Hey, guys. Nate Wright here.
Part of being awesome is keeping the fans happy.
And what do my fans like most?
Pranks.
[bell ringing]
Today we'll be learning about climate change.
My mom says climate change is the hoax they invented
to dismantle capitalism.
- Mm. - Mm.
Well, it's real, and I'll prove it to you.
What Mr. Galvin doesn't know is that I slipped
a burrito in his pocket,
and hid Chad in the cabinet dressed as rat.
Chad will do anything for a burrito,
so when he smells it on Galvin, [laughing]
let's watch.
[growling, sniffing] Burrito!
One of the lab rats must have gotten into my room!
[screaming]
Hey!
[screaming]
Ever since, Gina, my nemesis and all around kiss up saw
a vlog about how you should drink water to fight acne,
well, she's been deeply passionate about hydration.
So let's have some fun, shall we?
Which one of you little toast heads
can tell me when the Declaration of Independence
was signed.
[coughing]
Anyone?
Me! Me!
I know the answer, Mrs. Godfrey.
August 2nd, 1776.
Correct again, star pupil.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. [groaning]
Hmm.
[laughing]
[croaking]
They're licking my eyeballs!
[croaking]
Some of my global fan base has asked
if I've ever pranked my friends.
[chuckles]
Yes. It's basically my signature move.
[screaming]
[grunting]
Hey, you guys wanna try something really tough
you should do atomic sit ups.
Lie back, close your eyes, then try to do a sit up.
You'll see. It's stupid hard.
Mm. Mm.
[groaning]
[laughing]
Always remember, if you dish it out,
you've got to be willing to take it.
[humming]
[laughing]
[whistling]
Hmm.
[whistling]
[groaning]
Well, game respects game.
An oft forgotten pranking gold mine
is the family home.
[spitting]
Hmm?
Huh? [screaming]
[laughing]
Nate!
I think it's an improvement.
[screaming]
[snoring]
Whoa, hey, Spitsy.
[growling]
[screaming, growling]
When it comes to pranks,
you got to let your creative juices flow.
You've got to own it. Be you and be awesome.
[growling] Is that my phone?!
Oh.
Not my elbow!
[grunting]
Ow! Dad, Ellen hit me!
Can someone please help me
get the neighbor's dog off my butt.
[grumbling]
[laughing]
Hey, guys. Nate right here.
And I'd like to welcome you to...
Dee Dee's Method Acting Challenge.
Dee Dee is an actress and let's just say
she takes it pretty seriously.
Rhubarb and garbage, Rhubarb and garbage.
Wha...
[screaming]
And recently, she wrote Chad into being in one of her plays.
Listen up, Chad.
This is a re-imagining of Chekhov's The Seagull
From the seagull's point of view.
[squawking]
You are the seagull. Dazzle me.
[screaming]
Oh.
"Pfft. Big deal", I told Dee Dee, "Acting's easy,
just get some other rube to play the part."
- No offense, Chad. - I'm taking it.
Looks like you got the part, Nate.
Huh. I'm not scared. Let the challenge begin.
[squawking]
To be a seagull,
you must first become the seagull.
Pfft, whatever that means.
I am so gonna ace this challenge.
What's up, seagulls?
[squawking]
No! Oh, my their beaks so sharp!
My delicate skin!
They're poking out my eyes!
The life of a seagull is painful, Nate! Use it!
Uh, if you think I'm going to jump,
so I know what it's like to fly, you be nuts, girlfriend.
Course, I don't expect you to fly. Not like that.
Guys!
[chuckles]
Now you're ready to fly.
Pfft. What do you mean by-- [screaming]
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Flying!
[squawking]
I'm not flying!
[screaming]
Don't worry! There's a net to catch you!
You set up the net, right?
Sure, of course. No.
[squawking]
A mother bonding with her gulls at birth
is key to doing a deep dive into character.
Uh, hold on. You know, I-I may have slept
through biology for the last six years,
but even I know I can't push an egg out of my--
What was that?
Uh! [chirping]
Uh, those did not come out of me.
[chirping] I think.
They're looking to their mama for food, Nate.
But I am not their mama. How am I supposed to feed them?
[chirping]
Baby gulls need their food pre-chewed.
[buzzing]
No way. Uh-uh. Nope. Not gonna do it.
Then I guess you failed the challenge.
Uh. Did Chad have to do this?
[chirping]
Mmm mmm mmm.
You can really taste those Omega 3s.
[chirping]
[buzzing]
Oh, curse you, Chad and your Pollyanna ish ways.
Fine.
That's it. That's it.
Become the seagull.
He's going to do it.
[buzzing]
[barfing]
I don't remember eating corn!
[groaning]
Is the challenge over? Did I... Did I win?
Not yet. One more hurdle
if you wanna prove acting is easy.
[groaning]
W-W-What hurdle are we talking about here?
Opening night!
Opening what?!
Lines are easy, just squawk. Break a leg.
Or wing.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Dee Dee! Dee Dee, wait!
Uh.
[groaning]
[screaming]
Why are there spikes on set?! Why is it made of concrete?!
I broke my spleen!
[screaming]
I've already gone that way!
[groaning]
[screaming]
[groaning]
Okay! Okay, Dee Dee! Dee Dee, you win!
Acting is hard and painful! You... win!
Silly boy, I won the moment
you accepted this ridiculous challenge.
Thanks for starring in my play.
And... scene.
[cheering]
[screaming]
[music playing]