- Hey guys, Kevin James here,
and today I'm gonna find out how well I know myself.
I'm taking the Kevin James Quiz.
Let's see how I fare.
(cheerful music)
All right, let's start slow.
What was your first acting role?
A, "Sandblast," B, "Candid Camera,"
C, "Nowhere Fast," D, "Everybody Loves Raymond."
I know this one.
That would be B.
(check mark chiming)
"Candid Camera."
It was the new "Candid Camera,"
and I know the new "Candid Camera" was the one
because that was my calling card.
Once I got that, it was a credit that I was able to use
to try to get "Sandblast" on MTV.
Times were tough.
All right, you've been in a ton of movies
with your friend Adam Sandler.
How many movies have you been in together?
Can you name them all?
Oh, no.
Well, I did "Chuck & Larry." (check mark chiming)
- [Women] Aw. - My leg.
- Oh, God, we got different lives.
"50 First Dates." (check mark chiming)
I was in it for like three seconds, literally three seconds.
"Grown Ups" - you guys count. (check mark chiming)
I don't know, I can't count and do it all.
"Grown Ups 2." (check mark chiming)
"Sandy Wexler." (check mark chiming)
"Zookeeper," he was in "Zookeeper" with me,
which was my movie.
Boy, oh boy, what else am I missing now?
I know I'm missing something.
No.
Oh, "Hotel Transylvania!" (check mark chiming)
Two of those. (check mark chiming)
And that's it, am I right?
(X mark buzzing)
Oh my gosh!
No!
I got crushed, there's 11 movies.
I forgot "Hubie Halloween," which we just did.
"Pixels"! Totally forgot! (X mark buzzing)
I was the president of the United States!
"Pixels," man!
"You Don't Mess with the Zohan!"
I did a small part in that, forgot about it.
Man, I was with John McEnroe.
I remember that.
- What's with the cheers?
Wasn't that guy a terrorist?
- Yeah, people used to boo you too, John, you remember?
All right, here we go.
Paul Blart is a national treasure.
All right, that's kind.
What is the infamous tagline
of the "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" poster?
A, We solve any crime by dinner time.
That's pretty funny actually, but that's not it.
B, Safety never takes a holiday.
C, Mall patrol has never been so dangerous.
D, Blart is his name, Segway is his game.
The mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster.
I know what it is.
It's B, it was "Safety never takes a holiday."
(check mark chiming)
And I am correct-a-mundo.
All right, time to get spooky.
Let's see if you can finish this line
from your character Sergeant Steve Downey
in "Hubie Halloween."
I hope he comes looking for me.
A, "I really need someone to help me fix my toilet."
That's a funnier line probably than what I said.
"I have such a big crush on him" is B.
C, "I literally cannot find this guy,"
and D, "He'll be in a world of pain."
"He'll be in a world of pain" on that one, am I right?
'Cause he will be in a world of pain.
A pain- (fist thumping)
(Steve shouts)
I am right, he will be in a world of pain.
I'm doing pretty good
except for all the Sandler movies I missed.
Famously, your "King of Queens" character Doug Heffernan
appeared in several episodes of "Everybody Loves Raymond"
before getting your own show.
What year did you first appear on "Everybody Loves Raymond"?
I'm gonna say it's 1995 or '96.
And the year is '96. (check mark chiming)
Boom, I remembered.
Bonus points if you can guess the name of the episode.
A, "Captain Nemo," B, "Everybody Hates Raymond,"
C, "Everybody Loves Kevin," and D, "Oh Crap."
I know this one, it was "Captain Nemo,"
and it was about a basketball team, it was A.
Am I right? (check mark chiming)
I'm right.
"Captain Nemo."
I played on a basketball team with Dave Attell.
I remember that.
And it was pretty, pretty fun.
Which of these jobs did Doug never have
on the "King of Queens"?
A, nightclub bouncer, B, bartender,
C, crossing guard, D, substitute teacher.
C, crossing guard is the answer.
Doug was never a crossing guard.
Finish this line from your Netflix stand-up special,
"Never Don't Give Up."
Honestly, we were nervous about it,
and our friends were like,
"Relax, everybody goes through it,
and it's unconditional love,
and you do, you just love all your kids equally."
And I gotta say.
(screen whirring)
I don't care for the second one.
They were wrong.
(audience laughs)
I don't care for the second one, I'm just not...
Forgot the "they were wrong."
I didn't say that part, so I don't know,
you decide if you want to give me credit or not on that one.
(check mark chiming)
Next to Adam Sandler,
what actor have you appeared with on screen the most?
A, Steve Buscemi, B, David Spade,
C, Rob Schneider, D, Shaquille O'Neal?
It's either Schneider or Spade.
Buscemi's, no, I don't think it's Buscemi.
Ooh, Schneider was not in...
I'm gonna say Spade, B.
(X mark buzzing)
Buscemi?
- I just felt a breeze, Mr. Valentine,
and that breeze is blowing straight towards justice.
- Steve Buscemi, I'm in the most movies with him?
Wow.
Your first leading role
is in everyone's favorite rom-com "Hitch,"
what was your character's full name?
I know it.
A, Al Bert, B, Alegra Cole,
C, Al Hitch, and D, Albert Brennaman.
Albert Brennaman. (check mark chiming)
I remember that.
It was my first role and Will Smith gave it to me.
- You are flat out, out of your mind,
you know that?
- Yeah.
It was a very exciting time for me in New York City
shooting that movie.
Thank you, Will.
When does your new Netflix show "The Crew" come out?
When is it out?
It's out now. (check mark chiming)
- Wow, that was really fast!
- Yep, that's how we do.
All right, so I don't know, is that a win?
I think that's a win. - [Crowd] Yay!
I feel like I won.
Well, that was it,
that was the Kevin James Quiz right there.
Now do me a favor,
go watch my new series "The Crew" streaming now on Netflix.
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