The panda?
You let the panda in my house?
No. I've been trying to get rid of the...
you know the panda?
Man, that freak panda bear has been showing up
around me for three years now.
My house, my health club, my trip to Acapulco.
It's why I bought this new house.
Hey, who gave the panda my new address?
No, I don't know. Nobody knows nothing.
Okay. You know what?
I want somebody to catch that panda
and wrestle him to the ground and call the police
or animal control or something.
Ouch. He did it again. Oh, I'm gonna slam that panda.
C'mon. Where's my baseball bat?
I don't know.
- Where? - That closet right there.
At midnight, he's expecting us to have our 100-day kiss.
Okay, okay. That's perfect. So you just...
Hey!
[screaming]
Oh!
Hey, where'd the panda go?
- No way. - Kenan Thompson.
- You're Kenan. - Oh my God.
Yes, he's famous.
[both] Where'd the panda go?
Uh, we don't know.
Oh, man. How does that funky panda keep escaping
my grasp?
Whoa. iCarly, from the internet.
- Yeah. Yeah. - You know us?
Well, yeah, I watch iCarly online all the time.
I can't believe it.
Hey, where's the little peculiar kid, uh, jibby?
Well, I know you're not from Northridge.
Uh, un-uh.
Hey, Kenan. I know we just met and everything, but...
would you maybe wanna help us out with something?
There it is, you see that? There it is right there.
Why does everybody wanna borrow money from me?
I mean, you guys, Andy Samberg,
half the original cast of
Oh, I used to love that show.
Your cheekbones are like perfect little sugar plums.
No, no, no, no. We don't wanna borrow money.
Uh, now, wait a second.
Okay. Sam, Sam.
Would you help us get revenge on a really bad guy?
The panda?
No!
- Her boyfriend. - Steven?
Who's also her boyfriend.
Which we just found out.
- No money? - No money.
- Just revenge? - Just revenge.
- Tell me more. - Okay.
Last fourth of July, we took her down to the...
[phone chiming] Oh, hang on.
Text from Tori.
Ooh, time for a 100-day kiss.
Late...
He's the man.
I know, right?
I don't care what it is.
Oh.
Happy 100-day anniversary. Are you ready for this?
[Kenan]Are you ready for this?
[trumpeting]
[laughing]
Hi, Steven.
He thought he was gonna get a kiss
from a pretty girl, but instead,
I blew a trumpet in his face. Ha!
[trumpeting]
Punk.
Wait. What is this?
This is iCarly.
[cheering]
Yeah, and that is my ex-boyfriend, Steven.
Ex?
He's also her ex-boyfriend.
Ex?
Yes, ex, meaning... not anymore.
See, Stephen used to have two girlfriends...
At the same time.
Me and her.
Steven's a cheater.
And a liar.
But now, Stephen's got no girlfriend.
And might never get one again.
Yeah, because now all y'all women out there know
that Steven is a chizzy-wazz skunk-bag.
Wait, this is live on iCarly?
Uh-huh. But don't worry.
Only, like, a million people are watching.
Yeah, so it's not like your whole life's over.
[chuckles] Oh, wait.
[all] It kinda is.
You know what?
[groaning]
[all] Bye, Steven.
Random humiliation.
[trumpeting]
Hang on, Sinjin.
Here comes the big wave.
I'm gonna do it.
[cheering]
Malfunction.
Huh?
Jacuzzzzzzzzzzi!
Sinjin?
We're in the middle of a game!
Okay. Back to you.