus 16 is 32.
So that's four times.
One more 8 in there, that's 40.
One more 8 in there, that's 48.
That's as many we can get in there, 6.
Are you sure about that?
Text message.
8 times 6 is what?
You can't ask me that long after I did it.
I don't know anymore.
5,280-- oh no, no.
5,120.
You're making this [BLEEP] up.
No, I'm not making it up.
Why would I make it up?
So we have 48.
Now subtract that from your dividend.
I'm going to ignore you.
Why?
It's 3.
The answer's 3.
6, 3 6.
Sam, what we have left is 66 over here.
8 times--
I did not know I was this stupid.
I didn't know, I didn't know I was this stupid.
I knew I was stupid Oh my god.
We're so stupid.
This just discredited my whole life.
24, 24--
Television program on TNN.
32.
8 times 4 is 32.
8 times 4 is, in fact, 32.
Which I came up with earlier.
That's my math, all right.
That's not your math.
Whose math is that?
People at home, before you talk [BLEEP] about me
in the comments, remember who did that 42 equation.
So it's 640.
So do 5,166 minus 5,120.
OK.
6 minus 0 is 6.
6 minus 2 is 4.
1 minus 1 is 0.
Zero.
46.
So, 46.
So 8 goes into 46 how many times?
Seven?
Five times.
Because that's 40.
Let's do this for real.
[BLEEP]
You keep playing around.
Sorry.
8 can go into 51 how many times?
Good thing we wrote it down.
[LAUGHTER] We didn't write it down.
So that's 645--
I hate this so much.
645.
And then the remainder is?
Bree fails.
48 minus, then you get 3, 36.
Drop down the 6.
8 can go into 36 four times with a remainder of 4.
Don't, don't, don't- you're gonna [BLEEP] with me.
The answer is 645.75.
Dang, Lieberman.
You're not even drunk.
We're a good team.
We're a good team, Bree.
8 times 3 is 24.
Add 8, then--
No, don't do anything else.
Don't do anything else.
Yeah, uh huh.
There you go.
Good thing I wrote down numbers again.
Sam, I can't do this.
No, you can't.
And we give ourselves an A plus.
Why?
Because I tried hard.
I don't like feeling dumb.
I hate feeling dumb.
That's why I hated math.
You did all the work, but it was just like my tutor Eric
when I was in tenth grade.
I texted him all the questions from the test,
and he texted me those answers.
We were a great team.
You shouldn't be proud of that.
I got a B.
I don't know math.
Why would you make us say that?
Can I go to lunch now?
Can I go to recess?
Oh, I'm so nervous.
Batter up, swing batter.
About right?
Little bit more?
Little bit more girl.
You should never ever get an Australian to pour a drink.
But you know what?
You'll learn that lesson soon enough.
I once let out a long, nervous fart
when I kissed my crush in high school.
By swimming coach once called me out for peeing in the pool.