- Well, (bleep) what do I do now?
All right, we're back with another
"Reviewing Cars in Public"
and this time, woo!
This time we're in Manasha,
or as my realtor referred to it,
"Ma-Trasha".
There's stuff all around and things,
hopefully we can find some cars.
I've got some hints
that there is some heaters
but they're hiding throughout the city.
So we're gonna have to take a look
see what we can find today.
Hopefully we find some good modified cars
and not anymore stock WX's and stock GTIs.
I need to find some modified shit.
All right Steve, let's go.
Alrighty, let's see what we can find.
I'm excited, I'm hopeful,
I'm optimistic.
I don't even know where we are.
I don't know (bleep) about Manasha.
- I know PJ's is right down the road.
- Yeah, that's literally the only thing I know,
they have a barbecue place called Parker John's.
That (bleep) slaps.
I (bleep) love food if you can't tell.
You could probably tell, but it's good.
It's really good.
And that's the only thing I know,
and speaking of which, there it is,
there's Parker John's.
PJ's!
Hello.
Not an ad,
but we support.
(chuckles)
There's a (bleep) place called "Crazy Donkey".
What the fuck is this? (laughs)
I don't even,
I'm assuming it's a bar
because everything in Wisconsin is a bar, but.
- Yeah, it's definitely a bar place.
You wouldn't catch me at the Crazy Donkey.
Well, maybe you would, I don't know.
Wow dude, this GTI up here is frickin dumb!
Woo hoo!
- Jackpot. - Jackpot, baby.
Oh my God.
That thing is on its nuts.
All right Steve, let's get out.
Here we go.
I'm excited.
Right, so taking a peek at this right away,
it's on the ground.
Oh, it's on some (indistinct) Ruckus,
and this is a MK5 GTI.
If you're not familiar with the MK5s
they actually kind of get a lot of hate.
They're like the ugly stepchild of the GTI family.
But I like them.
I don't mind them.
I've came around to 'em.
Whoa!
Whoa-ee- oh!
Oh!
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(light music plays)
- [Steve] Oh (bleep)!
- Let's go!
I swear on my life,
we are out in public and we randomly found this.
I've never seen this car before.
So he gets bonus points for the Fitment sticker.
But dude, this puppy's a little rough, honestly.
I mean, frame banger is more like fender banger.
That is like not only bacon,
but that is some cooked bacon.
That is right...
That is a little bit overcooked bacon.
But holy cow, this thing,
she's dumped.
I don't really see anything else done to it though.
It looks like, do you think this thing's on coil Steve?
I mean judging by the damage,
I would assume that it's on coil.
- [Steve] Yeah, I would assume based on
crustiness. (laughs)
- I mean, if it's on coils,
the thing is on the damn ground, though.
It doesn't have a front lift
besides like a little factory front lift.
I wanna get out and see it from the other side,
but I'm about to get hit my traffic.
Apparently this is the busiest road in "Ma-Trasha".
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I was not expecting to see a Fitment sticker on it.
- [Steve] Yeah. That's dope.
- Let me see if I can see in the wheel well a little bit.
I can't tell.
I want to see if it's on coils.
Obviously we have some aftermarket taillights, too.
Ow, and (indistinct) plates, too.
"Fitment over everything."
Including clean fenders.
That stickers says "feel something".
The only thing I think it's feeling is the ground.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyways, that's dope.
That's exciting.
First car that we popped into.
Let's see what else "Ma-Trasha" has.
- [Steve] Hello sir,
an you tell us where the cars are?
- He's just on a walk,
but he has a safety vest on.
- [Steve] Yeah.
- Which I don't think is necessary in broad daylight.
But I feel like once you get older
you just like start doing everything
the safest way possible
because you're fragile at that point.
So why risk it?
You know, I'll throw on my safety vest
if I'm going through downtown Manasha.
- [Steve] You should see if he's got some candy.
No, we're the ones that are supposed to have candy.
We have a van.
(bleep) What do I do now?
(both laughing) Son of a (bleep).
I didn't know the whole (bleep) city was shut down! (laughs)
Oh, Cobalt.
- [Steve] You're good, you're good, follow 'em.
- Gotta hunt him down.
- Chase him down.
- Even if we can get on the side of him
and review it while we're driving.
Yo, this Cobalt I can already tell,
I think it's a NA naturally aspirated Cobalt,
I don't think it's an 'SS',
they made an 'SS' naturally aspirated
for whatever (bleep) reason.
I don't know why they did that, but yeah.
I don't know.
He got some stuff done to it,
I think I've seen some canards,
it obviously has an exhaust,
it's lower, tinted taillights.
It's an interesting gray color
that I feel like I've never seen,
so it might be repainted also.
And it's four door.
- [Steve] It's got taillights.
He's got a tow hook.
- Tow hook,
bad scene points,
you get points on the gram
for dragging a tow hook.
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Okay, he's got like carbon fiber rear spats on there.
The badge I...(laughs)
The badge looks like
it's being held on with toothpicks.
(Steve chuckles)
- [Steve] Seen better days.
- They rolling deep in that Cobalt, though.
- [Steve] Oh yeah.
- Got a little roof spoiler on there,
LED pales.
I don't know, not too shabby,
could be worse.
It could be worse.
I've definitely seen worse Cobalts,
a hundred percent.
- [Steve] Yeah, it could be Mike Arvi's.
- Aww. (both chuckling)
- [Steve] I'm kidding. - Poor Mike.
He tried.
- [Steve] He does good. - He does good.
Yo, this is cool.
- [Steve] Wow, that's clean as fuck.
- Yeah, come on, let's get out,
I'll just take a peek at it.
- Deep sauce looks brand new.
Here at Fitment Industries
we're all about modified vehicles
but sometimes when you see
the cleanest Honda Del Sol of your entire life
you gotta pull over and appreciate
a bone stockcar too
because this just doesn't happen.
You don't see this,
we're in the Midwest, mind you,
so we do not have Hondas
that don't have rust on 'em.
So this is an absolute gem time capsule.
We had to take a stop, take a peek at it.
Look at this.
"LV BUFET"?
Me too!
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- [Steve] Parking for El Dorado's customers, huh?
Adult party store, huh?
(laughing)
You looking to have an adult party?
- Aw, yeah, we could have a party.
Get some grownups together,
that'd be fun.
- Yeah.
Hello? - Wanna race?
(chuckling)
(both laughing)
All right,
I think Steve spotted a Miata.
We have been driving and driving
and everything has been stock, stock, stock,
but I think we found
a decently clean Miata,
but then again we seen it from far away.
So there's only one way to tell
and that's to drive up to it,
so let's go take a peek, it's at the tire shop.
(indistinct)
Don't mind us.
- [Steve] Don't mind us, we're just invading your space.
- We don't got pop-up pen lights, but, dude.
All right, let's check it out.
So right off the bat, we got some JNC wheels.
So we got some affordable, multi-piece,
lookin mask wheels, if you know what I mean.
Some huge jumbo spiked lugs,
and then we don't got the flip up, flip down headlights
but the good news is, it's manual.
And there's a DP in the center console,
DP, short for Dr. Pepper, you know what I'm saying?
Dr. Pepper's kind of like barbecue water.
So we got that going.
And we have a soft canvas beige
top on green, which is kind of unique and weird,
you don't see that a lot,
but I do like the lip that's on here.
That looks nice.
Adds a little bit to it,
kind of looks like if gel RX8 had a younger brother
you know?
That the vibe I get.
We got some race stickers on there,
so maybe do an auto (indistinct)?
But with that much of a stretch
I'm gonna say it probably doesn't,
let's go check out the STI.
On works, on works.
Oh baby!
These are sick.
Oh, we got a little bit of curb action going on.
That's okay,
you're gonna have that.
I'm just excited to see an STI on works.
We haven't seen that in a hot minute,
so that's cool.
I like the little gurney flap we got on the back
got some rear spats, an exhaustion
road America plate.
Got some good vibes there.
Oh, one non-work wheel.
Aw, but that's probably why he's at the tire shop.
You know what I'm saying?
- [Steve] Yeah. - So that's nice.
The Fitment on these work wheels looks good.
I'm gonna save the cars lowered, but it's very modest.
Very modestly lowered.
So the finish the bronze on the white looks pretty good.
I'm excited to see this.
This is cool.
This is a good stop.
[Steve]Yeah, this is a good, good spot.
Beemer time. - Uh-oh.
- A little lowered action goin on.
Is that Jake Spence?
Yeah, it's probably Jake Spence,
so let's keep going.
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Stay tuned,
we're gonna be doing more of these.
It's only getting nicer out.
So there's only gonna be better cars,
and the episodes are only gonna get more crazy.
Geez, even crazier than this.
We (muffled) FitmentIndustries.com.
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